Disclaimer: I have so many product names in here that I don't own that it's pathetic. Go pick on someone else please... Oww... If not, then blame it on the cramps... They did it. Not me.

A/N: A mystery guest is just like mystery meat... but in what ways other than the word 'Mystery' that seems to be in front of both words I do not know. Read at your own risk.... Seriously.

Bebop: Main Hallway: 13:47

"OHHHHHH!

Does Edward have something to tell you Ein!

Guess what Ed just heard?!"

Woof

Wag Wag

"Oh! Ein! Its so juicy! Ed has to tell someone! Who can Ed tell?"

Woof Woof

"Can Edward trust Ein?"

Wag Wag Wag Woof

"Good! But only if Ein promises not to tell Spike Spike, Jet Jet, or her..."

Growl Woof Shake Wag

"Oki Oki. Ein promised. Now lean in and keep it down a bit. We don't need THEM listening in on Edward and Ein talk now do we?"

Nod

Walk Walk Walk

Lean, wag

"Edward just caught glimpse of this strange thing aboard the Bebop. It was tall, spiky blond hair, sunglasses and a BIG red trench coat. Nothing has Edward ever seen like it."

Blink Blink

"Edward tried to bite the intruder's hand, but only tasted leather, no skin."

Edward gagging face

Blink Blink

"It bit Ed back too!"

Ed shows hand: Big red teeth marks in it

Growl

"Indeed. Ed growled and pounced, but it was too fast. It dodged Edwards teeth this time and Ed hit Ed's head on a pipe..."

Ed puts her hand on her head and falls down on the metal floor dramatically

Growl Growl

"Ed fell asleep, but Ed heard its boots go clank clank clank on down the hallway. Ed wake up and Ed see Ein. So Ed told Ein the story. And now Ed is with Ein and the story is told."

Blink Blink

Ed stands up suddenly putting her right hand over her heart and her left hand in the air, her eyes staring ahead blankly.

"Ed solemnly swears to find this intruder and bring it to justice in the name of Bebop!"

Ed looks down at Ein

"Is Ein with Ed?"

Wag Wag Woof Woof

"Great!"

Ed turns around to face the other side of the hallway, pointing in front of her

"Lets Go!"

Ed runs down the hallway

Run Wag Run Follow Follow Wag

A/N: See, look at where drinking Limited Edition Pitch Black Mountain Dew gets you while listening to Marilyn Manson and KoRn, watching The Girl Next Door(AWESOME MOVIE BY THE WAY! I LOVE IT. I WOULD HAPPILY MARRY ELI lol! I wuv Eli) and having horrible cramps gets you. I'm trying to not write chapters that are more then like 2,000 words and so far I'm succeeding. Guess what? This one is only 312 words without this stupid A/N thingy. Eh, the next time I'll update??? STOP ASKING ME! I don't know now shove it already. I don't care if you read. This Chapter SUCKS!

PS: Pepsi should be paying me for advertising their product.

PPS: Fox should be paying me for advertising their movie also.

PPPS: I'm waiting...

PPPPS: Um... Any moment now the money should be rolling in...

PPPPPS: Oh yea, Nothing and Interscope records should be showing me the money.

PPPPPPS: And whatever record label owns KoRn should be paying me...

PPPPPPPS: I'm still waiting

PPPPPPPPS: I think I should stop with the PS's now shouldn't I?

PPPPPPPPPS: lol, Sorry, I just had to fit in one more for the road... I'm such a lonely Sumbitch.