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When Canadians ATTACK!

Chapter 2 - Sy Psychoatic

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That night at dinner we were all sitting around the D-Tent table eating crap that looked like shi- erm... Crap. I became extremely fascinated with the table carvings. Johnny Two-Tone wuz here. Johnny Two-Tone? JOHNNY TWO-TONE? These people are on something, and I need to find out what!

I poked Gabby in the side.

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaby..."

"What Sy?"

"Do you have any Zen?"

"Erm... Yeha I think so..."

Gabby gug in her pocket and came up with a maple flavored maple leaf shaped candy.

"Yay! Zen!" I cried grabbing it and shoving it in my mouth. "Nummy!"

"Zen?" X-Ray asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Canadian pot," Candy explained.

"That," Squid said, pointing to the candy. "Is not pot."

"Well it's our version of Zen," Candy shrugged.

"And what makes it Canadian?" X-Ray asked.

"It's dipped in Maple Syrup!" we all said.

"HEY! You said she couldn't speak English!" Armpit accused us, pointing at Amy.

"Amy!" I moaned. "You ruined our sinister plans of most certain sinsterness!"

Everyone stopped trying to figure out what I just said.

"You had an evil plot against us?"

I nodded.

"And you were gonna make her not speak English?"

Another nod.

"And were you lying when you said she bites?"

No- Shake head.

"We all bite," Gabby explained. "Some of us more than others though." Pointed look at me.

"What?"

"Sy, you bit Candy and scarred her."

"So? Gabby bit me when we were five!"

"I hated you!"

"I didn't know you!"

"Nya!"

Insert weirded out looks from guys here

"What did they give us?" X-Ray asked Squid who shrugged.

"Well Gabby's some undead vampire/dark lord/satanic thing, Sy's a wolf demon, Candy's a demented clown and Amy's an... Amy," Sage explained.

Zigzag's eyes practically flew out of his head.

"They were sent to eat us! They're going to suck out our souls when we're sleeping!" he said, glancing at each of us nervously.

"Oh no, we'll let Gabby have the honor. Hm... except I'll be taking that one," I said pointing to Zero.

Zero looked very scared. And so cute.

"Must... resist urge... to... fluff... hair..." I said, my hands shooting out in front of me in Zero's direction.

"Yeah, but you're not," Gabby said with a sigh.

I looked over at the boys. X-Ray looked weirded out, Squid had an eyebrow raised, Magnet looked like nothing had happened, Armpit was eating (Ew...), Zigzag was ranting about the evil zombies who would eat his soul, Caveman was looking at Zero who was still very scared and Twitch was... twitching.

Phase one complete.

Phase one of what?

The plan!

What plan?

The plan that has been in my head for five minutes!

I'm in your head and there are no plans here!

But I have a secret compartment for plans!

No you don't!

Yes I do!

Ergh. You are impossible.

I know.

That's not something to be proud of!

"Sy. Syyyyyy..... SY!"

"Huh?"

"You were doing the zoney out thing again," Amy said.

"Oh. I was arguing."

"With yourself?" Candy asked.

"Again?" Gabby added.

"Erm." I said.

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Yukai: I'd like to say now, that I have nothing against Americans. Seriously I don't. Everything I write is for story purpouses only. And there won't be any insults, just things that I might thin if I had never been to America!