"Will you guys cut it out!" Hirai said, grabbing a rubber bat and hitting
both Sango and Miroku.
"Ever since Kagome left you haven't stopped making out!" She started hitting faster. "IT'S MAKING ME SICK!"
Miroku grabbed the rubber bat, twisted it around and bonked Hirai on the head. "You need a hobby. Go collect lives or something," he said and lunged back at Sango, who was giggling. Hirai made gagging sounds and left the room, throwing the bat at the two.
"Safe sex!" she called and slammed the door. She laughed and made her way to the kitchen for a drink. "That should do some damage."
The two looked at each other and jumped apart, blushing madly at the sound of the word. Sango fixed her hair and rearranged her clothes so that they fit properly.
Miroku rolled his eyes. "What a party pooper."
^_^
"This way!" Ame yelled as she led Koga down a long hallway. They went through a door and outside into a large back yard with a lighted pool and hot tub. They made their way across the huge yard, walking quickly.
"Kagome's kitchen is outside?" Koga asked. He looked at the young girl suspiciously. "Are you sure you know where we're going?" he asked.
Ame didn't answer as she went inside a large shack next to the garage. She pushed Koga ahead of her and slammed the door.
"Hey runt!" Koga yelled in the dark. "What in hell is going on here?"
Ame laughed. "Of course I know where you're going." She answered his previous question. She turned on the lights and held a thick rope in her hands.
Koga looked around to see that they were in a tool shed. Hammers, nails, a saw, a working table, a chair and many other things were in here.
Ame pulled the rope and smiled. "You're going straight to hell."
Koga blinked at her several times, before sitting on the chair and laughing hysterically. He threw his head back, a rough echoing sound erupting from his mouth. He even slapped his knee as tears sprung from the corner of his eyes.
"You." he barely managed to get out. "Are funny!" He started breathing hard, trying to get himself under control. When he was done, he wiped the tears from his eyes and looked at her. Trying to smother another laugh, Koga failed miserably as he began to laugh again.
Ame scowled. She then began to cry real loud. She pointed an accusing finger at Koga. "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!" she bawled.
Koga straightened himself up and sighed. This is why he hated kids. They were so annoying and wimpy. Walking over he bent down and patted Ame's head. "Sorry runt," he said gruffly. It was hard to take him seriously with a huge smile on his face.
Ame suddenly ran around his legs, leaving a trail of rope behind her. Before Koga could react, she jumped up, making the rope flow over both his hands. She pulled with all her might, and the teenager fell onto the floor with a yelp. Ame worked fast. Using the rest of the rope, she made tight and secure knots everywhere she thought Koga would be able to break free. When she was done, Koga was laying speechless and tied up on the floor.
Not a tear was on Ame's face. It had been replaced with an evil, toothy smile.
"Works every time," she said devilishly.
^_^
Inuyasha smoked his cigarette as he sat on the doorstep waiting for Kagome to stop pounding on the door.
"Relax," Inuyasha said, blowing a large smoke ring, " Eventually some one will come looking for you."
Kagome looked at him, then back at the door. She banged it one more time, then turned around to sit next to Inuyasha on the doorstep.
Both were silent. There was no sound besides the sound of Inuyasha blowing smoke out his mouth or the wind blowing through the trees or the sound of that cat down the street or the sound of that car beeping it's horn or......you get my point.
"So," Kagome said, trying to spark a conversation. "How come you're not staying with your parents?"
Inuyasha looked at her from the corner of his eyes. Winter was coming fast and the air was turning chilly. For the first time Inuyasha noticed what Kagome was wearing. A sleeveless top and jean shorts with flip-flops.
He removed his leather jacket and draped it over her shoulders. "How come you're dressed like its ninety degrees outside?" he asked.
Kagome blushed as she draped the jacket around her shoulders more comfortably. " It's warm inside," she murmured. "And don't answer my question with a question."
Inuyasha shrugged and made a smoke ring. "My father died," he responded in a careless tone. Truth was he really didn't care. Inuyasha had never known him and yet all of "great ol' dad's" debt fell to him. What good was his father is all he ever did was give him trouble?
"Oh. Sorr-"
"Don't be." He cut her off.
Kagome nodded slightly and looked down at her feet. "What about your mom?" she asked softly.
Inuyasha sighed and rubbed out his cig in the ground. "What is this? Twenty one questions?" he snapped. "Just mind your own business." He pulled out a new cigarette and lit it.
"You can get cancer like that, you know," Kagome informed him.
Inuyasha snorted. "My girlfriend and my boss say the same thing. Yet I know for a fact that they both smoke."
Kagome stared at him her mouth twisting into an ugly scowl. " You have a girlfriend?" she asked in an unusually dull voice.
One of Inuyasha's ears twitched. Did she sound angry or jealous? "Yeah, I guess."
Kagome bit her lip so that she would prevent herself from saying anything. Yet she did. "You dog!" she yelled, "You have a girlfriend and you cheated on her with me?"
Inuyasha looked at her, genuinely puzzled. "I did?" he asked. "We didn't do anything."
Kagome's eye twitched. "We kissed."
"Wrong. We almost did. I kissed your neck."
More twitching from Kagome's part. " You slid your hand up my skirt, YOU DOG!"
Inuyasha made his ears quirk up. "No shit," he replied sarcastically.
Kagome clenched her fists. She wanted to slap him. Her eyes stung with tears of humiliation. It served her right, getting involved with a boy she knew nothing about. She stood up, hands on her hips.
"Never mind!" she shouted, "You're not staying here! I don't even know why I let you stay in the first place!"
Inuyasha shot up too. "I haven't even stayed here yet! All I've done was sit outside and fuckin' freeze to death because some scatter brained girl locked herself out!"
"Scatter brained? You think I'm scatter brained?"
"Fine! Idiotic is MUCH BETTER!"
Kagome tried to slap him once more but again Inuyasha caught her wrist.
"And will you STOP trying to fucking hit me?"
A van pulled up to the curb and a young girl got out of it. In her hand she held two boxes of steaming pizza. She had an embarrassing hat that resembled a pizza box on the top of her head and a large nametag at the brim that read: Kayko.
"Pizza deliv-"
"I wouldn't have to hit you if you weren't so barbaric!"
The two continued their fight, ignoring the girl.
"Barbaric? Wow! Well there's a word you don't hear every day!"
"Here! Let me break it down for you-"
"No need! I'm probably too barbaric to understand!" Inuyasha shouted as he snatched his jacket off Kagome's shoulders. He took his duffel bag and box and spat out his cig on the floor near Kagome's feet.
She stomped it out, quietly fuming. She watched as he slipped his jacket on and ignored the wave of cool air that hit her bare arms.
Inuyasha trotted down the front steps and snatched a pizza box off Kayko's hand. As he walked down the block he flipped the finger to Kagome.
"SAME TO YOU!!!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. She panted as tears fell from her cheeks. Wiping them away quickly she glared at the pizza girl.
"What do you want?" she asked rude enough. Kayko rolled her eyes.
"Pizza delivery. For both boxes that'll be $17.95" She said dully. Kagome pulled out her wallet from her back pocket and handed the girl a twenty.
"Keep the change." She muttered as Kayko handed her the box of food. Kagome marched up to her door and banged harder than before.
"The damned food is here!" she said loudly. The reaction was instant. Hirai opened the door and grabbed the box.
"Well it's about time!" she yelled as she trotted back inside the house happily.
Kagome turned back and saw that Inuyasha was really gone. Sighing, the young girl followed suit.
-_-;
Inuyasha walked down the block with a slice in his mouth. Now that he was eating he wasn't really angry any more. Though the problem still remained that he still didn't have a place to stay. Maybe he should go back and apologize.
"Fuck no," Inuyasha muttered as he started his second slice. He could survive on his own. He'd been doing it for quite a while. Or maybe he'd call Kikyo and stay with her. At least she wouldn't yell at him like he was some 'barbarian'.
Yet......Kikyo didn't even have the attention span to have a full conversation, let alone an argument. So even though Kagome could be very annoying at times, she was good for something other than making out. Which said more than Kikyo.
Plus...she did say that he could stay for almost a week, and by then he was very sure he would be able to find another place by then. Kikyo would let him stay for about two days.
Inuyasha closed the box and stopped walking. He had almost forgot that in order to get the file 'Midoriko' he would need to be in the house. Plus, he wasn't allowed to make a mess or break things to show that there was a break in when the file was taken. That could be used against Naraku. That was the sick little 'catch' he had mentioned.
Inuyasha sighed and turned around, slowly making his way back to Kagome's house.
"Ever since Kagome left you haven't stopped making out!" She started hitting faster. "IT'S MAKING ME SICK!"
Miroku grabbed the rubber bat, twisted it around and bonked Hirai on the head. "You need a hobby. Go collect lives or something," he said and lunged back at Sango, who was giggling. Hirai made gagging sounds and left the room, throwing the bat at the two.
"Safe sex!" she called and slammed the door. She laughed and made her way to the kitchen for a drink. "That should do some damage."
The two looked at each other and jumped apart, blushing madly at the sound of the word. Sango fixed her hair and rearranged her clothes so that they fit properly.
Miroku rolled his eyes. "What a party pooper."
^_^
"This way!" Ame yelled as she led Koga down a long hallway. They went through a door and outside into a large back yard with a lighted pool and hot tub. They made their way across the huge yard, walking quickly.
"Kagome's kitchen is outside?" Koga asked. He looked at the young girl suspiciously. "Are you sure you know where we're going?" he asked.
Ame didn't answer as she went inside a large shack next to the garage. She pushed Koga ahead of her and slammed the door.
"Hey runt!" Koga yelled in the dark. "What in hell is going on here?"
Ame laughed. "Of course I know where you're going." She answered his previous question. She turned on the lights and held a thick rope in her hands.
Koga looked around to see that they were in a tool shed. Hammers, nails, a saw, a working table, a chair and many other things were in here.
Ame pulled the rope and smiled. "You're going straight to hell."
Koga blinked at her several times, before sitting on the chair and laughing hysterically. He threw his head back, a rough echoing sound erupting from his mouth. He even slapped his knee as tears sprung from the corner of his eyes.
"You." he barely managed to get out. "Are funny!" He started breathing hard, trying to get himself under control. When he was done, he wiped the tears from his eyes and looked at her. Trying to smother another laugh, Koga failed miserably as he began to laugh again.
Ame scowled. She then began to cry real loud. She pointed an accusing finger at Koga. "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!" she bawled.
Koga straightened himself up and sighed. This is why he hated kids. They were so annoying and wimpy. Walking over he bent down and patted Ame's head. "Sorry runt," he said gruffly. It was hard to take him seriously with a huge smile on his face.
Ame suddenly ran around his legs, leaving a trail of rope behind her. Before Koga could react, she jumped up, making the rope flow over both his hands. She pulled with all her might, and the teenager fell onto the floor with a yelp. Ame worked fast. Using the rest of the rope, she made tight and secure knots everywhere she thought Koga would be able to break free. When she was done, Koga was laying speechless and tied up on the floor.
Not a tear was on Ame's face. It had been replaced with an evil, toothy smile.
"Works every time," she said devilishly.
^_^
Inuyasha smoked his cigarette as he sat on the doorstep waiting for Kagome to stop pounding on the door.
"Relax," Inuyasha said, blowing a large smoke ring, " Eventually some one will come looking for you."
Kagome looked at him, then back at the door. She banged it one more time, then turned around to sit next to Inuyasha on the doorstep.
Both were silent. There was no sound besides the sound of Inuyasha blowing smoke out his mouth or the wind blowing through the trees or the sound of that cat down the street or the sound of that car beeping it's horn or......you get my point.
"So," Kagome said, trying to spark a conversation. "How come you're not staying with your parents?"
Inuyasha looked at her from the corner of his eyes. Winter was coming fast and the air was turning chilly. For the first time Inuyasha noticed what Kagome was wearing. A sleeveless top and jean shorts with flip-flops.
He removed his leather jacket and draped it over her shoulders. "How come you're dressed like its ninety degrees outside?" he asked.
Kagome blushed as she draped the jacket around her shoulders more comfortably. " It's warm inside," she murmured. "And don't answer my question with a question."
Inuyasha shrugged and made a smoke ring. "My father died," he responded in a careless tone. Truth was he really didn't care. Inuyasha had never known him and yet all of "great ol' dad's" debt fell to him. What good was his father is all he ever did was give him trouble?
"Oh. Sorr-"
"Don't be." He cut her off.
Kagome nodded slightly and looked down at her feet. "What about your mom?" she asked softly.
Inuyasha sighed and rubbed out his cig in the ground. "What is this? Twenty one questions?" he snapped. "Just mind your own business." He pulled out a new cigarette and lit it.
"You can get cancer like that, you know," Kagome informed him.
Inuyasha snorted. "My girlfriend and my boss say the same thing. Yet I know for a fact that they both smoke."
Kagome stared at him her mouth twisting into an ugly scowl. " You have a girlfriend?" she asked in an unusually dull voice.
One of Inuyasha's ears twitched. Did she sound angry or jealous? "Yeah, I guess."
Kagome bit her lip so that she would prevent herself from saying anything. Yet she did. "You dog!" she yelled, "You have a girlfriend and you cheated on her with me?"
Inuyasha looked at her, genuinely puzzled. "I did?" he asked. "We didn't do anything."
Kagome's eye twitched. "We kissed."
"Wrong. We almost did. I kissed your neck."
More twitching from Kagome's part. " You slid your hand up my skirt, YOU DOG!"
Inuyasha made his ears quirk up. "No shit," he replied sarcastically.
Kagome clenched her fists. She wanted to slap him. Her eyes stung with tears of humiliation. It served her right, getting involved with a boy she knew nothing about. She stood up, hands on her hips.
"Never mind!" she shouted, "You're not staying here! I don't even know why I let you stay in the first place!"
Inuyasha shot up too. "I haven't even stayed here yet! All I've done was sit outside and fuckin' freeze to death because some scatter brained girl locked herself out!"
"Scatter brained? You think I'm scatter brained?"
"Fine! Idiotic is MUCH BETTER!"
Kagome tried to slap him once more but again Inuyasha caught her wrist.
"And will you STOP trying to fucking hit me?"
A van pulled up to the curb and a young girl got out of it. In her hand she held two boxes of steaming pizza. She had an embarrassing hat that resembled a pizza box on the top of her head and a large nametag at the brim that read: Kayko.
"Pizza deliv-"
"I wouldn't have to hit you if you weren't so barbaric!"
The two continued their fight, ignoring the girl.
"Barbaric? Wow! Well there's a word you don't hear every day!"
"Here! Let me break it down for you-"
"No need! I'm probably too barbaric to understand!" Inuyasha shouted as he snatched his jacket off Kagome's shoulders. He took his duffel bag and box and spat out his cig on the floor near Kagome's feet.
She stomped it out, quietly fuming. She watched as he slipped his jacket on and ignored the wave of cool air that hit her bare arms.
Inuyasha trotted down the front steps and snatched a pizza box off Kayko's hand. As he walked down the block he flipped the finger to Kagome.
"SAME TO YOU!!!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. She panted as tears fell from her cheeks. Wiping them away quickly she glared at the pizza girl.
"What do you want?" she asked rude enough. Kayko rolled her eyes.
"Pizza delivery. For both boxes that'll be $17.95" She said dully. Kagome pulled out her wallet from her back pocket and handed the girl a twenty.
"Keep the change." She muttered as Kayko handed her the box of food. Kagome marched up to her door and banged harder than before.
"The damned food is here!" she said loudly. The reaction was instant. Hirai opened the door and grabbed the box.
"Well it's about time!" she yelled as she trotted back inside the house happily.
Kagome turned back and saw that Inuyasha was really gone. Sighing, the young girl followed suit.
-_-;
Inuyasha walked down the block with a slice in his mouth. Now that he was eating he wasn't really angry any more. Though the problem still remained that he still didn't have a place to stay. Maybe he should go back and apologize.
"Fuck no," Inuyasha muttered as he started his second slice. He could survive on his own. He'd been doing it for quite a while. Or maybe he'd call Kikyo and stay with her. At least she wouldn't yell at him like he was some 'barbarian'.
Yet......Kikyo didn't even have the attention span to have a full conversation, let alone an argument. So even though Kagome could be very annoying at times, she was good for something other than making out. Which said more than Kikyo.
Plus...she did say that he could stay for almost a week, and by then he was very sure he would be able to find another place by then. Kikyo would let him stay for about two days.
Inuyasha closed the box and stopped walking. He had almost forgot that in order to get the file 'Midoriko' he would need to be in the house. Plus, he wasn't allowed to make a mess or break things to show that there was a break in when the file was taken. That could be used against Naraku. That was the sick little 'catch' he had mentioned.
Inuyasha sighed and turned around, slowly making his way back to Kagome's house.
