I don't own Teen Titans

Beast Boy and Cyborg sat on the couch playing their new game, PicMan. Robin entered the room, not noticing Cyborg's GameStation.. He was reading from an envelop they just recived from the city. Robin tripped over the power cord and unplugged the GameStation.

"Duuuuude!!" Beast Boy protested.

"Yeah Robin, watch it!" Cyborg agreed.

"This note," Robin said as he he slaped his fist with it, "says that our neighbors are complaining about loud noises coming from the Tower."

"What!" Beast Boy and Cyborg cried in unison.

"We have neighbors?! Glorious! We must celebrate but offering our blue furry food!" The team's favorite alien said.

"Maybe it's a store," Beast Boy insisted, "a moped store!" His eyes glazed over.

Robin ignored his friends and said, "I didn't know we had neighbors."

"Why don't we go look around." Beast Boy insisted.

Cyborg backhanded him, "Stupid, we don't have neighbors."

"It must be a prank," Raven suggested in her casual monotone voice.

"The note also says that we are to see someone at city hall." Robin added.

The Titans spent the trip in a silent confusion. Robin thinking about who the person was. Raven's mind was, like always, empty. Starfire was still trying to decide what to offer the neighbors. Cyborg was still moping about the GameStation Incident, and Beast Boy was thinking about his dream moped. The person the Titans met was a short, thin man with thin wire framed glasses. He had a fake black moustache, and a red toupee.

Starfire pointed at the fake hair, "Why is there a gemlsok on your hair?"

The man looked up. Beast Boy and Cyborg snickered. Robin shook his head.

"We've gotten many, many complaints that there has been loud music."

Robin was still suspcious, "Who exactly were making these reports?"

"That information is strictly confidential." The man replied, "But please, step into my office."

They followed the strange man into a door with glass on the frame, but over the name of the room was a sticker that said, "Rudolph Spencer-Mercer" The office was conspicuously odd.

"This looks more like a broom closet than an office." Raven pointed out.

The man suddenly became nervous and began twiching. He grinned and patted Raven on the head quite hard. She frowned as she rubbed her head.

"I... have gotten word from the mayor, and uhh.." He started to hyperventiate.

"Are you in need of a friend?" Starfire asked. She squeezed through the others. Starfire grinned and gave him a hug. His eyes seemed to bulge, and he started into a fit of coughs

"You all will be given to adult guardians," 'Rudolph' said, as he loosened his tie.

"WHAT?!" Everyone except Starfired protested in unison. Robin instantly knew something was very wrong.

"So we're gonna be stuck with some lame, psycho freak." Cyborg prostested.

"And we have to call them mommy" Beast Boy addded.

Rudolph ignored their protests and continued, "You will be assined to new itdenities, and families," Rudolph was finally able to calm down, and smile. "Plus, you get to go to school."

The excitement was building in Starfire. Raven wanted to throw the desk at Ruldoph.

"Can't we make a deal like community service? We're superheros!" Beast Boy insisted.

Ruldoph ignored the 'chilren's' comments.