Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Or Eminem. Or anything. Except this. And my other fanfic. Which you should read. Now. Okay. Yeah..."Without Me" by Eminem.
Guess who's back, back again...Voldie's back, tell a friend... Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...Guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Riddle no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver, well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya: a little bit of me mixed with some Avada Kedavra...Bone of my father that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock when I get shocked at the graveyard by Wormtail. When I'm not cooperating...when I'm rocking the cauldron while he's operating...you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I got a body I can continue my hating...I know that you got a job Mrs. Potter but the prophecy was complicating...So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see...they tried to shut me down with Arithmancy but it feels so empty without me
"Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy, cuz the plot is boring without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy and the plot is boring without me!"
Little hellions, Potter's feelin' rebellious...embarrassed, his parents used to listen to Elvis...they start feeling the prisoner of Azkaban's helpless, 'til someone comes along with a time turner and yells "Scabbers!"...A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves Trelawney...so let me just make a prophecy, in the fact that I got everyone doubtin' me...and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for me to have so damn much hair you ask for me?...Well I'm back fix your bent antennae tune it in and then Potter's gonna...enter the Tournament and up under your skin like a splinter...The center of attention back for the winter...He's interesting, the best thing since troll wrestling, Infesting in your kids ears and nesting...Goblet of Fire: "Harry up here please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me...Here's the Horntail, the golden egg is free...A portkey, who sent, Voldie sent for me?!
"Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me...cuz we need a little controversy, cuz the plot is boring without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy and the plot is boring without me!"
A tisk-it a task-it, here's my father's casket, with anybody who's talking this bit that bit. Lucius Malfoy, I'm gonna take away your favorite toy...worse than that little Longbottom boy, and Fudge...from your job now you won't budge, you 36 year old bald headed fag go away...You don't know me, you're too old let go, its over, nobody listens to you so...Now lets go, just give me the order I'll be there with a whole list full of supporters...I've been dope, suspenseful with a bat ever since Wormtail turned himself into a rat...But sometimes y'know it just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me...So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene...Though I'm not the first Dark Lord of controversy...I am the worst thing since Salazar Slythie, to do Black Magic so selfishly...and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)...There's a concept that works: 20 million other dark wizards emerge, but no matter how many Death Eaters there may be, it'd be so empty without me
"Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me...cuz we need a little controversy, cuz the plot is boring without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy and the plot is boring without me!"
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