Welcome to Anime Smackdown! Last episode, we watched Aya make a surprising victory as the best main character! This time, we will watch the Ancestor Mikage and Nakago duke it out for the title of ultimate bad guy!!! Once again, this is your host, Hikari- Boorei!

Battle two: ultimate bad guy

Hikari: Welcome, contestants!

Nakago: Hmph.

Mikage: Ore no. . .onna ^twitch^

Hikari: Okay. Nakago, you're going to start us out. What are your best abilities as a bad guy?

Nakago: I can manipulate people at my will, I'm startlingly sexy, and I can shoot awesome chi blasts.

Hikari: Impressive. What about you, Mikage?

Mikage: I have tennyo powers that my girlfriend gave me, even though she's still more powerful than me, they're still pretty spiffy.

Hikari: it's obvious who wears the pants in that relationship. Point goes to Nakago! Next question. Mikage, what part of your appearance makes you look like a bad guy?

Mikage: Umm, all my long scars that my woman inflicted on me a thousand years ago.

Nakago: I have really cold eyes and the patented Scheming Shogun Smirk.

Hikari: Hmmm, scars, smirk. . .scars, smirk. . .how about a tie breaker, guys? Got anything else for me?

Nakago: I have spiky shoulder pads.

Hikari: A must for every bad guy! Another one for Nakago, and a question. How many people have you possessed or corrupted?

Nakago: Yui, Soi, Tomo, Ashitare. . .need I go on?

Hikari: Probably not. Mikage?

Mikage: Aki. . .that's about it. I would have corrupted more, but Kagami beat me to it.

Hikari. Point for Nakago. Buck up, Old fart! You're falling behind! Moving on. Mikage, what's your worst personality quirks?

Mikage: I'm possessive, arrogant, and really really violent.

Hikari: A decent answer this time! Nakago?

Nakago: I have a personality? Wow, I hide it well.

Hikari: Another answer shot down by Nakago! Point to blondie!

Nakago: Hikari? We're both blonde.

Hikari: Ahem. I knew that. Nakago gets the point. Nakago, do you have more fangirls than the hero of your anime?

Nakago: I should.

Mikage: Well, no. . .but that's not fair! Everyone loves Tooya!

Hikari: Not really. . .

Mikage: Even Aki has more fangirls than me!

Hikari: true. At least Nakago is somewhat loved. Mikage, last question goes to you. What are your reasons for being a bad guy?

Mikage: Well, I really just wanted to be with Ceres, and I didn't want her to cheat on me, and I love her!!! ^breaks down crying^

Hikari: Okeeeeyyy. Nakago? Got an answer for us?

Nakago: I want to take over the world.

Hikari: Even if Nakago hadn't wiped out the competition, the fact that Mikage was really just a paranoid lovesick whiner would have guaranteed Nakago a win. Maybe we should have started with that question and got it over with at the start. Nakago wins the ultimate bad guy!

Tune in next time for battle three: Coolest hero. Tamahome and Ceres will try to be the best good guy or girl! Vote for your favorite if you want to see them win!!!

By Amiboshi-chan and viewers like you.