Authors Note
Uhm... Actually the first fanfiction I've ever written. They were written in school, and therefore my teacher read them, and I got B or A, depends on how you see it.
The first one is kinda cracked, and by the second I was really... odd. Whatever.
All the characters are © Hirumi Arakawa; I am just a little fanfiction-writer. -- Enjoy!
Slight spoilers on who Pride is in the anime.
Ayu aka Bat.
Part I
Pride liked baking muffins. His favourite muffin-sort was the blueberry-muffins. Once, he was going to give some muffins to Envy, but then Envy kicked Pride. His head had hurted for weeks. And the muffins were ruined. The only ones who actually appreciate his muffins is his wife and her son. The three of them used to sit in the living room, eating toffee-muffins, the son's favourite, and Pride used to tell them stories about the Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric.
Come to think about it. Pride once tried to give Wrath some muffins. Wrath started screaming at Pride that he didn't want any stupid muffins, he wanted Fullmetal's body. Pride sighed and asked what happened with the nice youth, and started to walk away. Unluckily for him, he had forgotten the muffins, so Wrath started throwing them at Pride. That was one of Pride's happier memories of Wrath.
Gluttony ate every muffin Pride offered him. The problem with that is that Gluttony sometimes tried to eat Pride. Archer also ate every muffin Pride offered him, but that was probably because of Archer's Pride obsession.
One day, Pride would have a muffin party. That was his real life ambition.
Part II
Riza Hawkeye missed her old flat in the East. Her new flat was nice, but it wasn't the same. The biggest difference between the two flats was that the old had a bathtub, and the new had only a shower. The old one was SO much better. Bath tubs were essential in the muffin baking of the Hawkeye family.
Riza had learnt to bake muffins by her big brothers when she was seven. At that time, they didn't have a bathtub, but anyway.
Nowadays, when Riza did muffins, she baked the chocolate muffins, she tapped up the water in the bath, added the pink bubble-bath, and lighted loads of multicoloured candles. Then she would eat the muffins. While being in the bath.
That was her favourite hobby. But her work mates will never know.
