Battle 5: villain's pet
Hikari: Welcome once again to Anime Smackdown! I'm your host Hikari-Boorei!
Ryo: Ah, Hikari? You can skip the intro by now, I think we know what show this is!
Hikari: NO! NOOOO! It makes me feel special!
Ryo: Okay, whatever. Just . . . introduce the contestants now, would ya?
Hikari: ^Smiles^ Okay! Today's contestants are Tomo and Wei, and they are fighting for the title of Villain's Favorite Pet! Tomo, Wei, come on in!
Tomo: kakakakakakaka!!!
Hikari: Let's get right into it. Wei, your first question is, what is your actual relationship with your villain?
Wei: Well, I work for him. He pays me lots of money.
Tamahome: What? Money?
Ryo: Back, you! ^Beats Tamahome back with a large stick^
Hikari: Okay, and Tomo?
Tomo: Nakago and I are in a relationship.
Hikari: And what kind of relationship is that?
Tomo: I love him and he ignores me.
Hikari: Really? How is that doing?
Tomo: It's worked out quite well so far.
Hikari: Okay, since Tomo actually has a relationship with his villain, he gets the point. Okay, Tomo, your question is, what physical feature puts you aside from all other characters in the story?
Tomo: My face makeup, and my yellow eyes. And I cackle like a homicidal maniac.
Hikari: Okay, I guess that'll work. And Wei?
Wei: The scar over my right eye.
Tomo: Oh, Chichiri has one of those.
Wei: But no one else in Ayashi no Ceres has one.
Hikari: Mikage is covered with scars.
Wei: But they're not over his eye, are they!
Hikari: Okay, whatever. Tomo wins that one even though his makeup isn't really a part of his face . . .
Ryo: It's not???
Hikari: Well, I guess it might be. It was the cackle that was the deciding factor. Anyway, moving on. Wei, your next question is what has one of your co-workers done to you?
Wei: Huh?
Hikari: You know, how has one of your co-workers -most likely gone good guy- inflicted injury on your person?
Wei: Oh, well, Tooya slashed my eye . . . I think he was still working for Kagami at the time.
Hikari: He had just quit, but we'll let that count. Tomo?
Tomo: Suboshi killed me. ^Pouts^
Hikari: Well, I doubt Wei is going to die from his little scar, so Tomo gets that point. Next question. Tomo, what personality quirk do you have?
Tomo: I'm an arrogant, evil, psychopath.
Wei: I hold grudges. Big time.
Hikari: I know. You still are obsessing about killing Tooya because of your little scratch. Wei wins that one. There are plenty of arrogant, evil psychopaths in anime these days. Wei, this is the last question. What weird weapons do you use?
Wei: A funny looking chain and a pokey stick.
Hikari: Yep, that's pretty weird. And Tomo?
Tomo: Feathers and clamshells. Kakakakaka!
Hikari: And Tomo wins that one!
Wei: How do you fight with clam shells?!
Tomo: Step into my shin . . .
Wei: O.O
Hikari: Stop that! ^hits Tomo with a pokey stick until he drops shin^ Hmm, these work pretty well. . . Anyway, Ryo, dispose of that, will you?
Ryo: Okay! ^walks over and steps on shin^
Tomo No . . . not shin . . .
Hikari: These pokey sticks are very useful! I changed my mind, Wei gets that point. But alas, Tomo is still the winner of today's title, Villain's pet. Next time's battle is Aki vs. Suboshi for the title of best twin! Vote for your fave!
Tomo: Shin . . .
Ryo: It's okay, I'm sure there's someone else for you out there.
Hikari: ^still likes the pokey stick^ where can I get me one of these?
Wei: -_-;
Written by Amiboshi-chan
Hikari: Welcome once again to Anime Smackdown! I'm your host Hikari-Boorei!
Ryo: Ah, Hikari? You can skip the intro by now, I think we know what show this is!
Hikari: NO! NOOOO! It makes me feel special!
Ryo: Okay, whatever. Just . . . introduce the contestants now, would ya?
Hikari: ^Smiles^ Okay! Today's contestants are Tomo and Wei, and they are fighting for the title of Villain's Favorite Pet! Tomo, Wei, come on in!
Tomo: kakakakakakaka!!!
Hikari: Let's get right into it. Wei, your first question is, what is your actual relationship with your villain?
Wei: Well, I work for him. He pays me lots of money.
Tamahome: What? Money?
Ryo: Back, you! ^Beats Tamahome back with a large stick^
Hikari: Okay, and Tomo?
Tomo: Nakago and I are in a relationship.
Hikari: And what kind of relationship is that?
Tomo: I love him and he ignores me.
Hikari: Really? How is that doing?
Tomo: It's worked out quite well so far.
Hikari: Okay, since Tomo actually has a relationship with his villain, he gets the point. Okay, Tomo, your question is, what physical feature puts you aside from all other characters in the story?
Tomo: My face makeup, and my yellow eyes. And I cackle like a homicidal maniac.
Hikari: Okay, I guess that'll work. And Wei?
Wei: The scar over my right eye.
Tomo: Oh, Chichiri has one of those.
Wei: But no one else in Ayashi no Ceres has one.
Hikari: Mikage is covered with scars.
Wei: But they're not over his eye, are they!
Hikari: Okay, whatever. Tomo wins that one even though his makeup isn't really a part of his face . . .
Ryo: It's not???
Hikari: Well, I guess it might be. It was the cackle that was the deciding factor. Anyway, moving on. Wei, your next question is what has one of your co-workers done to you?
Wei: Huh?
Hikari: You know, how has one of your co-workers -most likely gone good guy- inflicted injury on your person?
Wei: Oh, well, Tooya slashed my eye . . . I think he was still working for Kagami at the time.
Hikari: He had just quit, but we'll let that count. Tomo?
Tomo: Suboshi killed me. ^Pouts^
Hikari: Well, I doubt Wei is going to die from his little scar, so Tomo gets that point. Next question. Tomo, what personality quirk do you have?
Tomo: I'm an arrogant, evil, psychopath.
Wei: I hold grudges. Big time.
Hikari: I know. You still are obsessing about killing Tooya because of your little scratch. Wei wins that one. There are plenty of arrogant, evil psychopaths in anime these days. Wei, this is the last question. What weird weapons do you use?
Wei: A funny looking chain and a pokey stick.
Hikari: Yep, that's pretty weird. And Tomo?
Tomo: Feathers and clamshells. Kakakakaka!
Hikari: And Tomo wins that one!
Wei: How do you fight with clam shells?!
Tomo: Step into my shin . . .
Wei: O.O
Hikari: Stop that! ^hits Tomo with a pokey stick until he drops shin^ Hmm, these work pretty well. . . Anyway, Ryo, dispose of that, will you?
Ryo: Okay! ^walks over and steps on shin^
Tomo No . . . not shin . . .
Hikari: These pokey sticks are very useful! I changed my mind, Wei gets that point. But alas, Tomo is still the winner of today's title, Villain's pet. Next time's battle is Aki vs. Suboshi for the title of best twin! Vote for your fave!
Tomo: Shin . . .
Ryo: It's okay, I'm sure there's someone else for you out there.
Hikari: ^still likes the pokey stick^ where can I get me one of these?
Wei: -_-;
Written by Amiboshi-chan
