(A/N:

Janet: Hello everyone!!!! My friend, Andy, and me are sitting in English class right now and are writing a totally screwed up story because we have nothing better to do.

Andy: dude, whatta ya want me to say?

Janet: I'm not a dude. And I want you to say something about our story or what we're doing.

Andy: ?.? How the hell should I know what story u're writing?

Janet: I don't know what story I'm writing. That's why I want u're help.

Andy: rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttt.... That's up 2 u, it's your story.

Janet: But, but, but I don't know what I want to write about.

Abdy: (sighs) just do whatever! Now I'm writing, do not disturb!

Janet: Ladies and gentlemen, oh yes and all idiots out there, my friend spelled her name wrong and refused to help me write. Oh well (sighs) Oh yeah and everyone who read my stories before, I was Lady Sesshurin. My stories have disappeared because they were really bad. On with the stupid story I'm writing.

Disclaimer: I own nothing or no one. See I so poor I have to write this on the school computers)

At the Author's house

Author: Where is everyone? (smiles as someone knocks on her door)

Person behind door: in seven days, u will die if you DON'T ANSWER THE GOD Censored DOOR!! Please?

Author: Well that's Kerry. I wonder if Devon is there too? (pulls open door) DON'T KILL ME OH FRIEND OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Kerry: give me 1 good reason...

Author: You is my bestest friend . . .?

Kerry: (thinks) otay....
Author: Where is Devon? I thought that she said that she was riding with you?

Kerry: disappeared

Author: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww she can do that?

Kerry: (shrugs) I guess....

Devon: (reappears)

Author: Cool!

Kerry: okay...

Devon: IT'S THE RASMUS!! THEIR VIDEO IS ON!!

Kerry: (gets the crap scared out of her) holy Censored...

Author: Hey Devon I have a surprise for you. (pulls open the door and the Rasmus appears) And I have I surprise for you too Kerry (Sora steps into the room)

Kerry: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! SORA!! (runs towards him)

Sora: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! It's her! (hides)

Riku: (steps out from behind the Rasmus and hugs Sora)

(Devon and the Rasmus start talking)

(More knocks sound on the Author's door)

Author: (runs over to the door and screams)

Miroku: (runs in and grabs Kerry's hand) Kerry, will you bear my child?

Kerry: HELL NO! (sprays him with frebrezze)

Sango: (sighs and hits Miroku over the head) Monk, could you stop trying to molest these poor girls?

Miroku: (stands up and grabs Devon's hand) Will you bear my child?

Devon: (slaps Miroku) No!
Author: (hiding behind door)

(the rest on the Inuyasha cast walks in)

Inuyasha: hey Kagome, what the hell are we doing here?

Sesshoumaru: (walks in)

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?

Sesshoumaru: the same thing you are.

(Kagome and Kikyo walk in sissy fighting with Naraku following behind them)

Naraku: Kikyo, sweetie, stop fighting

Kikyo: Screw you! (gives Naraku the finger)

Naraku: behind the bushes baby! Anytime!

Kikyo: (look of disgust on her face) no way

Kagome: (slaps Kikyo into the wall) YESSSSSSSSSS I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kerry: ?.?; wha—?

Author: (whispers) don't ask.

Kerry: okay... (stares) hey, who was that?

Author: (motions to all the newly arrived people) the cast of the anime Inuyasha.

(someone new to torture . . .err. . . join us knocks on the door)

Author: (runs over and tears open the door.) screams It's Mini-Miroku, David! And his side kick Michelle!

Michael: My name is Michael not Michelle, you stupid censored

Kerry: it is Michelle u stupid censored

Michael: Lick my balls, censored
(Kero flies in followed by Sakura and Li)

Kero: Hi Michelle! (waves at Michael)

Michael: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Stupid censored flying teddy bear!! (runs down the hall and up the stairs)Ohh censored there is nothing up here, is there?

Author: (looks at David and Miroku huddle in a corner whispering) What are they doing?

David: what are we going to do because this blows censored

Miroku: yeah good points but I like to blow censored among other things.

Author: (slaps Miroku and David upside the head) What are you two doing?

David: you stupid censored.

Miroku: (grabs the Author's hand) Will you bear my child?

Author: No you stupid little son of a mother censored censored. You are a disgusting little censored and I hate your censored guts. You little censored!!!!!!!!

Miroku: (shocked and appalled) I didn't know that you knew the word censored!

Sango: (slaps Miroku)

Author and Kerry: (looks around) Where's Michelle?

(strange moaning noises from up stairs)

Michael: (in a very feminine voice) Sucky, sucky five dolla. (walks in a black and red Chinese-style- dress and a curly blonde wig)

Author: (turns into Havoc) You son of a censored (cuts Michael's wig to shreds) that my best censored dress you stupid little censored(turns back into Author and holds head) What the censored just happened?

Michael: Sucky,sucky, five dolla.(pulls a long blue wig out of thin air puts it on)

(Botan flies into the room and the rest follow)

Botan: See I told you guys that my evil twin was here!
Reikai Tantei: Holy censored!

Michael: Ohh, I forgot something(runs into the kitchen and comes out with two water balloons shoved down the Author's dress) There that's better (bounces his new fake boobs)

Author:(Uses magical Author powers and transforms Michael into a girl) There your wish has been granted.

(the Reikai Tantei starts laughing as Miroku inches closer to Michael)

Miroku: (grabs Michael's hand) Will you bear my child, pretty lady?

David: Janet can you do that to me also?

Janet: Finally someone used my name. Woo hoo. Oh yeah David, here ya go(turns David into a girl)

Michael: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Change me back now! I was just joking! Change me back, please!

Janet: (evil laugh) No I won't! You are going to be a girl for the first two chapters

(A/N:

Janet: Yes this chapter is finally over. I would like to have my friends and co-writer end this. Don't forget to R&R.

Michael and David: We will be in the next chapter. Bye-bye.

Andy: wazz up peeps! I hope u enjoy this story!! c'ya!!)