Title: The
Care-e-oh-ke Machine
Author: Rachel Elizabeth
Email:
ceramicprincess (at) fanfiction (dot) net
Status:
Tentatively ongoing
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Rating:
PG-13
Warning: Cavity warning.
Summary: The
InuYasha gang dishes out their true feelings, even Naraku and
Kikyou.
Proviso: No.
Author's Comments: Er, once
again, fixing formatting, etc. This is a little piece I like to write
on when one of my muses decides it likes the bar down the street
better than my room. I keep asking to go with 'em, but they just
laugh at me.
Feedback: As always, much
appreciated.
Dedication: To Nichole, 'cause if I'm not
mistaken, she was one of the few people still rootin' for this
story.
Chapter Notes: Limp Bizkit, Trust
—That look in her eye—
Inu Yasha pounded up to the front of the cabin, irritated that it only took that much for the wimpy wolf to make him so angry. It was his turn! He was going to do this . . . this . . . whatever Kagome called it and make him look like the wimpy wolf that he was. Idiot. Stupid wolf.
He looked through the book muttering things to himself about "dumb wolves". He looked at one page. Idiot wolf. He looked at the same page again. He didn't know if the words were right, but he liked them well enough. He didn't suppose it mattered too much. It wasn't as though he was going to sing Kagome some sappy song. Feh.
Inu Yasha found the song he liked. It was never as hard as that stupid wolf would make it out to be.
One
. . . two . . .
One . . . two . . . what the f you gonna
do?
You know I see right through you
You act like you don't
know me.
You lie, you cheat.
You steal, you lose!
Wouldn't
wanna be in your shoes.
Always lookin' over your shoulder
For
the ones you stick,
You sick little prick.
It looks like your
times runnin' out.
I'm creepin' up your back
so whatcha all
about?
I'm
too fin' good,
And fin' proud!
I'm gonna show
you how
Bad it hurts
To be a clown!
You're the kind of guy
with two faces.
Just another life that's wasted.
Here's a
little fact,
You do me like that.
End up in the back
Of my
trunk in a sack!
You'd better keep your hands off
What's
mine
And anybody else's.
When you're selfish
Your wealth
is
All you crave from the cradle to the grave!
I'm
too fin' good,
And fin' proud!
I'm gonna show
you how
Bad it hurts
To be a clown!
I'm too fin'
good,
And fin' proud!
I'm gonna show you how
Bad it
hurts
To be a clown!
I got a little bitty question...
Just
what the f are you thinkin'?.
You think you're all that and
then some?
Well you're not.
I think you're dumb ditty dumb!
I
take it back
Those thoughts are kinda whack.
Don't really need
that kind of karma on the track.
Maybe Freddy Krueger
Will step
into your dream
And burn you like a demon
And leave your ass
screamin'.
To be exact I wanted to react.
Mission of
attack.
Your head was gettin' cracked!
But you're a human
bein'
That's lucky to be breathin'
And that's that...
That's
that...
I don't trust nobody
And nobody trust me.
Never
gonna trust anybody
And that's the way it's gonna be...
I don't
trust nobody
'Cause nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust
anybody
And that's the way it's gonna be...
I don't trust
nobody
'Cause nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
And
that's the way it's gonna be...
I don't trust nobody
'Cause
nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
And that's the way
it's gonna be...
I'm
too fin' good,
And fin' proud!
I'm gonna show
you how
Bad it hurts
To be a clown!
I'm too fin'
good,
And fin' proud!
I'm gonna show you how
Bad it
hurts
To be a clown!
When the song got done and Inu Yasha looked up, he saw Kagome rushing towards him with that 'sit' look in her eyes. He gulped. Perhaps he had gone a little too far on this one.
"Inu Yasha!" Kagome yelled. When she got a scant breath away from him, Inu Yasha saw the wolf grinning stupidly at him and he let his temper get the best of him and he remembered a time when Kouga had watched Kagome fling herself into his arms. If that pissed the wimpy wolf off, he thought ridiculously, then wait till he sees this. Before he even registered in his brain what he was doing, he grasped Kagome by the shoulders, holding her an arms length away and set his lips fully on top of hers.
Instead of the beating that he thought he knew was to come, Kagome's eyes grew round and she gasped.
Inu Yasha was kissing her!
