A/N: okay... so usually i make my character Misha as Yusuke's twin, but let me be one to say that it's gotten old. so as of this chapter, be prepared to meet... Misha Inari, Dreaded Captain of the Spirit World!
Wicked Fiends
Chapter Two
For Yusuke, life was hell. For Hiei, life was worse off than hell. And for Kurama, well... life couldn't have been better. In fact, he was higher than Cloud Nine and slowly getting higher...
"Oh, Hiei! This one matches your eyes! Look! It's red!" the red head exclaimed. He moved quicker, than either of the two Spirit Detectives could follow, from rack to rack of robes. The shop owner stared at the red blur with wide eyes, completely unable to keep up with the estatic demon. "Oh! And Yusuke! My, my, my! This is perfect! So... so... green!"
Well... actually, let's put it this way, neither Yusuke nor Hiei could keep up with Kurama's movements as they were already buried underneath piles and piles of boxes and bags of stuff that the kitsune had already bought. And in all sincerity, it was all useless magic junk for where they were going except for wands and school books. In addition to that, the kitsune had bought three broomsticks and Yusuke and Hiei were still attempting to find the purpose of them. Plus, the money bags seemed to be endless no matter how much they-ahem, HE bought or HE spent.
"OH! LORDY LORD! IT'S PINK! OH, IT'S PINK! I GOTTA HAVE IT!"
"I am not wearing any of these, Kitsune," Hiei grunted as he tried to shift the weight of his pile and did not succeed.
"Kurama!" Yusuke managed. "Do.. we really... need all... this?!"
The silence proved that Kurama stopped to think about the question momentarilly.
"No!" he sang.
"Then why in all hells are we buying all of it then?!" Hiei demanded roughly.
"Because, Hiei," Kurama pouted. "I want it..."
"Baka no Kitsune," Hiei growled and shut up... for a moment. "I'm not wearing red, Kitsune."
"Oh, but, Hiei, they would go so well with your eyes!"
A very loud bang announced that both Hiei and Yusuke had dropped the packages on the ground. Yusuke let out a long sigh of relief and stretched his arms. Ontop of his head, Puu let out his own sigh of relief. The fire youkai glared menacingly at Kurama, who laughed nervously.
"Kitsune, let it be known that it is only because Koenma is making me that I do this damned mission and that I refuse to stoop so low as to wear red!" Hiei vented.
"But it would go well with your eyes," Kurama heaved a heavy, slow sigh. "But be it your will, I will not make you wear red. It was just my wish to see you in red... kind of like my revised version of the song Lady in Red. It's now called... Hiei in Red. It goes...
"Hiei in Red
Is snapping at me,
It's so amazing."
The last playful note came out wrong like a dying cat.
"Oh, in all seven hells, Kurama!" a female voice hollered behind him as the note dragged on. "Stop that hideous racket before I kill you!"
Both Yusuke and Kurama turned around very slowly to face a very annoyed girl. All of her hair, except for her crimson spikey bangs, was snow white, falling just beyond her shoulders in layers. She wore black jeans, round-toed boots, fingerless gloves, and a leather jacket over a white tank top.
"YOU!" Yusuke screeched and then screamed bloody murder. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT I LOCKED YOU UP IN KOENMA'S PRISON! HOW ARE YOU HERE?!"
"Koenma let me out on good behavior," she smirked. "And besides, you're going to have to get used to me being here because I'm a part of this mission. In fact, I'm a teacher at Hogwarts as well so woe is Yusuke. Shami... Shami... where'd you go?"
"Captain Inari, ahem, Misha" Kurama coughed slightly, never taking his eyes of the deranged, demented, and sick demon slayer that he had once helped Yusuke find, chase, and nearly be killed by. "What is it that you are looking for?"
"Shami! Oh, dammit! Yusuke! You and that damned voice of yours! Look at what you did to poor Shami!" Misha held up a small, blue dragon-like creature, which snarled menacingly at Yusuke.
"A Dragon-Halfling," Hiei nodded knowingly. "Whenever they are annoyed beyond their comprehensible stress level, they turn into a baby dragon."
"Why?! Koenma?! Why must you curse me so?! Need I be so stupid that you curse me so?!" Yusuke was down on his knees staring up at the ceiling of the robe shop. Passing witches and wizards stared at the crazed detective with sorrowful and pitying looks.
"Get off your knees, you insolate fool!" the Captain hissed, dragging Yusuke to his feet. He cringed at her touch. "I'm not going to kill you so stop fidgeting."
"You almost killed me once and you expect me to believe that you won't now?" Yusuke demanded, crossing his arms across his chest.
"No, I won't because... I can't," she told him flushed in the neck. "Koenma said I had to help you guys and that I can't kill you or it's my life."
"Why would he send you on this trip anyway?" Yusuke asked, still attempting to process what she had said.
"How should I know?! Probably because where you'll be going you need a crazy person to keep you in line!"
A long pause of silence and then....
"I am not wearing red, kitsune."
Wicked Fiends
Chapter Two
For Yusuke, life was hell. For Hiei, life was worse off than hell. And for Kurama, well... life couldn't have been better. In fact, he was higher than Cloud Nine and slowly getting higher...
"Oh, Hiei! This one matches your eyes! Look! It's red!" the red head exclaimed. He moved quicker, than either of the two Spirit Detectives could follow, from rack to rack of robes. The shop owner stared at the red blur with wide eyes, completely unable to keep up with the estatic demon. "Oh! And Yusuke! My, my, my! This is perfect! So... so... green!"
Well... actually, let's put it this way, neither Yusuke nor Hiei could keep up with Kurama's movements as they were already buried underneath piles and piles of boxes and bags of stuff that the kitsune had already bought. And in all sincerity, it was all useless magic junk for where they were going except for wands and school books. In addition to that, the kitsune had bought three broomsticks and Yusuke and Hiei were still attempting to find the purpose of them. Plus, the money bags seemed to be endless no matter how much they-ahem, HE bought or HE spent.
"OH! LORDY LORD! IT'S PINK! OH, IT'S PINK! I GOTTA HAVE IT!"
"I am not wearing any of these, Kitsune," Hiei grunted as he tried to shift the weight of his pile and did not succeed.
"Kurama!" Yusuke managed. "Do.. we really... need all... this?!"
The silence proved that Kurama stopped to think about the question momentarilly.
"No!" he sang.
"Then why in all hells are we buying all of it then?!" Hiei demanded roughly.
"Because, Hiei," Kurama pouted. "I want it..."
"Baka no Kitsune," Hiei growled and shut up... for a moment. "I'm not wearing red, Kitsune."
"Oh, but, Hiei, they would go so well with your eyes!"
A very loud bang announced that both Hiei and Yusuke had dropped the packages on the ground. Yusuke let out a long sigh of relief and stretched his arms. Ontop of his head, Puu let out his own sigh of relief. The fire youkai glared menacingly at Kurama, who laughed nervously.
"Kitsune, let it be known that it is only because Koenma is making me that I do this damned mission and that I refuse to stoop so low as to wear red!" Hiei vented.
"But it would go well with your eyes," Kurama heaved a heavy, slow sigh. "But be it your will, I will not make you wear red. It was just my wish to see you in red... kind of like my revised version of the song Lady in Red. It's now called... Hiei in Red. It goes...
"Hiei in Red
Is snapping at me,
It's so amazing."
The last playful note came out wrong like a dying cat.
"Oh, in all seven hells, Kurama!" a female voice hollered behind him as the note dragged on. "Stop that hideous racket before I kill you!"
Both Yusuke and Kurama turned around very slowly to face a very annoyed girl. All of her hair, except for her crimson spikey bangs, was snow white, falling just beyond her shoulders in layers. She wore black jeans, round-toed boots, fingerless gloves, and a leather jacket over a white tank top.
"YOU!" Yusuke screeched and then screamed bloody murder. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?! I THOUGHT I LOCKED YOU UP IN KOENMA'S PRISON! HOW ARE YOU HERE?!"
"Koenma let me out on good behavior," she smirked. "And besides, you're going to have to get used to me being here because I'm a part of this mission. In fact, I'm a teacher at Hogwarts as well so woe is Yusuke. Shami... Shami... where'd you go?"
"Captain Inari, ahem, Misha" Kurama coughed slightly, never taking his eyes of the deranged, demented, and sick demon slayer that he had once helped Yusuke find, chase, and nearly be killed by. "What is it that you are looking for?"
"Shami! Oh, dammit! Yusuke! You and that damned voice of yours! Look at what you did to poor Shami!" Misha held up a small, blue dragon-like creature, which snarled menacingly at Yusuke.
"A Dragon-Halfling," Hiei nodded knowingly. "Whenever they are annoyed beyond their comprehensible stress level, they turn into a baby dragon."
"Why?! Koenma?! Why must you curse me so?! Need I be so stupid that you curse me so?!" Yusuke was down on his knees staring up at the ceiling of the robe shop. Passing witches and wizards stared at the crazed detective with sorrowful and pitying looks.
"Get off your knees, you insolate fool!" the Captain hissed, dragging Yusuke to his feet. He cringed at her touch. "I'm not going to kill you so stop fidgeting."
"You almost killed me once and you expect me to believe that you won't now?" Yusuke demanded, crossing his arms across his chest.
"No, I won't because... I can't," she told him flushed in the neck. "Koenma said I had to help you guys and that I can't kill you or it's my life."
"Why would he send you on this trip anyway?" Yusuke asked, still attempting to process what she had said.
"How should I know?! Probably because where you'll be going you need a crazy person to keep you in line!"
A long pause of silence and then....
"I am not wearing red, kitsune."
