"Inuyasha, Inuyasha, Inu...yasha." Naraku said over and over. They were in
his huge office in the Shikon co. building. Naraku sat behind a sleek black
desk with an unlit cigar in his mouth. Next to him stood the stiff and
emotionless Sesshomaru and in front of them sat a tired and angry Inuyasha.
His brother had came and picked him up right after work finished. He didn't even get to smoke in the car! This was cruelty to Youkai.
"You can say my name all you want," Inuyasha said in a bored tone. " It still won't change." He pulled out a cigarette and kissed it, then pulled out his lighter.
"Mind if I smoke?" he asked.
"Inuyasha this is a business meeting." Naraku told him seriosuly. " You may smoke when you leave."
"And when will that be?"
"As soon as you take my newest job offer. There's even a treat in it for you."
"I'm listnin'" Inuyasha said and quirked his ears for emphasis.
"For you see, there's a politician who's trying to shut me down. He says that Shikon co is a bad business. That we murder people and threaten people. That we sell drugs and prostitutes. That we provide gangs with guns and money. Now I can't have that kind of publicity, can I?" he asked.
"But that IS what you do." Inuyasha said as he stuck his pinky finger in is ear, twisted it around a bit and pulled it out, looking at the earwax on his finger.
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and made a disgusted face mouthing the words 'Dirty ingrate'. Inuyasha smiled and flung his earwax at him.
"So what do you want me to do about it? Break his nose or sumthin'?" Inuyasha asked. He really wasn't interested in this. He was more of a drug dealer than a mobster.
"No. Not yet anyways. In his home there is a document labeled 'Midoriko.' It's a police record and it has evidence of everything I've done that's not one the side of the law. Get that document and destroy it."
Inuyasha yawned. "That's it? That's all I have to do? What's in it for me?" he asked.
Naraku narrowed his eyes. "You get that document, and all of your debts will be cleared. I'll even give you what you want."
At this Inuyasha's eyes widened and his ears perked up. He was attentive now. "Deal." He said quickly. He was afraid that if he hesitated then Naraku would call it off.
"Good." Naraku replied giving a creepy smile. "Now here's the catch."
-_-; (New borders are just faces ~cheesy lazy smile~)
"How could he do this to me! I'll kill him! I swear I'll ring his little neck!" Sango shouted as she paced back and fourth in Kagome's room. Kagome was staring into space with a blush on her face while Hirai browsed through a magazine sipping a soda.
Miroku had done it again. His excuse this time was that he accidentally tripped and landed on Satoru Haze's lips. It was a mere coincidence that Satoru's boyfriend walked in that moment and blacked Miroku's eye.
"I don't believe him! Kagome can you believe him?" she asked.
Kagome looked straight ahead, the blush growing a deeper shade of pink.
"Kagome!" Sango shouted.
Kagome snapped out of her thoughts, looking up at Sango glowing a deeper red of pink. "When did you get here?" she asked.
Sango felt Kagome's forehead. " You feeling alright?" she asked. "You haven't said a single word all day and I'm beginning to worry."
Hirai looked up from her magazine and glanced at Kagome. "She's in love with Inuyasha." She said simply and turned the page, reading again.
Sango smiled. "Aw!" she said. "You guys make such a cute couple." She grabbed a chair and sat down. "Tell us what happened in the hallway today."
Hirai sipped her soda and closed the magazine. "Yeah, Kagome. Spill."
Kagome's eye twitched. "First of all I'm not in love with Inuyasha. Second you all would know what happened if you didn't LEAVE ME STRANDED!!"
Sango chuckled nervously. "We were gonna be late for class. C'mon. We're sorry. Please tell."
Kagome took a few deep breaths and sighed. "Let's just say I was saved by the bell."
(A/N: I miss that show.)
^__^
Inuyasha walked into the apartment. He was just about to go in his room when the guy on the couch called him back.
"Inuyasha." He said in a slow voice. He yawned. "Where's your half of the rent?"
"I ain't got it." He replied truthfully and began walking to his room again.
The guy got up and went towards Inuyasha, his hand sticking out. "Fine then. You're outta here. I want you gone by tomorrow." He said.
"What!? You got to give me more time than that. I need to find a new place. Gimmie a fuckin break here." He said. Some legal guardian, this guy was. He was the landlord and had given Inuyasha that tiny room to stay when he had nowhere else to go. He only requested three hundred dollars a month but now that Naraku was seriously demanding his money back Inuyasha hardly had enough money for gas.
"I'm serious." He yawned again and made his way back to the couch. "Leave your key when your gone. Or else I'll make the police leave it for you."
Inuyasha scowled and walked into his room, slamming the door. More and more problems just kept coming each day.
He went into his closet and threw out a cardboard boxes and a duffel bag. He was throwing the clothes in a bag when the phone rang.
Inuyasha picked it up. "City morgue where our motto is ' You kill 'em, we chill 'em' this is Earl speaking here, how may I help you?"
"You're a true idiot, you do know that?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Oh, fuck off! You're the last person I want calling me. I shouldn't have to even hear your voice until Monday. Or when hell freezes over. Preferably the second choice."
"As much as I hate counting the days until I hear your voice again, I regretfully must call. Naraku-sama wishes to make sure that you fully understand what you are to do. And that you fully accept all consequences if you fail." He explained. " Please don't accept. For you see then I would have to come over and make sure you do. I know so many ways."
Inuyasha smirked. "Any excuse just to be with me, huh Sesshomaru?"
"Anyway do you accept or not?"
"Yeah sure." He said and hung up the phone. He cleared his throat and held his breath. The phone rang once again and he picked it up saying in a sultry womanly voice
"Nasty housewives hotline. Enter your credit card number now to speak to our lonely and dirty housewives who will do anything for attention."
"I wasn't done speaking with you." Sesshomaru said almost angrily. Inuyasha was the only person who could make him speak in tones or make facial expressions. "I believe you still need to have Mr.Higurashi's address in order to fulfill your job."
"Higurashi is the politician!?" Inuyasha shouted. It was hard enough that Naraku's "catch" was nearly impossible but to make it worse it was Kagome's dad she was stealing from.
Inuyasha scowled. More and more problems just kept coming each day.
-_-;
The next day? Yes. The next day..
Sango, Hirai, Kagome, and Miroku stared at their siblings.
Kohaku, Rin, Souta and Ame stared back.
"Here's the deal," Kagome spoke first. They all were babysitting together. " You guys play in Souta's room for an hour and a half then after we can all order a movie. After that we all play a team vs. team game and if you lose you guys to bed. If we lose you can stay up for another hour."
The four children huddled up and whispered among themselves. Souta turned around. "No deal. The movie has to come with pizza."
The four teenagers huddled and whispered among themselves.
"Do it." Miroku said. "Ame started taking karate lessons and I'm scared of her."
"They're eleven! Don't be so weak. I say we don't give in." Hirai said.
"Same here." Kagome agreed.
"I agree with the idiot." Sango said. "Give them pizza. Kohaku's a black belt."
Hirai rolled her eyes. "You only agree with him because he's your man."
"I'm still not speaking to him!"
"Sango I said I was sorry."
"Shut up, Miroku I'm still not speaking to you."
The four kids tapped their feet impatiently. "We are very busy people." Ame said. She went over and kicked her brother in the behind.
"We agree!" Miroku said at once. All the girls rolled their eyes at him.
The four children ran into Souta's room. While the teenagers went into Kagome's.
"God, Miroku you are so weak." Kagome said as she threw a pillow at him.
"Asses are my weak spot." He confessed and eyed Sango. "Literally." She rolled her eyes at him and turned away. He moved up to her and nibbled on her earlobe. "I said I was sorry." He said softly.
Sango tried to stay angry. She tried not to smile. She tried not to laugh. But it was no use. She laughed and turned around, kissing him. "I'll forgive you but next time I swear I'll kill you."
Hirai looked away and threw a magazine at them "Ugh! You guys make me sick." Miroku caught the magazine and opened it to a random page, holding it over his and Sango's face.
Kagome laughed and began ordering the pizza. The doorbell rang and Hirai went to get it. As Kagome ordered she kicked Miroku in the knee and made a gagging gesture. They broke away and Miroku grabbed his knee in pain.
"Don't be jealous just 'cuz I'm having fun and your not." He said and stuck his tongue out at her. She finished the order and hung up, sticking out her tongue back. Hirai came back followed by Koga. "Look what I found." She said and plopped down on the bed.
"Koga?" Kagome asked. "What are you doing here?"
Koga looked around Kagome's room and smiled. He'd never seen the inside of her house before. He spotted a beanbag in the corner and sat down. "Hey Kagome. I thought you could use help babysitting. So your man decided to come to the rescue."
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Let me know when he gets here." She muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing!" Kagome said. She pulled hum up out of the chair and began pushing him towards the front door.
"Well Koga as you can see I have all the help I could ever need." She said. "So you could just be on your way."
He tried to speak but Kagome interrupted him. "Besides I wasn't expecting you and I really hate surprises."
She opened the door and there stood Inuyasha with and unlit cig in his mouth. He had a duffel bag on his shoulder and a cardboard box in his hands.
"Surprise Higurashi."
His brother had came and picked him up right after work finished. He didn't even get to smoke in the car! This was cruelty to Youkai.
"You can say my name all you want," Inuyasha said in a bored tone. " It still won't change." He pulled out a cigarette and kissed it, then pulled out his lighter.
"Mind if I smoke?" he asked.
"Inuyasha this is a business meeting." Naraku told him seriosuly. " You may smoke when you leave."
"And when will that be?"
"As soon as you take my newest job offer. There's even a treat in it for you."
"I'm listnin'" Inuyasha said and quirked his ears for emphasis.
"For you see, there's a politician who's trying to shut me down. He says that Shikon co is a bad business. That we murder people and threaten people. That we sell drugs and prostitutes. That we provide gangs with guns and money. Now I can't have that kind of publicity, can I?" he asked.
"But that IS what you do." Inuyasha said as he stuck his pinky finger in is ear, twisted it around a bit and pulled it out, looking at the earwax on his finger.
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and made a disgusted face mouthing the words 'Dirty ingrate'. Inuyasha smiled and flung his earwax at him.
"So what do you want me to do about it? Break his nose or sumthin'?" Inuyasha asked. He really wasn't interested in this. He was more of a drug dealer than a mobster.
"No. Not yet anyways. In his home there is a document labeled 'Midoriko.' It's a police record and it has evidence of everything I've done that's not one the side of the law. Get that document and destroy it."
Inuyasha yawned. "That's it? That's all I have to do? What's in it for me?" he asked.
Naraku narrowed his eyes. "You get that document, and all of your debts will be cleared. I'll even give you what you want."
At this Inuyasha's eyes widened and his ears perked up. He was attentive now. "Deal." He said quickly. He was afraid that if he hesitated then Naraku would call it off.
"Good." Naraku replied giving a creepy smile. "Now here's the catch."
-_-; (New borders are just faces ~cheesy lazy smile~)
"How could he do this to me! I'll kill him! I swear I'll ring his little neck!" Sango shouted as she paced back and fourth in Kagome's room. Kagome was staring into space with a blush on her face while Hirai browsed through a magazine sipping a soda.
Miroku had done it again. His excuse this time was that he accidentally tripped and landed on Satoru Haze's lips. It was a mere coincidence that Satoru's boyfriend walked in that moment and blacked Miroku's eye.
"I don't believe him! Kagome can you believe him?" she asked.
Kagome looked straight ahead, the blush growing a deeper shade of pink.
"Kagome!" Sango shouted.
Kagome snapped out of her thoughts, looking up at Sango glowing a deeper red of pink. "When did you get here?" she asked.
Sango felt Kagome's forehead. " You feeling alright?" she asked. "You haven't said a single word all day and I'm beginning to worry."
Hirai looked up from her magazine and glanced at Kagome. "She's in love with Inuyasha." She said simply and turned the page, reading again.
Sango smiled. "Aw!" she said. "You guys make such a cute couple." She grabbed a chair and sat down. "Tell us what happened in the hallway today."
Hirai sipped her soda and closed the magazine. "Yeah, Kagome. Spill."
Kagome's eye twitched. "First of all I'm not in love with Inuyasha. Second you all would know what happened if you didn't LEAVE ME STRANDED!!"
Sango chuckled nervously. "We were gonna be late for class. C'mon. We're sorry. Please tell."
Kagome took a few deep breaths and sighed. "Let's just say I was saved by the bell."
(A/N: I miss that show.)
^__^
Inuyasha walked into the apartment. He was just about to go in his room when the guy on the couch called him back.
"Inuyasha." He said in a slow voice. He yawned. "Where's your half of the rent?"
"I ain't got it." He replied truthfully and began walking to his room again.
The guy got up and went towards Inuyasha, his hand sticking out. "Fine then. You're outta here. I want you gone by tomorrow." He said.
"What!? You got to give me more time than that. I need to find a new place. Gimmie a fuckin break here." He said. Some legal guardian, this guy was. He was the landlord and had given Inuyasha that tiny room to stay when he had nowhere else to go. He only requested three hundred dollars a month but now that Naraku was seriously demanding his money back Inuyasha hardly had enough money for gas.
"I'm serious." He yawned again and made his way back to the couch. "Leave your key when your gone. Or else I'll make the police leave it for you."
Inuyasha scowled and walked into his room, slamming the door. More and more problems just kept coming each day.
He went into his closet and threw out a cardboard boxes and a duffel bag. He was throwing the clothes in a bag when the phone rang.
Inuyasha picked it up. "City morgue where our motto is ' You kill 'em, we chill 'em' this is Earl speaking here, how may I help you?"
"You're a true idiot, you do know that?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Oh, fuck off! You're the last person I want calling me. I shouldn't have to even hear your voice until Monday. Or when hell freezes over. Preferably the second choice."
"As much as I hate counting the days until I hear your voice again, I regretfully must call. Naraku-sama wishes to make sure that you fully understand what you are to do. And that you fully accept all consequences if you fail." He explained. " Please don't accept. For you see then I would have to come over and make sure you do. I know so many ways."
Inuyasha smirked. "Any excuse just to be with me, huh Sesshomaru?"
"Anyway do you accept or not?"
"Yeah sure." He said and hung up the phone. He cleared his throat and held his breath. The phone rang once again and he picked it up saying in a sultry womanly voice
"Nasty housewives hotline. Enter your credit card number now to speak to our lonely and dirty housewives who will do anything for attention."
"I wasn't done speaking with you." Sesshomaru said almost angrily. Inuyasha was the only person who could make him speak in tones or make facial expressions. "I believe you still need to have Mr.Higurashi's address in order to fulfill your job."
"Higurashi is the politician!?" Inuyasha shouted. It was hard enough that Naraku's "catch" was nearly impossible but to make it worse it was Kagome's dad she was stealing from.
Inuyasha scowled. More and more problems just kept coming each day.
-_-;
The next day? Yes. The next day..
Sango, Hirai, Kagome, and Miroku stared at their siblings.
Kohaku, Rin, Souta and Ame stared back.
"Here's the deal," Kagome spoke first. They all were babysitting together. " You guys play in Souta's room for an hour and a half then after we can all order a movie. After that we all play a team vs. team game and if you lose you guys to bed. If we lose you can stay up for another hour."
The four children huddled up and whispered among themselves. Souta turned around. "No deal. The movie has to come with pizza."
The four teenagers huddled and whispered among themselves.
"Do it." Miroku said. "Ame started taking karate lessons and I'm scared of her."
"They're eleven! Don't be so weak. I say we don't give in." Hirai said.
"Same here." Kagome agreed.
"I agree with the idiot." Sango said. "Give them pizza. Kohaku's a black belt."
Hirai rolled her eyes. "You only agree with him because he's your man."
"I'm still not speaking to him!"
"Sango I said I was sorry."
"Shut up, Miroku I'm still not speaking to you."
The four kids tapped their feet impatiently. "We are very busy people." Ame said. She went over and kicked her brother in the behind.
"We agree!" Miroku said at once. All the girls rolled their eyes at him.
The four children ran into Souta's room. While the teenagers went into Kagome's.
"God, Miroku you are so weak." Kagome said as she threw a pillow at him.
"Asses are my weak spot." He confessed and eyed Sango. "Literally." She rolled her eyes at him and turned away. He moved up to her and nibbled on her earlobe. "I said I was sorry." He said softly.
Sango tried to stay angry. She tried not to smile. She tried not to laugh. But it was no use. She laughed and turned around, kissing him. "I'll forgive you but next time I swear I'll kill you."
Hirai looked away and threw a magazine at them "Ugh! You guys make me sick." Miroku caught the magazine and opened it to a random page, holding it over his and Sango's face.
Kagome laughed and began ordering the pizza. The doorbell rang and Hirai went to get it. As Kagome ordered she kicked Miroku in the knee and made a gagging gesture. They broke away and Miroku grabbed his knee in pain.
"Don't be jealous just 'cuz I'm having fun and your not." He said and stuck his tongue out at her. She finished the order and hung up, sticking out her tongue back. Hirai came back followed by Koga. "Look what I found." She said and plopped down on the bed.
"Koga?" Kagome asked. "What are you doing here?"
Koga looked around Kagome's room and smiled. He'd never seen the inside of her house before. He spotted a beanbag in the corner and sat down. "Hey Kagome. I thought you could use help babysitting. So your man decided to come to the rescue."
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Let me know when he gets here." She muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing!" Kagome said. She pulled hum up out of the chair and began pushing him towards the front door.
"Well Koga as you can see I have all the help I could ever need." She said. "So you could just be on your way."
He tried to speak but Kagome interrupted him. "Besides I wasn't expecting you and I really hate surprises."
She opened the door and there stood Inuyasha with and unlit cig in his mouth. He had a duffel bag on his shoulder and a cardboard box in his hands.
"Surprise Higurashi."
