Please, please forgive me for this chapter. Don't shun me, don't put my
head out on a stake. It was late and I was experiencing a frustrating case
of writer block aka braindeadness while writing this, and I know for a fact
this is not my best. I promise the next one will be much better!
Welcome back to Anime Smackdown! I'm your host, Hikari Boorei! Last time on our show, Tomo beat Wei for the title of villian's pet. Today, Aki pairs off with Suboshi for the title of Best twin! Aki, Suboshi, come on in!
Aki: ^Walks in^ Hello.
Hikari: must. . .resist. . . urge. . .to. . .glomp . . .
Aki: -_-;
Voice in background: But Yuisama I don't wanna!!!
Yui: Oh shut up and get out there! ^pushes Suboshi in^
Hikari: Thanks, Yui!
Yui: ^Waves^
Hikari: Let's get on with it, shall we? Our first question goes to Aki. What special abilities do you have?
Aki: I have the innate ability of being possessed by random thousand year old spirits. (ENTER SARCASM HERE) No, really though. I actually don't have any special abilities. I'm just a typical (extremely good looking) teenage boy.
Suboshi: HAHA! I have specialness! I can throw yoyos!
Hikari: ^Drool^ huh? Oh, yea, Suboshi wins that point! Suboshi, your question is, who killed you and why?
Suboshi: I was killed by Tamahome's siblings.
Hikari: And. . .why would they do that?
Suboshi: ^looks away^ Because I killed them.
Hikari: Yep. And Aki?
Aki: I was killed by Ceres because it was the only way Mikage wouldn't kill Aya.
Hikari: Awww, that so sweeeet! Ahem. Anyway, Suboshi- no no. Baaad. Don't kill little kids. Aki wins that point.
Suboshi: But I did it for Amiboshi!
Hikari: killing little kids baaad. Aki, your next question is, who are you in love with?
Aki: Well, I never really had much time for a love life with taking care of Aya and whatnot. . .then when Mikage possessed me and started stalking my sis, I didn't have much of a chance for a love life then either.
Suboshi: I'm in love with Lady Yui!
Hikari: You really like that brat? (No, I luv ya, Yui!) Well, since this IS best twin, the fact that Aya was the reason Aki had no girlfriend gets him the point.
Suboshi: It's not my fault he's boring.
Hikari: WHAT WAS THAT!!?
Suboshi: ah, I was just commenting on what nice weather we've been having!! Eh he. . .
Hikari: I thought so. Moving on. Suboshi, what did you sacrifice for the sake of your twin?
Suboshi: umm-
Hikari: That's what I thought.
Suboshi: Hey! You didn't give me a cha-
Hikari: Aki dear?
Aki: Well, I sacrificed my life for Aya!
Hikari: I always knew you were valiant! Aki gets that point!
Suboshi: That's not fair-
Hikari: Aki, next question. Would you really put your twin over everything?
Aki: Of course I would.
Suboshi: Are you going to let me answer this time?
Hikari ^angelface^ what? Why, of course!
Suboshi: I would too!
Hikari: Oh really?
Suboshi: Yes!
Hikari: Even over Yui?
Suboshi: . . .Yui's another story altogether. . .
Hikari: Ha! Aki gets the point. Suboshi, last question. Do you take care of your twin or does your twin take care of you?
Suboshi: Well. . .um. . .I . . .
Amiboshi (In background) I've babied him all his life! I've spoiled him!
Hikari: mmm hmmm. Rotten. Aki?
Aki: You think Aya could function properly without me?
Hikari: good point. Aki wins the point, and the title of best twin!
Suboshi: Why were you so mean to me!! I thought you liked me!
Hikari: Actually, I do like you. I kinda had to play Devil's Advocate to make this work. What can I say- I really had expected Suboshi to win!! So I was pretty ready to let him win. But I guess people really like Aki! Gomen ne, Subo-chan.
Suboshi: So you don't hate me?
Hikari: Of course not. You're both my darlings. Not so much as Tasuki and Amiboshi, but darlings nonetheless.
Aki: Lady, you're scary. ^runs away^
Next time on Anime Smackdown, Tasuki and Tooya battle for the title Best Weapon! Vote for your fave!
Written by Amiboshi-chan, though I would rather not claim this blasphemy of a chapter.
Welcome back to Anime Smackdown! I'm your host, Hikari Boorei! Last time on our show, Tomo beat Wei for the title of villian's pet. Today, Aki pairs off with Suboshi for the title of Best twin! Aki, Suboshi, come on in!
Aki: ^Walks in^ Hello.
Hikari: must. . .resist. . . urge. . .to. . .glomp . . .
Aki: -_-;
Voice in background: But Yuisama I don't wanna!!!
Yui: Oh shut up and get out there! ^pushes Suboshi in^
Hikari: Thanks, Yui!
Yui: ^Waves^
Hikari: Let's get on with it, shall we? Our first question goes to Aki. What special abilities do you have?
Aki: I have the innate ability of being possessed by random thousand year old spirits. (ENTER SARCASM HERE) No, really though. I actually don't have any special abilities. I'm just a typical (extremely good looking) teenage boy.
Suboshi: HAHA! I have specialness! I can throw yoyos!
Hikari: ^Drool^ huh? Oh, yea, Suboshi wins that point! Suboshi, your question is, who killed you and why?
Suboshi: I was killed by Tamahome's siblings.
Hikari: And. . .why would they do that?
Suboshi: ^looks away^ Because I killed them.
Hikari: Yep. And Aki?
Aki: I was killed by Ceres because it was the only way Mikage wouldn't kill Aya.
Hikari: Awww, that so sweeeet! Ahem. Anyway, Suboshi- no no. Baaad. Don't kill little kids. Aki wins that point.
Suboshi: But I did it for Amiboshi!
Hikari: killing little kids baaad. Aki, your next question is, who are you in love with?
Aki: Well, I never really had much time for a love life with taking care of Aya and whatnot. . .then when Mikage possessed me and started stalking my sis, I didn't have much of a chance for a love life then either.
Suboshi: I'm in love with Lady Yui!
Hikari: You really like that brat? (No, I luv ya, Yui!) Well, since this IS best twin, the fact that Aya was the reason Aki had no girlfriend gets him the point.
Suboshi: It's not my fault he's boring.
Hikari: WHAT WAS THAT!!?
Suboshi: ah, I was just commenting on what nice weather we've been having!! Eh he. . .
Hikari: I thought so. Moving on. Suboshi, what did you sacrifice for the sake of your twin?
Suboshi: umm-
Hikari: That's what I thought.
Suboshi: Hey! You didn't give me a cha-
Hikari: Aki dear?
Aki: Well, I sacrificed my life for Aya!
Hikari: I always knew you were valiant! Aki gets that point!
Suboshi: That's not fair-
Hikari: Aki, next question. Would you really put your twin over everything?
Aki: Of course I would.
Suboshi: Are you going to let me answer this time?
Hikari ^angelface^ what? Why, of course!
Suboshi: I would too!
Hikari: Oh really?
Suboshi: Yes!
Hikari: Even over Yui?
Suboshi: . . .Yui's another story altogether. . .
Hikari: Ha! Aki gets the point. Suboshi, last question. Do you take care of your twin or does your twin take care of you?
Suboshi: Well. . .um. . .I . . .
Amiboshi (In background) I've babied him all his life! I've spoiled him!
Hikari: mmm hmmm. Rotten. Aki?
Aki: You think Aya could function properly without me?
Hikari: good point. Aki wins the point, and the title of best twin!
Suboshi: Why were you so mean to me!! I thought you liked me!
Hikari: Actually, I do like you. I kinda had to play Devil's Advocate to make this work. What can I say- I really had expected Suboshi to win!! So I was pretty ready to let him win. But I guess people really like Aki! Gomen ne, Subo-chan.
Suboshi: So you don't hate me?
Hikari: Of course not. You're both my darlings. Not so much as Tasuki and Amiboshi, but darlings nonetheless.
Aki: Lady, you're scary. ^runs away^
Next time on Anime Smackdown, Tasuki and Tooya battle for the title Best Weapon! Vote for your fave!
Written by Amiboshi-chan, though I would rather not claim this blasphemy of a chapter.
