Welcome back to Anime Smackdown! Last episode, Tamahome beat Ceres for the coolest hero title. Today's title is Instigator of Chaos, and today's contestants are Yui and Kagami!!! I'm your host, Hikari- Boorei!

Battle four: Instigator of Chaos

Hikari: Welcome once again to our show! Yui, Kagami, please take a seat.

Yui: Why am I here? This is really, really . . .

Kagami: SAVE THE BUGGY! ^Picks a fruit fly off the table before he sets his coffee mug down ^ I have to make a better world for the buggies, too, as well as the Tennyo.

Yui: . . .lame.

Hikari: No, this show's not lame, just the contestants. ^wink wink^ Okay, maybe it is a little lame, but it's not like I have anything else to do. Anyway, let's get on with our first question. Yui, How much power do you, not counting who's backing you, have?

Yui: I'm the Priestess of Seiryu! I can summon gods!

Hikari: Good. And Kagami?

Kagami: I'm the head of Mikage international. ^sips his coffee^

Hikari: Point goes to Yui! Calling dragons is much more fun than paperwork. Kagami, here's your question. How many people do you have control of at your fingertips.

Kagami: Everyone who works for Mikage International and has stock in Mikage International, a team of scientists lead by Alexander Howell, and a troop of creepy dudes dressed like CIA agents that are trained to guard and kill.

Yui: Oh, just the entire Kutou army.

Hikari: Yui would win that one but the truth is that Nakago has control of the entire Kutou army, not her, and therefore Kagami gets the point.

Yui: Oh, mere technicalities.

Kagami: ^sips coffee^

Hikari: Okay, next question, Yui. What's your rape status?

Yui: I was nearly raped!!! ^cries^

Hikari: Pansy. Kagami? What's your answer?

Kagami: I nearly raped my cousin to wake up the pretty blue haired lady.

Hikari: Kagami wins that one, even though I'm sure Yui's pitiful wails created a lot of chaos.

Yui: You better be nice to me, or I'll . . .I'll summon Seiryu before you!

Hikari: Okay, whatever. Next question. Kagami, who are your enemies?

Kagami: That dratted Yuuhi, and Tooya, my own employee! Damn Aya and her charms!

Yui: My best friend Miaka who I blame for all of my mishaps and who really just wants to be my friend again.

Hikari: At least Kagami's enemies actually want to cause him bodily harm. Point goes to Kagami. Yui's next question is, what is your reason for causing chaos?

Yui: I want to get revenge on my friend for abandoning me in that awful place to fend for myself!

Kagami: I just want to make a better world for all the Tennyo, but they can be so uncooperative sometimes! 'That's too dirty' or 'We want to go back to heaven'!! My other project is a self-help institution for suicidal changelings. Most people just don't know about it 'cause they're not trying to level the building ever month. They're much easier to get along with.

Hikari: Okay . . .Kagami wins that one, especially since Miaka would most likely lose a boxing match with Kagami's little friend there. ^looks pointedly at the fruit fly perched on his shoulder, whose name is now Milo^ Last question goes to Kagami. Exactly how psychopathic are you?

Kagami: My mom's in a mental ward, and they say I'll be joining her soon. But how can I protect the wood nymphs from evil gnomes if I'm in a looney bin?

Yui: I'm not psychotic! I just want to go to a good high school without worrying whether or not my history book is going to eat me!

Hikari: Even though Yui's last answer proved the exact opposite of what she said, Kagami gets that point, and wins today's title of Instigator of Chaos! Tune in next time for fifth battle, Wei vs. Tomo for the villain's favorite pet!!! Vote for your fave!!!

Written by Amiboshi chan