Welcome to another episode of Anime Smackdown! Today we will be Tamahome
and Ceres will be battling for the title of coolest hero! I'm your host,
Hikari-Boorei!!
Hikari: Come on in, guys!
Tamahome: How much am I getting paid for this?
Hikari: Well, I COULD call Kawaii Sama to come beat you to a pulp!
Tamahome: Oh, nevermind.
Ceres: Stupid humans.
Hikari: Okay, let's get started. Ceres, you've got the first question. Every hero has to have a reletionship with the main character. What's your relationship to Aya?
Ceres: . . .We're the same person, moron.
Hikari: Okay. . .Tamahome? What about you and Miaka?
Tamahome: Miaka and I are in Love!
Hikari: Well, I generally don't go for the mushy stuff, but since Ceres insulted me ^sticks tongue out at Ceres^ Tamahome gets the point.
Tamahome: How much money do I get for each point?
Hikari: Kawaii!!!
Tamahome: Eep! Sorry!
Hikari: That's better. Now, Tamahome, how did you come to be the hero of Fushigi Yugi?
Tamahome: I was born a Suzaku Seishi and destined to protect Miaka!
Hikari: Okay, and Ceres?
Ceres: That moron Mikage lost my robe so I died and had to go look for it.
Hikari: Well, Being destined is definitely more pleasing than 'I died and this is what I got stuck with', so Tamahome wins the point!
Ceres: I think you're biased.
Hikari: No, actually I like you better. But the fans voted. . .
Ceres: Yea, yea, sure. Excuses. Pathetic humans.
Hikari: . . . moving on. Ceres what spiffy abilities do you have that make you a hero?
Ceres: Um. . .I'm a Tennyo? I can fly, level any building in seconds, make anything explode by batting an eyelash . . .!
Hikari: Okay, and Tamahome?
Tamahome: I'm an awesome martial artist, and I can create chi blasts if you tick me off enough!!! I also have a strange way of being able to hear Miaka yell, no matter where she is. . .that's actually kind of annoying though.
Hikari: We all can here Miaka yell. She's loud. We were even outside the book, miles away in America, and we could hear her hollering and wailing.
Tamahome: Oh.
Hikari: Well, Ceres won that one anyway. Sorry, Tama. You might have kickbutt moves, but Ceres can actually make the thing bleed. ^Waves at Jenn^
Jenn: ^Runs away^
Hikari: Anyhoo, Tamahome, all heros need to have something to protect. What do you have?
Tamahome : I have to protect Miaka, and the safety of Konan!!
Hikari: Okay, Ceres?
Ceres: I'm not protecting anything, I just want my robe back, dammit! How would you like to be a naked tennyo???
Hikari: You have a point. Watch the language, though. We have little readers out there.
Kawaii: You're picking on me, aren't you??
Hikari: Of course not!! ^angelface^
Kawaii: Grrr. . .
Hikari: Anyway, Even though I liked Ceres' response, I'll have to say Tamahome, but just for the ratings!!!
Ceres: Hmph.
Hikari: Anyway, your question Ceres. What are the two major characters you've killed?
Ceres: My moron husband, Mikage, and Aya's twin brother Aki.
Tamahome: I killed Suboshi . . .well, actually my little siblings killed him, but you know. . .
Hikari: Sorta like saying Nakago killed Nuriko.
Tamahome: Exactly. And that's the other one I killed, Nakago.
Hikari: Hmmm, killing Mikage was good, but killing Aki. . .bad no no. Tamahome gets the point.
Tamahome: I am going to win! In your face, Kawaii!
Kawaii: I heard that!
Tamahome: Eep!
Ceres: Tamahome, she's half your size. Why are you so scared of her?
Tamahome: ^shakes his head vigorously^ You don't know her! You don't understand. . . she's EEVVVIIIILLLLL!
Kawaii: ^Smiles sweetly^ Who? Me?
Hikari: You'll meet her sometime, Ceres. Anyway, I've ran out of questions, so Tamahome wins!
Kawaii: Drat drat drat!!
Hikari: Sorry, Kawaii. I wanted Ceres to win, too, but majority held the vote for Tamahome.
Kawaii: It wasn't nessacarily Ceres winning, but I wanted Tamahome to lose!!!
Hikari: Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Anime Smackdown!!! This time Yui and Kagami will be fighting for the name Instigator of Chaos!!! So tell us who you think should win and sway the vote!!!
Written by Amiboshi-chan
Hikari: Come on in, guys!
Tamahome: How much am I getting paid for this?
Hikari: Well, I COULD call Kawaii Sama to come beat you to a pulp!
Tamahome: Oh, nevermind.
Ceres: Stupid humans.
Hikari: Okay, let's get started. Ceres, you've got the first question. Every hero has to have a reletionship with the main character. What's your relationship to Aya?
Ceres: . . .We're the same person, moron.
Hikari: Okay. . .Tamahome? What about you and Miaka?
Tamahome: Miaka and I are in Love!
Hikari: Well, I generally don't go for the mushy stuff, but since Ceres insulted me ^sticks tongue out at Ceres^ Tamahome gets the point.
Tamahome: How much money do I get for each point?
Hikari: Kawaii!!!
Tamahome: Eep! Sorry!
Hikari: That's better. Now, Tamahome, how did you come to be the hero of Fushigi Yugi?
Tamahome: I was born a Suzaku Seishi and destined to protect Miaka!
Hikari: Okay, and Ceres?
Ceres: That moron Mikage lost my robe so I died and had to go look for it.
Hikari: Well, Being destined is definitely more pleasing than 'I died and this is what I got stuck with', so Tamahome wins the point!
Ceres: I think you're biased.
Hikari: No, actually I like you better. But the fans voted. . .
Ceres: Yea, yea, sure. Excuses. Pathetic humans.
Hikari: . . . moving on. Ceres what spiffy abilities do you have that make you a hero?
Ceres: Um. . .I'm a Tennyo? I can fly, level any building in seconds, make anything explode by batting an eyelash . . .!
Hikari: Okay, and Tamahome?
Tamahome: I'm an awesome martial artist, and I can create chi blasts if you tick me off enough!!! I also have a strange way of being able to hear Miaka yell, no matter where she is. . .that's actually kind of annoying though.
Hikari: We all can here Miaka yell. She's loud. We were even outside the book, miles away in America, and we could hear her hollering and wailing.
Tamahome: Oh.
Hikari: Well, Ceres won that one anyway. Sorry, Tama. You might have kickbutt moves, but Ceres can actually make the thing bleed. ^Waves at Jenn^
Jenn: ^Runs away^
Hikari: Anyhoo, Tamahome, all heros need to have something to protect. What do you have?
Tamahome : I have to protect Miaka, and the safety of Konan!!
Hikari: Okay, Ceres?
Ceres: I'm not protecting anything, I just want my robe back, dammit! How would you like to be a naked tennyo???
Hikari: You have a point. Watch the language, though. We have little readers out there.
Kawaii: You're picking on me, aren't you??
Hikari: Of course not!! ^angelface^
Kawaii: Grrr. . .
Hikari: Anyway, Even though I liked Ceres' response, I'll have to say Tamahome, but just for the ratings!!!
Ceres: Hmph.
Hikari: Anyway, your question Ceres. What are the two major characters you've killed?
Ceres: My moron husband, Mikage, and Aya's twin brother Aki.
Tamahome: I killed Suboshi . . .well, actually my little siblings killed him, but you know. . .
Hikari: Sorta like saying Nakago killed Nuriko.
Tamahome: Exactly. And that's the other one I killed, Nakago.
Hikari: Hmmm, killing Mikage was good, but killing Aki. . .bad no no. Tamahome gets the point.
Tamahome: I am going to win! In your face, Kawaii!
Kawaii: I heard that!
Tamahome: Eep!
Ceres: Tamahome, she's half your size. Why are you so scared of her?
Tamahome: ^shakes his head vigorously^ You don't know her! You don't understand. . . she's EEVVVIIIILLLLL!
Kawaii: ^Smiles sweetly^ Who? Me?
Hikari: You'll meet her sometime, Ceres. Anyway, I've ran out of questions, so Tamahome wins!
Kawaii: Drat drat drat!!
Hikari: Sorry, Kawaii. I wanted Ceres to win, too, but majority held the vote for Tamahome.
Kawaii: It wasn't nessacarily Ceres winning, but I wanted Tamahome to lose!!!
Hikari: Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Anime Smackdown!!! This time Yui and Kagami will be fighting for the name Instigator of Chaos!!! So tell us who you think should win and sway the vote!!!
Written by Amiboshi-chan
