Quick note: Due to quick edit i cant have my little faces so all chappie dividers are now 0.0 and my little note after that...DAMN IT!

0.0 (this sucks)

Kagome tried so hard not to scream in frustration. Inuyasha was an ass. Inuyasha was a pervert. Inuyasha was a stupid boy who walked off with her car keys in his pocket!

She slapped the steering wheel hard, whishing it was Inuyasha's thick head and scowled. She bit her bottom lip, and screwed her eyes shut, three seconds closer to throwing a tantrum. She hated him SO much she could just…she could just…SHE COULD JUST…

she screamed.

0.0(My cousin throws tantrums like that…One slap though and she shuts up)

Souta walked in the house and hung up his coat. He went into the kitchen where he knew Kagome would be, planning to cook something, but to his mild surprise she wasn't there. He shrugged it off and went into her room, without knocking, but again she wasn't in there.

What in hell? She never went out on Sundays…it was like a written law. One that was in big bold letters…and underlined…twice.

But the fact was she wasn't home. He sighed and looked around the whole big house and in the garage to see that a car was missing.

"NOT THE CIVIC!" Souta cried out. Their father had four cars. A green Mazda, A red Bentley, A silver Porsche, and a black Civic. The Bentley was for Kagome when she went off to college in America, and his dad cherished the Porsche like it was his third child. He even named it Akito…

He couldn't even depend on the Mazda for the fact that it was a wreck. It had been totaled in an accident two years ago and since then hadn't been repaired. His father wouldn't even touch it…It was a grave for the little sister or brother Kagome would never have…their mother had been pregnant when the accident happened. Hours later she miscarried…thankfully she was all right physically…emotionally she was so grieved she buried herself in work to avoid her family. She still did but now Souta thought she just wasn't grieving anymore. Just avoiding.

So with Kagome taking one car and his father obsessing over another one, and the green one a memorial that only left him one choice…and currently that choice was missing.

See this was violation of another written law that was placed in bold and underlined twice. YOU DON'T DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE'S INHERITENCE! Sure he was just going to buy a car when he was of age but still…it was his car…he already had the custom license plates.

He stormed back into the house and picked up the phone, punching in eleven numbers and waiting until the other line picked up.

"Hey dad," Souta said. "Kagome left me alone in the house and is out there driving MY car without her license and guess what…there's this guy who's staying with us and he tried to cut my ear off…"

0.0 (Snitch)

Kagome slammed the car door and walked off to find the nearest payphone to let Souta know what was going on. The boy practically freaks when she wasn't home before him. Once he had mentioned something about written laws…being underlined…twice.

She looked around to see if anyone could break a five-dollar bill but no one was around. She sighed, knowing she'd end up calling collect and kept walking…

About two hours later, three of the public phones she had come across were out of service, she was a little lost, and it was getting dark. Many times she'd run into some unfriendly looking people and had lost her nerve to ask for help.

She was dragging her feet along the sidewalk, looking around like a lost little puppy, when someone tapped her shoulder.

She turned to see who had touched her, and was thrown back by a powerful and unexpected hit to the face. Someone from behind her grabbed her roughly and another placed a wet and dirty cloth on her face. Panicking, she took deep and quick breaths and coughed when a nasty smell filled her nose and mouth. Her eyes glanced around wildly until she spotted a face.

A woman…

Then her eyes blurred and her head spun

And suddenly everything went black…

0.0(WTF? Flipping through pre-written pages Did I plan this? Oh…yes..I did)

Inuyasha smoked his third pack of cigarettes as Shippo paced nervously in front of him.

"I hate outside," he mumbled. His tail twitched and patches of fur fell off. He scratched his hair and began to blink rapidly. "Give me your cellular phone."

Inuyasha took it from his pocket and threw it at him. Shippo caught it and began tapping buttons.

The half demon stared down at him, nudging him with his foot. "What the hell is wrong with you? If that some kind of…computer error in your head or somethin'?"

Shippo sighed. "The computer chip link implanted in my brain is perfectly operational." He blinked a few more times. "Though it's slower to do so much input. I need a computer…WHERE THE HECK IS THAT LAPTOP?"

Shippou was like a humanoid. Taken in as an orphaned child by Naraku himself, the boy was raised around the modern and future technology Shikon co had its hands on. In agreeing to try an experiment on him, Naraku guaranteed the kitsune that he would be taken care of. The chip they implanted in his brain linked him to every satellite system known to man. Which made him the ultimate hacker…and all he had to access his little talent was blink, the data showing and changing in his minds eye. It went faster when he had a computer.

Inuyasha rested his foot on the kid's head. Shippo only rolled his eyes…Not like the mud on Inuyasha's boot would make his hair any dirtier. "Get it off."

"Make me," Inuyasha said pressing weight onto the poor child's head.

"Go on, make me." Inuyasha said, wiggling his foot. Shippo began to shake in anger.

"OoOoOoh! Your such a bully!"

"Your such a twerp."

Shippo was about to reply when the cellular in his hands began to ring. They both looked at it before Shippo turned to him.

"James Bond ring tone?" he asked.

"Was either that, Inspector Gadget, or some god awful standard ones. Cell phones suck."

Shippou shrugged as he pressed the talk button. He handed it to Inuyasha. "It's for you anyway."

Inuyasha gasped. "Really?" he asked sarcastically as he took it from the fox and put it to his ear. "What?" he snapped into it. "Really now? By who?" his face gave off the impression of surprise before dropping to shock. "Why?"

Shippo smiled as Inuyasha scowled. "Fine." He said and hung up. He looked at the little kitsune and pressed his foot down in his hair a few more seconds before removing it.

"Higurashi's daughter got picked up," Inuyasha said, angrily. His eyes moved off to the corner of the street. "Not like I care."

"I know," Shippou said, his smile getting wider. "I heard."

The motorcycle was getting louder now. Coming closer.

"If you want to know where she is, I'm not permitted to tell," Shippo said. "Straight orders through satellite from the big cheese himself. The girl's been tagged though. You're instructions are to go to the house while she's with them and find the file. Naraku wants it now. According to Delta Airline records, Mr. Higurashi has bought the next flight home."

"Yeah Sesshomaru told me," Inu replied and stuck his hands in his pockets. By now a beam of light focused on the two from a green and black motorcycle and roared it's engine before slowing down a few feet away. Both Shippou and Inuyasha covered their eyes to look beyond the headlight.

"Well it's about time!" Shippou cried. He rushed over to the motorcycle and looked up at the driver, his or her face covered by his black helmet. "What took ya so long!"

"I forgot to water my plants," the person said. It was a woman. She took off her helmet and long gray hair fell down to the near middle of her back.

Shippou jumped back a bit. "Eh…you've gotten…eh, older Kaede." He said his eyes shifting nervously. Since when was she so wrinkly?

Kaede smiled. "Why Shippou what are you talking about? I don't look a day over thirty"

"Yeah," Inuyasha agreed. "Thirty thousand years." He walked over to the bike and crossed his arms. "Long time no see old hag, how long has it been? 15 years?"

He remembered exactly what she looked like when he was two… and boy had she gotten old! There was a patch over her right eye. When she smiled her teeth were as yellow as the sun itself and she seemed a little too big to be on a motorcycle.

"I've missed you too Inuyasha," she said. "Too bad your still as ugly as the day is long."

"Hey-"

Before Inuyasha could continue, Kaede turned back to Shippou and cut the rude boy off. " Hop on little one. I'm here to escort you for your upgrade. Normally I wouldn't do things for a man like Naraku but for this I shall make an exception. Now get on or walk."

Once the mention of Naraku's name had been put out Shippou didn't complain. Sighing he jumped up and landed in front of Kaede, his little hands grabbing on the smooth surface of the bike. She was an old friend of thiers, used to be one of the top scientists in the world ranging from every course. Biology, Chemistry, Neuology, she knew it all and used her skills for Naraku's benefit. Until one day she suddenly quit, gave him back her salary and moved off to a differnent reigon. Naraku didn't say a word about the matter since she'd taught some of his eomployees everything she knew....and now all of a sudden she was back in Japan...Inuyasha wouldn't ask any questions simply because he didn't care and by the looks on the calm look on Shippou's face the brat already knew why she returned after a 15 year absence.

"And you," Keade looked to Inuyasha. "I've word from you mother-"

"I don't want to hear it." Inuyasha cut her off. Figures she'd bring this up as soon as she set eyes on him. He yanked Shippou's ear. "Watch your back, twerp."

Kaede frowned. "Inuyasha you must listen! I send word to you that you're mother is dying. She calls for you to-"

"Let the bitch rot in hell. I've got a job to do," and with that he turned and quickly walked off into the darkness of a nearby alleyway.

Shippou and Kaede stared after him until Kaede put back on her helmet and made the engine roar, pushing off and turning to speed down the street.

0.0(Yeah…Is it me or is this chapter really bad? I'm in a dry spell right now people)

Miroku yawned as he wrote the last answer to Ame's math homework. "There. All done. Now get to bed for school in the morning." He said, standing up and stretching. Ame paused her video game and looked at Miroku with a look of disbelief.

"Are you telling me what to do?" she asked.

Miroku's eyes popped open and his hands flew up to his chest defensively. " Oh, no! Of course not! It was simply a suggestion."

Ame looked angry. She put down the controller. "Because it sounds like you were telling me what to do, and we both know that you shouldn't tell me what to do," she stood.

"Oh god no!" Miroku turned and ran out her room, turning a corner and heading for his own room. Sure sometimes he could threaten her into doing what he wanted but that was when his parents were home and both of them had night jobs…and it was now 10:30 p.m

Miroku tripped and cried out. He screamed as he quickly crawled and tried to stand but it was too late. A little body tackled him and he was down again. Small hands grasped his hair tightly.

"Ahshitaka help me!" he pleaded as he spotted their black cat, watching them from his basket placed near the bathroom. The cat meowed, licked his paw, and drifted off to sleep.

Ame laughed. "He only listens to me, brother" she pulled his hair as she stressed the word brother.

"AH!" Miroku cried out. He slapped the floor and grabbed her hands, squeezing hard on her fingers.

"AME LET GO!"

"Hey!" She yelled, as she pulled harder. "Just who do you think your messing with! I'll have my boyfriend beat you up if you hurt me!" she gave a harsh tug. "STOP SQUEEZING MY HANDS!"

"Let me go you little demon!"

The siblings struggled for a few more minutes before they both released each other, Ame's hands throbbing and Miroku's scalp burning.

"Oooh, Inuyasha'll have your head for this!" Ame promised as she blew on her hands and shook them.

"Why would he care?" Miroku asked turning over and knocking the girl off his back.

"Because he's my boyfriend you moron!"

Miroku eyed his sister, the girl who had yet to reach the age thirteen. Was Ame going crazy? "Ame, he has no interest in you what-so-ever, have you been eating coffee beans again?"

"NO!" Ame denied and looked away. "Not recently! AND YES HE IS INTRESTED BECAUSE HE SUNG TO ME!…IN THE SHOWER!"

"IN THE WHAT?!"

Ame smiled smugly. "He told me he believes in a thing called love," she stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry at her older brother. "So there!" she said turning and walking back to her room.

Miroku's eye twitched along with the corner of his mouth. Next his fingers began to wriggle and soon he was shaking. He knew Inuyasha liked to be with a lot of girls…but his younger sister? His WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY YOUNGER sister?

Miroku turned and made his way back to his room, glaring at his sleeping cat as he walked.

"I'll kill him," he said, changing his direction and kicking the basket his cat was resting in. The feline awoke, and jumped up then hissed at Miroku, ready to pounce.

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME HAIRBALL!!"

Ashitaka's fur arose on his skin and he turned and ran, making a small meow as he ran, his tail between his legs. Instincts told the cat to stay out of the kid's way…or else heads were gonna roll.

0.0 (this chappie sucks!)

I'M BACK! HELLO TO ALL MY LOYAL READERS WHO HAVE DAMNED ME TO HELL FOR NOT UPDATING!! Im still a little short on the imagination meter and school is kicking my ass…but I SHALL WRITE MORE! STAY TUNED KIDS! IT'S GONNA BE A FUN RIDE!