A/N: You know, I got a review that said Inuyasha wasn't modest enough. Well
that is 100% correct...Inuyasha is way too forward in a Miroku kind of way,
don't you agree? Well see now I need your help. I think maybe the OOC in
Inuyasha is a bit too much. SO I need a vote. Please place in your review
or e-mail me if you want Inuyasha to stay forward. If not I'll start
turning him modest little by little...either way, the story is still
planned out the same way...just a last minute change I guess.
Oh and if you're going to e-mail please label it My vote: Inuyasha or something with the word Inuyasha in it.last thing we all need is that e- mail virus going around.
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"You're not making this any easier,"
"Fuck you,"
"Watch you mouth! We have kids here!"
"And? Those kids probably know a lot worse than me"
"UGH! WHY DID YOU EVEN COME BACK?" Kagome yelled in frustration as she blindly threw roll of toilet at Inuyasha. Since he had dragged her in and placed her on the toilet seat she hadn't dare open her eyes.
Inuyasha searched his pockets for a cigarette. Finding one, he put it in his mouth and looked for something to light with, ignoring Kagome.
"No smoking in my house!" she yelled. "I will not have people die of second hand smoke in my house!"
" Will you fucking calm down already?" he yelled. "Wait...how'd the fuck you know that? You're peeking aren't you?" he asked as he began to laugh a little. "Higurashi is a little pervert-"
"SHUT UP!
She crossed her hands over her chest and scowled. Clearly she wanted give Inuyasha a big piece of her mind, but somehow that blush creeping on her face wasn't helping. She wanted to look at him but she swore on her life he still had his pants down.
Inuyasha tucked the cigarette back in his pocket and leaned against the little sink. "We had a deal," he said slowly. He looked her up and down before licking the corner of his lips. Without a cigarette he was getting real horny. And Kagome wasn't making it any easier by wearing a tank top and tight pajama shorts. Plus, for some odd reason, her blush turned him on too.
Kagome began biting her fingers, hearing Inuyasha walking around. "Deal's cancelled. I don't care what you do. Blackmailing me out of a place to stay will only backfire on you. No one will give a second thought to about the hallway incident." She said. "So can you pull up your pants and leave?"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. It wasn't even his idea to use the "hallways incident" as blackmail. She herself had thought it up. If she thought that he was as low as some petty thief who used secrets to get benefits from others expense then she was..she was..
She was smarter than she looked.
He moved closer to her, undressing her with his eyes. Most likely she was a virgin. There were so many things he could teach her.
" I don't even know why you want to stay here in the first place. Why didn't you go to some friend's house or something?" She complained.
"Who needs friends?" he asked back as he slithered closer. The only person he really knew was that letch, Miroku. They weren't the best of friends but they may have had a conversation or two.
Kagome didn't even notice him approach but instinctively she sat further back against the seat. "Well you can't stay here. Who knows what you'll do? You smoke, you probably drink, and you cheat on innocent girls! Souta probably already idolizes you and you're the worst influence I've ever met. Also-"
She froze. Since when could she feel his breath on her neck? Since when could she feel his hand on her leg?
" Did anyone ever tell you that you talked too much?" he whispered slowly in her ear. He gently nipped her. "Because it really tends to distract a guy,"
Kagome placed her hand over her heart, breathing hard. "Inuyasha," she said in a warning tone. He chuckled in her ear.
"Something wrong, Higurashi?" he whispered. "C'mon open your eyes."
Why did he have this little power over her? He made her knees weak and her heart race just by him being close to her. She didn't even know the guy! She knew nothing about him. His last name, his address, his grades, his hobbies, she didn't even know if he had a girlfriend!
Or did she? She couldn't remember. He wrapped his hands around her waist and her mind went blank.
"Let me stay," he breathed in her ear. "I promise it'll be one hell of a week."
He had her. His arms were around her waist and his...erm...package was lightly rubbing against her knee. She was frozen in her place. He couldn't believe how easy this was.
Kagome opened her eyes and he winked at her. Kagome snapped out of it and pushed Inuyasha away, her face red with embarrassment. Against her will she looked down and took a big sigh of relief when she noticed his pants were zipped up and secure. Yet that didn't seem to stop the "thing" bulging out of his pants.
Her mouth dropped open and formed a perfect little "O" as Inuyasha chuckled, low and deep in his throat as he bent closer.
"Let's have fun"
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"I hate you,"
"I said I was sorry!"
"No, you laughed and offered to make me breakfast."
"Oh. Sorry."
"I hate you."
Kagome hid a smile and bit her lip so she wouldn't laugh again. "Want some more ice, Inuyasha?"
"Go to hell you little-"
"MORNING!" Souta yelled as he, Kohaku, Rin, and Ame ran into the kitchen. Each one grabbed a small bag of chips that were on the table and headed out again towards the living room.
"What in hell?" Inuyasha mumbled as Kagome went on cooking.
"Cartoons come on early in the morning. It keeps them entertained for hours." She explained automatically.
Inuyasha nodded and adjusted the ice pack on his crotch. He muffled a small moan of agony and turned away so he could wipe a few tears out of his eyes. Glancing at the clock he realized that time had somehow fast-forwarded to 7:56 am. "Cartoons at 8 in the morning?" he asked, surprised.
"Yeah, Ame jumps on me every Saturday morning to let me know. They're pretty cool," Miroku said as he entered the kitchen, a big bruise on his forehead. Sango followed behind him, her hair combed back and placed under a hat.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome's back, who was now mixing pancake batter. "Did they all sleep here?" he asked.
"Most of the time. Usually Hirai and Rin stay home though. I hear their father is very strict. I've never met him actually but I-"
"You don't want to," Inuyasha cut her off. "He's an ass."
"How would you know?"
"The little bitch almost shot me,"
"Don't call her father a little b, Inuyasha."
"I didn't call him a little b. I called him a little bitch."
Miroku and Sango watched them half argue and half talk in such shock that they both almost fainted. What the hell was going on? First Inuyasha blows smoke in Kagome's face, then Kagome prank calls his house which somehow led to Inuyasha feeling up on her which later led to Kagome trying to kick his ass for breaking and entering. Then somehow the whole situation took a twist and here they were, Inuyasha...holding an ice pack over his nuts while Kagome cooked breakfast and talked to him.
"See this is why we shouldn't sleep." Miroku said to Sango who nodded in agreement.
Kagome turned around and smiled at them. "Inuyasha will be staying with me for a few days,"
"Two weeks,"
"A week and a half,"
"A month,"
"An hour"
" When we get back to school I need you to meet me by my locker because-"
"Two weeks," Kagome said and smiled brightly. "Inuyasha is my house guest for two weeks."
"Oh," said Sango.
"My" said Miroku.
"God," mumbled Hirai as she stumbled into the kitchen, rubbing her eyes sleepily. "Why didn't anybody wake me?"
"Hey sleep-in ugly," Inuyasha welcomed loudly as she yawned and looked at him. She shrugged her shoulders and walked past him and towards the fridge, searching for juice. Kagome flipped over a pancake and slid it on a plate where a large stack was starting to form.
"Sango can you tell the brats the food is ready?" she asked as she poured the last of the batter in the pan.
"Sure, Kagome."
Kagome looked at Miroku. "And can you help Hirai and Inuyasha set the table?"
He nodded and walked towards the cabinets, stopping behind Inuyasha and placing a hand on his shoulder.
"I need you to explain everything," he whispered. "ESPECIALLY why you have an ice pack over your twig and berries."
Inuyasha scowled. "Got kneed in the nuts because-"
"Later," Miroku nudged as Sango returned in the kitchen and grabbed some plates from Hirai's arms. He smiled and walked towards Sango, taking them from her so he could put them on the table. Sango rolled her eyes and took the plates with food to the table while Kagome brought the utensils and syrup.
"C'mon you two, lets eat and I'll explain." Kaome mumbled. "Otherwise Sango will beat it out of me..."
She left the kitchen and Hirai smiled to Inuyasha.
"You think you're slick." She said and yawned. " I was hoping to see Kagome embarrass you at school but I guess its not going to happen now. What did you do?"
Inuyasha shrugged and stood, still holding the icepack over his crotch. "Worked my charm," he said.
Hirai noticed the pack and rolled her eyes. "Obviously." She scratched her unruly morning hair and began walking towards the dining room. "I don't really care what you're doing here, Inuyasha." she said in a bored tone. "Just...no drugs, ok?"
"I'm done with that for the moment." He replied and began limping towards her. "And the bastard said to call him."
"Yeah ok," she yawned once more and patted his shoulder. "You just worry about your nuts tough guy,"
"Hirai, when a knee, two inches away, suddenly rams into your family jewels at full force it tends to hurt." He explained and walked ahead of her. "Now hurry up. I'm hungry."
He limped off and into the dining room where everyone was already stuffing his or her faces. Sighing, Inuyasha sat next to Souta and flicked the kid's ear as he grabbed an empty plate.
"Jerk," He mumbled and bit into a sausage link.
Inuyasha smiled and put a few pancakes on his plate. Finding the file wouldn't be easy. But as long as he had the power to put these people through hell then he would have a fun time. Even if it would kill him.
Literally.
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Sadly this is all I've made up since my long absence. Pathetic ne? It'll be revised later.most likely. Explanations for why Kagome is so calm with him in the next chapter, which will hopefully come out faster. Please vote about Inuyasha's OOCness. Does it stay or go?
JA!
(Again I'm sorry for the delay and let down of the chapter.)
Oh and if you're going to e-mail please label it My vote: Inuyasha or something with the word Inuyasha in it.last thing we all need is that e- mail virus going around.
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"You're not making this any easier,"
"Fuck you,"
"Watch you mouth! We have kids here!"
"And? Those kids probably know a lot worse than me"
"UGH! WHY DID YOU EVEN COME BACK?" Kagome yelled in frustration as she blindly threw roll of toilet at Inuyasha. Since he had dragged her in and placed her on the toilet seat she hadn't dare open her eyes.
Inuyasha searched his pockets for a cigarette. Finding one, he put it in his mouth and looked for something to light with, ignoring Kagome.
"No smoking in my house!" she yelled. "I will not have people die of second hand smoke in my house!"
" Will you fucking calm down already?" he yelled. "Wait...how'd the fuck you know that? You're peeking aren't you?" he asked as he began to laugh a little. "Higurashi is a little pervert-"
"SHUT UP!
She crossed her hands over her chest and scowled. Clearly she wanted give Inuyasha a big piece of her mind, but somehow that blush creeping on her face wasn't helping. She wanted to look at him but she swore on her life he still had his pants down.
Inuyasha tucked the cigarette back in his pocket and leaned against the little sink. "We had a deal," he said slowly. He looked her up and down before licking the corner of his lips. Without a cigarette he was getting real horny. And Kagome wasn't making it any easier by wearing a tank top and tight pajama shorts. Plus, for some odd reason, her blush turned him on too.
Kagome began biting her fingers, hearing Inuyasha walking around. "Deal's cancelled. I don't care what you do. Blackmailing me out of a place to stay will only backfire on you. No one will give a second thought to about the hallway incident." She said. "So can you pull up your pants and leave?"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. It wasn't even his idea to use the "hallways incident" as blackmail. She herself had thought it up. If she thought that he was as low as some petty thief who used secrets to get benefits from others expense then she was..she was..
She was smarter than she looked.
He moved closer to her, undressing her with his eyes. Most likely she was a virgin. There were so many things he could teach her.
" I don't even know why you want to stay here in the first place. Why didn't you go to some friend's house or something?" She complained.
"Who needs friends?" he asked back as he slithered closer. The only person he really knew was that letch, Miroku. They weren't the best of friends but they may have had a conversation or two.
Kagome didn't even notice him approach but instinctively she sat further back against the seat. "Well you can't stay here. Who knows what you'll do? You smoke, you probably drink, and you cheat on innocent girls! Souta probably already idolizes you and you're the worst influence I've ever met. Also-"
She froze. Since when could she feel his breath on her neck? Since when could she feel his hand on her leg?
" Did anyone ever tell you that you talked too much?" he whispered slowly in her ear. He gently nipped her. "Because it really tends to distract a guy,"
Kagome placed her hand over her heart, breathing hard. "Inuyasha," she said in a warning tone. He chuckled in her ear.
"Something wrong, Higurashi?" he whispered. "C'mon open your eyes."
Why did he have this little power over her? He made her knees weak and her heart race just by him being close to her. She didn't even know the guy! She knew nothing about him. His last name, his address, his grades, his hobbies, she didn't even know if he had a girlfriend!
Or did she? She couldn't remember. He wrapped his hands around her waist and her mind went blank.
"Let me stay," he breathed in her ear. "I promise it'll be one hell of a week."
He had her. His arms were around her waist and his...erm...package was lightly rubbing against her knee. She was frozen in her place. He couldn't believe how easy this was.
Kagome opened her eyes and he winked at her. Kagome snapped out of it and pushed Inuyasha away, her face red with embarrassment. Against her will she looked down and took a big sigh of relief when she noticed his pants were zipped up and secure. Yet that didn't seem to stop the "thing" bulging out of his pants.
Her mouth dropped open and formed a perfect little "O" as Inuyasha chuckled, low and deep in his throat as he bent closer.
"Let's have fun"
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"I hate you,"
"I said I was sorry!"
"No, you laughed and offered to make me breakfast."
"Oh. Sorry."
"I hate you."
Kagome hid a smile and bit her lip so she wouldn't laugh again. "Want some more ice, Inuyasha?"
"Go to hell you little-"
"MORNING!" Souta yelled as he, Kohaku, Rin, and Ame ran into the kitchen. Each one grabbed a small bag of chips that were on the table and headed out again towards the living room.
"What in hell?" Inuyasha mumbled as Kagome went on cooking.
"Cartoons come on early in the morning. It keeps them entertained for hours." She explained automatically.
Inuyasha nodded and adjusted the ice pack on his crotch. He muffled a small moan of agony and turned away so he could wipe a few tears out of his eyes. Glancing at the clock he realized that time had somehow fast-forwarded to 7:56 am. "Cartoons at 8 in the morning?" he asked, surprised.
"Yeah, Ame jumps on me every Saturday morning to let me know. They're pretty cool," Miroku said as he entered the kitchen, a big bruise on his forehead. Sango followed behind him, her hair combed back and placed under a hat.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome's back, who was now mixing pancake batter. "Did they all sleep here?" he asked.
"Most of the time. Usually Hirai and Rin stay home though. I hear their father is very strict. I've never met him actually but I-"
"You don't want to," Inuyasha cut her off. "He's an ass."
"How would you know?"
"The little bitch almost shot me,"
"Don't call her father a little b, Inuyasha."
"I didn't call him a little b. I called him a little bitch."
Miroku and Sango watched them half argue and half talk in such shock that they both almost fainted. What the hell was going on? First Inuyasha blows smoke in Kagome's face, then Kagome prank calls his house which somehow led to Inuyasha feeling up on her which later led to Kagome trying to kick his ass for breaking and entering. Then somehow the whole situation took a twist and here they were, Inuyasha...holding an ice pack over his nuts while Kagome cooked breakfast and talked to him.
"See this is why we shouldn't sleep." Miroku said to Sango who nodded in agreement.
Kagome turned around and smiled at them. "Inuyasha will be staying with me for a few days,"
"Two weeks,"
"A week and a half,"
"A month,"
"An hour"
" When we get back to school I need you to meet me by my locker because-"
"Two weeks," Kagome said and smiled brightly. "Inuyasha is my house guest for two weeks."
"Oh," said Sango.
"My" said Miroku.
"God," mumbled Hirai as she stumbled into the kitchen, rubbing her eyes sleepily. "Why didn't anybody wake me?"
"Hey sleep-in ugly," Inuyasha welcomed loudly as she yawned and looked at him. She shrugged her shoulders and walked past him and towards the fridge, searching for juice. Kagome flipped over a pancake and slid it on a plate where a large stack was starting to form.
"Sango can you tell the brats the food is ready?" she asked as she poured the last of the batter in the pan.
"Sure, Kagome."
Kagome looked at Miroku. "And can you help Hirai and Inuyasha set the table?"
He nodded and walked towards the cabinets, stopping behind Inuyasha and placing a hand on his shoulder.
"I need you to explain everything," he whispered. "ESPECIALLY why you have an ice pack over your twig and berries."
Inuyasha scowled. "Got kneed in the nuts because-"
"Later," Miroku nudged as Sango returned in the kitchen and grabbed some plates from Hirai's arms. He smiled and walked towards Sango, taking them from her so he could put them on the table. Sango rolled her eyes and took the plates with food to the table while Kagome brought the utensils and syrup.
"C'mon you two, lets eat and I'll explain." Kaome mumbled. "Otherwise Sango will beat it out of me..."
She left the kitchen and Hirai smiled to Inuyasha.
"You think you're slick." She said and yawned. " I was hoping to see Kagome embarrass you at school but I guess its not going to happen now. What did you do?"
Inuyasha shrugged and stood, still holding the icepack over his crotch. "Worked my charm," he said.
Hirai noticed the pack and rolled her eyes. "Obviously." She scratched her unruly morning hair and began walking towards the dining room. "I don't really care what you're doing here, Inuyasha." she said in a bored tone. "Just...no drugs, ok?"
"I'm done with that for the moment." He replied and began limping towards her. "And the bastard said to call him."
"Yeah ok," she yawned once more and patted his shoulder. "You just worry about your nuts tough guy,"
"Hirai, when a knee, two inches away, suddenly rams into your family jewels at full force it tends to hurt." He explained and walked ahead of her. "Now hurry up. I'm hungry."
He limped off and into the dining room where everyone was already stuffing his or her faces. Sighing, Inuyasha sat next to Souta and flicked the kid's ear as he grabbed an empty plate.
"Jerk," He mumbled and bit into a sausage link.
Inuyasha smiled and put a few pancakes on his plate. Finding the file wouldn't be easy. But as long as he had the power to put these people through hell then he would have a fun time. Even if it would kill him.
Literally.
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Sadly this is all I've made up since my long absence. Pathetic ne? It'll be revised later.most likely. Explanations for why Kagome is so calm with him in the next chapter, which will hopefully come out faster. Please vote about Inuyasha's OOCness. Does it stay or go?
JA!
(Again I'm sorry for the delay and let down of the chapter.)
