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Battle number 7: Best weapon

Welcome back to Anime smackdown! Last time Aki beat Suboshi for the best twin. This time, Tasuki and Tooya will be comparing their awesomely cool weaponry! I'm your hostess with the mostess, Hikari Boorei!

Hikari: Welcome Tooya, Tasuki ^drool^

Tooya: Hello there.

Tasuki: Ya need a bucket there, Hikari?

Hikari: Wha? Oh, ah, no, of course not! Anyway, let's get into this shall we? First question-

Tasuki: First question, ya got anything ta drink around here?

Hikari: Umm, there's a water fountain out the door to the left. . .

Tasuki: What, ya mean, ya don't have any sake, anything good at all? What kind of establishment are ya runnin' here?

Hikari: Umm, Tasuki, this won't be long, then you can go get some sake. . .

Tasuki: Fine, fine.

Hikari: Okay. First question, Tooya, what's your weapon?

Tooya: My dagger.

Hikari: Oh yea, the oversized dagger knife thingy. Okay, and Tasuki?

Tasuki: My tessen!

Hikari: As much as I love Tooya's weapon, at this first stage I must say the metal fan is pretty cool. Tasuki wins he first point.

Tasuki: Yay! Now I'm gonna go get some sake and-

Hikari: Hold up, Tasuki, we're not done yet.

Tasuki: Oh. ^pouts^

Hikari: Next question, Tasuki, where did you get your weapon?

Tasuki: Oh, my tessen's been passed down through the leaders of the Mount Reikaku bandits!

Hikari: Cool, and Tooya?

Tooya: My dagger's actually a part of me.

Hikari: You were born with it eh? That's pretty cool too. Tooya wins this point. Tooya, your next question. What is special about your weapon?

Tooya: It comes out of my wrist whenever I need it.

Tasuki: Well, my tessen throws fire!

Hikari: This one's a close one. The whole wrist thing must make it pretty easy to travel with it, and you'll never get stopped at the airport for having it. But alas, the pyromaniac within me must say Tasuki wins that point. Your question, Tasuki. Since I've ran out stuff about the weapons, we'll talk about you for a while. What's up with your-ooh la la- love life?

Tasuki: I hate women! I prefer Sake! It's nicer, and won't talk back to ya! Women are fickle, and they don't play fair!

Tooya: I have a thing going with Aya.

Hikari: A thing? Isn't she pregnant with your baby?

Tooya: Yep! ^Happy smiles^

Hikari: That's sweet that you're happy about having a child, especially with the guys we got around today. As funny as the woman-hating bandit is, I must say Tooya wins here.

Tasuki: now can I-

Hikari: No. Just chill, would ya? The world's not gonna run out of alcohol in the next five minutes. You'll get your sake. Tooya, last question. What's special about you?

Tooya: Well, I was born from Ceres' mana, I live only to protect Aya, and I'm a really good fighter.

Hikari: Impressive. And Tasuki?

Tasuki: I'm a Suzaku Seishi, I'm super fast, I like wolves, I'm good looking, I'm the host's favorite seishi, I'm the coolest seishi with the -exception of Nuriko, and that's debatable- there are only a few weirdos who hate the wonderful Tasuki, and I have more fangirls than any character Hikari has been able to find! Oh yea, and I have fangs!

Hikari: What can I say? He speaks the truth! Tasuki wins that point, and the title of Best Weapon!

Tasuki: NOW can I go get some sake!?!

Hikari: Well, okay, but only if you treat me.

Tasuki: Oka- waitaminute, aren't you underage?

Hikari: Ah, um, neehee!

Tasuki: ^sigh^

Hikari: Okay! Bye for now! Next time on Anime Smackdown, Suzumi and Chichiri face off for the title of spiffiest abilities! Vote for your fave!

Written by Amiboshi-chan