Okay so I will admit…I've been a lazy bitch. Didn't feel like writing a word of WLL…sorry? Is that good enough? Hides don't hurt me! I'll try to update more…

HARRY WHO KICKS ASS!!

My friend and I have started the most pointless, tacky, nasty, sick, twisted and stupid Harry Potter story ever. YET WE LOVE IT! Basically we're making fun of him. It's called Harry Who and the pink magical thong and I advise that you don't read…just flame…it really shows you that I have lost my sanity years and years ago…

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People should really strive to have an important conversation. It gives you a chance to show off your intelligence along with express your opinion. The bigger the topic, the better and more important the discussion. This is what two of the employees of Shikon co. believed. So as they worked and tried to pass the time, they sat down and started their intelligent conversation…

"He's so gay,"

"Is not!"

"The hell he isn't! Look at him! The way he avoids eye contact with the females and hangs out around the guys,"

"That does not make him gay! He's just…shy,"

"GAY! Gay I tell you!"

"He is not!"

"Look I can read gayness like a book and I tell you, this little guy is as gay as they come. Look! Look now, he's flirting with that one there. See how he pucks his lips?"

"That doesn't mean a thing, all of them do that!"

"Oh my god, that guy pucks back! He's gay too!"

"Shut up! He's not gay either! He was doing that to the girl one over there yesterday,"

"Then he's bi. The little slut…flirting with everyone shamelessly"

"HE'S NOT A SLUT!!"

This was the intelligent argument that Kagome woke up to. She groggily opened her eyes, groaning as her head throbbed. Everything was spinning as she sat up, grabbing one side of her head and shaking it side to side.

"Inuyasha?" she mumbled. "Where are my car keys?"

The two voices stopped for a moment.

"She's awake," one whispered after a long moment.

"God! No shit Sherlock! Your so dumb, how can you have the intelligence to tell if Bruno is gay or not?"

Kagome groaned again and looked to the voices, squinting at the people she saw.

"Hello," one said, a man. He and his twins, who were dancing around him in fuzzy little circles, were quite handsome. Then they did a magic trick and merged into one before coming out and dancing again.

Oh wait…that was her vision making things dizzy.

"Ugh," Kagome said as her reply. Her mind was a bit foggy as well…just where the hell was she?

"Yura please help the girl up and into a chair," the man said as he turned and walked to the far corner of the room.

"Bite me," the woman said. "I'm not listening until you say that Bruno is straight and Spooky is not a bisexual." She seemed to think before adding onto what she had just said. "Spooky may be sexually curious."

Yura…that name…sounded so familiar.

"Yura," Kagome slurred as she blinked repeatedly. She wiped her face with her hand and shook her head more.

"Kagome dear, you're going to be a bit groggy for a few more minutes," the man said as he walked back over and handed her something. "Drink some water,"

Kagome brought the cup to her lips and drank. The water had a kind of mint taste to it, which made her senses feel a bit sharper. She gulped all of it down and gave the cup back. "Who are you?" she asked in a loud voice as if he were deaf.

"Good girl," said the man, ignoring her question. He took the cup and tossed it over his shoulder, grabbing her hand and pulling her to her feet. "Now walk with me, I'll just sit you down in this chair over here…there we go."

"Where am I?" Kagome asked as she rubbed her eyes. Her vision was still dancing but she noticed that the girl…Yura…was tapping at a large fish tank, ignoring both of them.

"Ummm..well…You're here." The man said. "Look, just close your eyes and relax until the drugs wear off. Then we'll talk."

"Your not gay, are you Bruno?" Yura said sweetly to one of the fish. "Not uh! My little Bruno is as straight as a line! Isn't that right Bruno?" she asked, talking as if it were a baby. "And Spooky is not bisexual…just sexually curious,"

"Your fish is gay, deal with it!" the man said.

"UP YOURS NOBUNAGA!"

He laughed and turned back to Kagome, who was drifting back to sleep. "Don't worry Kagome, you'll be fine when you wake up again…and I promise that if we have to kill you, it will be quick and painless."

Oh yeah, that would give Higurashi some sweet dreams.

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Now here was a pretty picture that Naraku would enjoy if he was here…Glass windows were smashed, papers were everywhere, furniture was ruined…not to mention the tied up boy, screaming through his gag as he tried to fight against the rope that was tightly tied around his hands and feet…

"Look Soda," Inuyasha said as he held another file and dumped out papers, eyes scanning random pages to see if they had the word Midoriko on it. "I really don't mean to be a bad guy here," he said. He threw the file over his shoulder and took another one out of the file cabinet.

"OOH AH AH OOOHULL HON OH AH HITCH!" Was Souta's gagged reply. " HEN HIGH HAD HEXS HOOM HEH HELL FICK HORE HASH!"

"Is that a threat?" Inuyasha asked. When the boy didn't reply, Inuyasha turned to look at him. "No really, is it? I can't really understand you."

"HES!"

"Is that…a yes?"

"HES! HES!"

"Umm…ok." Inuyasha said and turned back to what he was doing. "So…any idea where your dad keeps more of his personal stuff? Porn perhaps?" he asked as if he could understand the kid.

"Ho…" Souta said, sounding a bit down. "HIVE HIED HOOKING HOR FORN HOR HAGES!"

Inuyasha laughed. " I think I understood that one." He stretched. "Well since your dad's on his way and will be here in a few hours, I have to crack down and find this Midoriko thing. I'm not gonna lie kid, I kind of like you. You're ok when it comes to bugging the hell out of people. So if you promise not to scream or call the police or anything I'll untie you and let you help me."

Souta seemed to think about it a bit before replying.

"FOHHAY" he said.

"Is that a yes?"

"HES,"

"Huh?"

"HES! HI HEAD HES!"

"Ummm…what?"

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When Kagome woke up again things seemed to look a little better. She had a small headache and her left cheek hurt a little, but besides that she felt less disoriented. She sat up straight in the chair and stretched, yawning as she shook off her deep sleep.

"Hello?" Kagome asked as she rotated her neck around, loosening her tense muscles in her neck and shoulders. She sighed and looked around.

She was in an office of some kind. The chair she was sitting in was behind a long black desk. Across from her was the door, and to her right was the fish tank, built into the wall. Next to that was a small table with glass cups and bottles, some of them filled with a liquid of some kind. Probably liquor. On her left side were the large windows that replaced the wall giving her a breathtaking view of the city in its nightlife, lighting up the dark sky.

The door opened and in came the same man who had helped her into the chair before. He looked a little younger now that Kagome could see him clearly, almost her age if not a year or two older.

"I see your awake," he said and closed the door behind him. It sounded with a little click that made it lock in place. " How are you feeling?"

"Better," Kagome said without thinking. Then it hit her. She was in an office of some kind. The chair she was sitting in was behind a long black desk. Across from her was the door, and to her right was the fish tank, built into the wall. Next to that was a small table with glass cups and bottles, some of them filled with a liquid of some kind. Probably liquor. On her left side were the large windows that replaced the wall giving her a breathtaking view of the city in its nightlife, lighting up the dark sky. And this meant that she wasn't at home.

She had been kidnapped!

Kagome screamed and hid under the desk. "Don't hurt me!" she pleaded. " I don't have any valuables on me! and I em…" she thought quickly, knowing that this man was a blood thirsty rapist who liked pretty young girls like herself and had taken her because she had gotten lost. "I have a disease!" she mentally smiled. "Ummm if you touch me you'll get it!"

"Really?" she heard him say. "That's quite interesting…what's the name of it?" he asked.

Kagome slapped her forehead. Think! Thhiiink!! "It's umm..very rare…and er…the name of it is Inuyasha-itis!" she said, since he was the first thing that came to her mind when she thought of the word disease…

She was laughed at. For quite a while too. "You know, Kagome of all the made up excuses I've heard hostages say, yours is by far the most entertaining."

At the sound of her name, Kagome jumped and hit her head. "Ouch," she whispered, rubbing the sore spot as she squirmed under the small space. Then another thing hit her.

"How do you know my name?" she asked.

"Could we maybe discuss this face to face?"

" COME NEAR ME AND I BITE YOUR FOOT OFF!!"

He laughed again. "All right. I see your uncomfortable so here's what I'll do…I'm going to slowly place a file ontop of the desk…and then I'm going to leave. I'll let you read the file and when you are done just call for me and I'll come right back in. Ok?"

No reply.

"Kagome?"

"Do it," she then said. "And no tricks."

She heard him walking towards him and she braced herself to attack incase he tried something. Then above her was a small thap sound as he dropped something on the desk.

"I'm going now," he said loudly and stomped his feet to show that he was walking farther away from the desk. Kagome heard him swipe something at the door and it beeped a little before clicking open. She heard him stomp outside and pull the door until it clicked again to signify that it was closed.

After several moments, Kagome peeked her head up from under and looked around to see that she was alone. She spotted the folder on the desk and grabbed it quickly, pulling it back under with her. Shifting so that she was as comfortable as she could get she opened it and was shocked at by what she saw.

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When Inuyasha walked into the kitchen, Souta was already pouring him a glass of juice.

"Find anything?" he asked.

"Nope," Inuyasha replied, taking the glass and gulping its contents down. "How about you?" he asked when he was finished.

"Nothing," the boy said. "I looked in all of dad's hotspots, the safe, his room, Kagome's room-"

"Why in hers?" Inuyasha asked.

"No reason," Souta said. "Got bored so I thought I'd take a peek through her diary."

"Oooh," Inuyasha said with interest. He began to pour himself another glass of juice. "Read anything good?"

"Nah, same old things," he coughed a moment and then changed his voice to high pitch, making fun of his sister. "Nobody understands me, Souta is such a pain, my life is so dull, Koga is such a jerk, wha wha whaaa!!" he said, pretending he was crying.

Inuyasha chocked on his juice and tried not to spit it out as he laughed.

"And she's so childish," Souta continued in his normal voice. "She named her diary. When my dad gave it to her for her birthday a few years back, she hugged it and started calling it Midoriko-"

This time the juice did fly out of Inuyasha's mouth. "Kid," he said. It's what he called him since he could never get Souta's name right. Usually he would call him soda, soccer, sizzler, shawn, or any other thing BUT his name. "Where's this diary?"

"I left it in her room, under her mattress."

"Take me to it."

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"E?"

"Nope."

"L?"

"Nope."

"Q!"

"Nop-…wait yeah."

"U!"

"Yep."

"N?"

"Yep."

"S?"

"Nope. That's it. You lose," Nobunaga said as he turned the paper over to show the stick figure of hangman. Below it was three words, two of them with some blank spots:

QU N OF NG AND

"Hey!" Kagome said angrily. "I said e and l!"

"DID NOT!"

"Did too you cheater!"

"Fine, let's play again."

"No," Kagome said, crossing her arms and scowling. "I refuse to play with cheaters."

Nobunaga rolled his eyes. "Well you cheated too…"

"Oh don't bring that up! Just because you couldn't find what I was spying in eye spy does not make me a cheater-"

"No it doesn't but it does when I give up and you wont show me what your eye spied! You made it up!"

"Did not!"

"Then what is round and brown and little?"

"My eyes!"

"YOU CAN'T SPY YOUR OWN EYES!"

"Oh," Kagome said, thinking of the rules of the game. "I didn't know that."

They sat for a few minutes in empty silence, eyes glancing around the room.

"So…" Kagome tried striking the conversation. "How long am I staying here?"

"Well," Nobunaga said and glanced at his wristwatch. "Let me give you the rundown. Blah blah blah blah blah, we're going to keep you here until orders from above say that you can go, blah blah blah, in the event of something that goes wrong I am to kill you immediately, blah blah rickety rackety yak, I think you're pretty."

Kagome chocked on air. "Excuse me?"

"I find you attractive,"

"Oh no, not that. The kill part."

Nobunaga smiled. "Yeah…look there's a 10 chance of that happening anyway so don't you worry your pretty head off about that. I'm just here to make sure your time here is as enjoyable as possible."

Kagome opened the file and looked at the picture of her again. It was a few months old, a school I.D photo taken from the begging of her third year in high school. Under it was four pages filled with information on her. Her birthday, age, current school, her last doctor and dental appointment, hell it even had the number of times she ate at a few particular restaurants. Under the last page were Nobunaga's orders:

Do not harm subject.

Keep subject under personal surveillance.

If any failures occur carrying out orders, punishment is severe.

She closed the file. After she had finished it, not only was she a little creeped out by the tabs someone kept on her, but also she felt a little more comfortable to talk to her kidnapper.

Just a little.

She knew the games he had offered to play were to break the ice between them, because he really sounded like he wanted no trouble. He was only 19 after all.

"My shift is about to end…" he said as he glanced at his watch again. "You know…I'm only evil Monday through Thursday. This is just a part-time job."

"But it's Sunday," Kagome said.

"Overtime." Nobunaga explained. "But I figure I'll be nice to you today. Show you my true side. Tomorrow I'll be a total mean ass so, beware."

Kagome didn't really believe him. He couldn't just switch personalities like that…right?

"Ok so when I leave, a little camera in the upper corner will pop out and monitor you for the night. Someone will come set up a cot for you also. I'll see you bright and early tomorrow morning."

"What about school? People will worry about me you know! You should really just let me go--"

"Been taken care of."

"Well--"

"Ut! Shift's over! See ya, Kagome." He said…and just like that he was up and out the door, closing it shut behind him.

Kagome sighed and went got up off the office chair, walking to the window and looking at the city landscape. Souta was probably worried out of his mind by now.

Miles and miles away, at the Higurashi residence:

Souta snored peacefully as Inuyasha stuffed papers of any order back into folders and draws. The place was spotless again. After he was done cleaning, he went to his guest room and threw the tiny diary book into his box of stuff and went out the front door, closing it behind him. He walked down the street and to the nearest bus stop, rolling his head around in small circles.

He was tired.

But at least his job was done. He'd found this so called Midoriko that Naraku was bugging about.

A limo rolled up the street and passed Inuyasha, inside a man looked out to him as the car rolled by.

"Look at that hoodlum," Mr. Higurashi said as he turned back to talk to his driver. "My kids aren't like that bum out there. Two young nice respectable children, just what the world needs. Why if that bum came knocking at our door, they'd slam it in his face."