Wolf W: Hehehe It's me again. Nope my stupid friend isn't here, she kind got pissed at me for calling her stupid friend on the Internet -; my bad. Any who I decided to bring in Kai and bash him - and here he is.

Kai appears in a puff of smoke.

Kai: mmm...... Ra- ahhhhhh where am I?...... where's Ray?! o0

Wolf W: did I catch you at a bad time?

Kai: hn...

Wolf W: rolls eyes just read this... better yet sing this.

A microphone appears in front of Kai.

Kai: NO WAY I'm not gonna sing... this!

Wolf W: I'm the author I can make you do anything I tell you to Buwhahahaha cough cough I goda stop doing that.

Kai: no... must... resist...... noooooo!

You ask me why

I change the color of my hair (yeah)

You ask me why

I need thirty-two pairs of shoes (to wear)

Wolf W: hahahah, I'm so sugar high!!!!!

Kai: You seem to ask me why I got a lot of things

It's just a chick thing... you ought to let it go

You try to understand

but you don't have a clue........

Wolf W: for people who don't know what this song is called; I make him sing the chorus before going to the story -

Kai: That's what girls do

Keep you guessing the whole day through

Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true

That's what girls do

Kai: please tell me I didn't do what I thought I did?

Wolf W: that depends, cause if you thought that you were making a fool of yourself on the internet... the you hit the nail in the hay stack - Kai: o.o

Disclaimer: not mine

chapter 2

"hmm... check mate again Johnny, you no what that means"

"ya I know Robert I'll go get you your soda"

Johnny walks out of Robert's room with low self-esteem, only to take one look at Oliver and Enrique flirting out side the door. Johnny raises a brow and walks back into Robert's room.

"well Johnny... where's my soda?"

"get it yourself" Johnny said in one his stubborn moods [a/n wolf W: wait his always in those moods.

Kai: no da

Wolf W. do you want to sing again?

Kai: falls over NOOO!

Wolf W: thought so]

Robert sighs and walks out his door, only to come right back in.

"you haven't told him yet?"

"hn... why should I?"

"just imagine the stress Oliver is under!" [a/n Wolf W: Robert's starting to get very stressed out.

Kai: ya think?

Wolf W: cold stare

Kai: shivers and I thought I looked scary shivers doing that]

"so"

"Johnny, get out there and tell Enrique the truth" Robert commanded.

"I don't think I will, besides Oliver seems to be enjoying himself"

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"mmm...... the way he walks"

"ya I know it so sexy the way his shoulders move back and forth." [a/n Kai: excuse me WHAT!!!!

Wolf W: shut up it's getting good]

Ray starts to put on very disgusted face.

"bathroom, I need a BATHROOM!!!" Ray runs off with his hands covering his mouth. Tyson and Max just shrug their shoulders and continue to glomp over Kai.

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(Kai's p.o.v.)

what to do, hmm... maybe I could go practise. Nah I already did that. I know I could plan out the new training regiment. Let's see I could have Tyson running laps, and Max... ummm... he could just...... run lap with Tyson. Ray... he can swim... laps...mmmm I love it when Ray's in his swim shorts......... AHHHH!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I can't think of Ray like that. Hm... but I can't hide the truth, how I wish I could be with him. Ha what am I thinking. Sure I'll just skip over to him and say 'oh Ray I love and I want to hold you in my arms all day and night' che like I would stoop down to that level.

Wolf W: hehehe so what ya think?

Kai: I'll tell you what I thought I've nev-

Wolf W: snap fingers

Kai: oh no

That's what girls do......

Wolf W: tell me what ya thought and send me ideas! -

Wolf W: oh ya sorry Kai lovers I couldn't resist, and think of it as pay back for my stupid friend.