(A/N:

Kerry: (trying to saw air) god damnit! The air won't saw in half! Janet help me!

Janet: (looks at Kerry) uh Kerry ya can't saw air! It don't work!

Kerry: Really?

Janet: yes! Now let's answer our reviews!

kirah - thank you! I'm glad you like our weirdness! I love ur idea 2!

Demented Carebear Council - YOU SUCK!! ME AND KERRY HAVE WRITTEN OUR BUTTS OFF TO MAKE THIS STORY WORK! I'M ON YOUR CRUMMY COUNCIL AND I DON'T THINK THAT THIS STORY SUCKS!!

Colbin / Chaos - I know who you are AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! Don't tempt me to say these embarrassing things that you did this year at school! Thanks for killing Simon! His show sucks butts!

Kerry: Yo waz up peeps!

Kyle B. - Thank you Kyle for reviewing our story. You need to give us more ideas to make this story work!

Andrew N. - First of all you aren't special, second we need a better reason, and third thank you for reviewing our story anyway. Oh yeah fourth of all I is more special than you are! (Sticks her tongue out) we will consider you for next chapter!

Yusuke - Of course like always wat up person! Thank you for reviewing our story! You rock and again thanx for the review but right now we need more ideas! Please stay in touch with the person with the internet (Janet: hey that's me) so plz try to give us as many ideas as you can possibly think of! For the last time thanx for the review and stay tuned for chap 3! CHEESE WILL RULE THE WORLD!

This is Kerry over and out!

Janet: We now have to start our story! Enjoy.)

Janet/Author's House

Janet: Alright everyone sit down!(gives evil glare)

Everyone but Kerry and Devon who know better: (rolls eyes)

Kerry: They did it now.

Devon: (nods head) Yep.

Janet: WTF! SIT YOUR GODS DAMNED ASSES DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU!

Everyone but Kerry and Devon (who are already sitting): Meep! (Sits down)

Kerry: (stands back up) WHY THE HELL SHOULD I??!!!

Janet: (walks over and hits Kerry over the head.) BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMMIT!

Kerry: (rubs head and sits back down) MEEP! Alright...(sits and cowards while Devon snickers)

Janet: Devon, BE NICE! (Evil glare)

Yuske: (whispers to Kerry) She's a bitch.

Kerry: (whispers back) I wish I could say she is, but... (eyes dart over to all the hidden camera's that are watching her.) If I say she is, she'll kill me so... (Stands up and shouts out really loud) JANET IS THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, SHE WILL SOMEDAY BECOME OUR GREAT RULER TO HELP GUIDE US, THE HELPLESS IDIOTS!!!

Yuske: Damn... that's rough...

(all stare)

Kurama: That's interesting.

Hiei: Stupid ningen females,

Janet: good girl... (throws her a piece of cheese and glares at Hiei)

Kerry: MEEP! CHEESE!! (eats it greedily)

Yuske: ( Anime sweat drop) okay... does no one else see anything wrong with this?

(all nod)

Devon: (laughs)

Janet: he is right but I am not a bitch I am the psycho sadistic bitch. Get it right! (Smacks Yuske and gives Kerry another piece of cheese and a cookie)

Kerry:( eats it while crying tears of joy) I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

(Austin walks in.)

Austin: what's up my fellow shizzle nizzles!!

(all stare)

Austin: (sighs and crosses arms) It means wazz zup, u morons....

Cast of YYH: (reluctently) Hi.

Cast of Inuyasha: Hi!

(A/N: i made the cast of CC leave cuz i didn't want them)

Yuske: HURRY DUDE, TURN AROUND AND RUN AWAY NOW, SHE'LL KILL U!!

Austin: -?.?

Kerry: (finishes eating and stands up, shouting loud) JANET IS THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE----

Yuske : (covers her mouth) sure... I'm sure that's what she makes u say... right?

Kerry: (looks around at all the camera's and sighs) can't say...she'll kill me...

Austin: dude, did I miss somethin up here in da house ya?

(all give another blank stare)

Austin: (grunts) IT MEANS WHAT HELL HAPPENED HERE?!

Kurama: Janet scared Kerry so much goes into a long speech covering the first two chaps (A/N: If I put it here you would get bored)

Austin: morons...

Janet: (smacks Yuske) STFU! I would never hurt my buddies. Kerry I don't care what you say! (Smiles. Then runs and hugs Austin) HI BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin: (smiles) aw.. U see that my sure fizzle nizzles, I'm a buddy yo!

(All give blank stares)

Austin: IT MEANS I'M HER FRIEND U F#$ING MORONS!! MAN, LEARN SOME F#$ING SLANG PLEASE!!

Janet: Austin . . . LANGUAGE DAMMIT! You aren't allowed to say f#$. Ok? (Turns to see everyone fighting again) YOU F#$ERS QUIT IT! AND SIT THE F#$ DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin: uhuh! And u told me 2 watch my talking fizzle sure nizzles dizzle...

all blank stare

Kerry: heheh... that's funny... dizzle fizzle nizzle bizzles.... THEY ALL RHYME!! LOL!

Devon: nerd... such a blonde...

(all give questioning stare at her)

Yuske: is she alright?

Austin, far from it my nizzle fizzle dizzle...

Yuske: (blank stare)

Austin: oh screw it.... F#$ u if u don't get....

Janet: (finally notices that Kurama is standing next to her) Muhahahahahahaha (glomps Kurama) MINE! HIEI STAY AWAY!

Austin: DUDE, HE'S A DUDE, THAT'S F#$ED UP !!

(all stare and smile)

all: HEY WE UNDERSTOOD!!

Austin: oh for the love of Pete...

Devon: who's Pete?

Janet: And why do you want his love?

Kerry: hey, isn't that the guy who was hitting on u from that pool site...?

Austin: no, it was the dude that said he loved me...

Devon: aw... that's so cute! LOL!!

Austin: well... HEY! THAT'S TO MANY FREAKIN QUESTIONS AT ONCE!!

Kurama: (turning blue) losing air . . . can't . . see . . . everything is going black.

Janet: (lets go and glomps Naraku.) Ok who wants to start the truth or dare? (Grabs a bottle out of no where)

Kerry: (isn't listening and goes in deep thought) Wait... wasn't that from Chris? OMI GOD!! (starts crying)

Austin: HUH? HEY,. WHAT THE HELL IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!

Devon: aw... poor Kerry...

Kerry: u evil gay wad!!

Devon: that's not right...

Austin: (sighs) how come no one's listening 2 me?

Janet: (gets veery angry) WHO IS GOING TO START THE TRUTH OR DARE?

Kerry: I'm so crushed... I thought Doug was.. NOT CHRIS!! (cries harder)

Austin: that email was 4 u, don't cha know...

Kerry: (starts beating him with a hammer) U DON'T KNOW HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES I'VE TRIED TO FOR GET THAT SAYING, AND U'RE NOT IRISH!!

Devon: wait, don't moms say that? (Snickers) heheh... He's a mom!! LOL!

Kerry: my friends have BIG issues...

Janet: S'cuse me ( lets go of Naraku and sneaks up behind Kerry, Austin, and Devon. Beams Kerry in the side of her head with a piece of toast, slaps Austin, and hugs Devon. Goes back and sits in Naraku's lap) Ebil ppls! So Kerry you get to start the truth or dare.

Kerry: (eats toast) mmmm... toast. HUH? I don't wanna start... man, I'm taking a break... (gets up and walks away from keyboard.)

Janet: (shakes her fist at Kerry) Ebil. Ok then Austin you get to start.

Austin: B-B-But I don't wanna!

Hiei: Shut up ningen. Just start before I have to kick your ass! (Reaches for his sword and notices it's gone.)

Janet: (melting down his sword) I don't exactly hate violence I just don't want my friend dead ok?(smiles and hands him a plastic blow up sword) plus it is my house so no violence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except for me and Kerry. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha(koffs)

Austin: (smiles) try to kick my ass now fizzle nizzle...

Hiei" ( kicks him in the ass... literally... )

Austin: (rubbing sore arse) EVER HEARD OF SARCASM?!

Janet: Alright Mr. I'm-a-big-bad-demon-dude-who-would-kick-your-ass-in-a-second you get the honor of starting truth or dare!

(A/N:

Janet: Okay this is the end of this chap and I swears up and down and sideways that the next one will be where we start the truth or dare! I swears it!)