Yu Yu Hakusho Awards Show

Chapter 2

Disclaimer:

Aubrey: Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to--

Koenma: ::Points:: Aubrey-chan!

Aubrey: ::Sees angry lawyers:: No no no!! It belongs to--

Hiei: The idiot ningen ::points to Aubrey::

::Lawyers pull out their evil sue-ing papers of doom::

Aubrey: Stop it guys!! It really truly belongs to--

Yusuke: Aubrey!! It belongs to Aubrey and her fox plushie!

::Lawyers glare at Aubrey and her fox plushie::

Aubrey: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!! Keep Kitsune-chan out of this!! ::Huggles fox plushie:: Yu Yu Hakusho--

Kurama: Does not belong to Aubrey-chan and never will.

::Lawyers smile, pack up their papers and leave::

Aubrey: Thank you, Kurama!! I really owe you one! Now to torment you in my fanfiction...

Kurama: Wha--? Oo

Aubrey: Omigosh, I've gotten so many positive reviews!! Thank you everyone, I feel so loved!!

Hiei: Hn. This must be a first.

Yusuke: I don't think you should get her angry--

Aubrey: What did you say Hiei?! DIE!!! ::Bites Hiei::

Hiei: ::Glare:: ::Tries to shake Aubrey off:: ::Shakes harder:: Dammit! Get off, baka!

Kurama: She has quite a tenacious bite, ne?

Hiei: She won't have a bite once her neck is severed! ::Brandishes katana::

Aubrey: Yeeeeeek!! Don't kill me!! ::Hides behind Kurama::

Kurama: . . . ----'

Aubrey: Uh... yes... Where was I? Oh that's right, reviewers!! Thank you for all your votes and positive imput! I don't know what would happen without you!

Botan: This chapter wouldn't exist that's for sure!

Aubrey: It would exist, it would just would focus on bugging the crap out of each of you.

Hiei: That's already happened.

::Everyone else nods in agreement::

Aubrey: ::Ignores them all:: So let's see here... ::shuffles through reviews:: Thank you Krys, Alexia Black1, Agent Dark Moose, anime-raven, Billy the Kangaroo--

Yusuke: What the-- there's a kangaroo in here?! ::Searches audience::

Kuwabara: Wild animal on the loose!!! Wild animal on the loose!!!

Yukina: Hey! Kangaroo's have feelings too! Don't discriminate against them!

Kuwabara: ::Gains composure:: Yeah, don't discriminate against them, Urameshi!

Aubrey: ::Sweatdrop:: Moving on... thank you FireNeko, sillyningengirl, Miny Mars, Hiei-Rulez--

Hiei: Hn, that's a fitting name. ::Smirk::

Aubrey: Uh, Hiei-Rulez, BlackDragonGirl--

Kuwabara: HEY!!! How come the shrimp gets a bunch of fans and I don't have ANY???

Everyone: Errrr...

Kuwabara: Well?

Hiei-Rulez: ::Holds up sign:: "You're a moron."

BlackDragonGirl: ::Unrolls banner:: "You're ugly."

Krys: ::Screams outloud:: You're too TALL!! ((She's 5'1"))

Kuwabara: What?! I'm the hottest guy on the planet!! If I'm not, then how could I get such a cute girlfriend?

Yukina: ::Whispers to Botan:: Kuwabara-kun has a girlfriend?

Botan: ::Sweatdrop:: Not anymore...

Koenma: Are you done with the thanks? It's been 2 1/2 pages already.

Aubrey: Keep your diapers on Koenma. ::Is hit by an oar:: AUUUGGHH!!!

Botan: ::Holding her oar defiantly:: You should have more respect for Koenma-sama!

Aubrey: ::Picking up her notecards, pouting:: I'm all most done-- and thank you RoseThorns and "I am Kurama."

Kurama: Wait, "I am Kurama?" Their name is "I am Kurama?"

Aubrey: ::Double Checks:: Um, yes? Why?

Kurama: How can I am Kurama be Kurama if I am Kurama?

::Long awkward silence follows as the audience tries to figure out what he just said::

Keiko: Okay, now I'm confused.

Botan: I second that!

Aubrey: You're right! One of you must be a FAKE Kurama!!

::Sound effects of glass shattering, woman screaming, record being scratched, car tires screeching, and dramatic horror music in the background::

Aubrey: ::Glances at DJ:: You overdid it a little.

Jin: Oh, sorry mate.

Kurama: Well obviously, I must be the real Kurama.

Yusuke: How can we be sure of that?

Keiko: Yeah, you were totally out of character when Aubrey-chan read the couples.

Kurama: Well that's because the pairing was totally absurd!

Kuwabara: ::Is still trying to figure out what Kurama said earlier::

Botan: I don't know... "I am Kurama" is being more specific about who they are...

Yukina: Maybe that means that "I am Kurama" is the REAL Kurama...

Koenma: So then just "Kurama" is an IMPOSTER!!

Kurama: WHAT?! Just because I don't have an "I am" in front of my name means that I'm not who I am?

Keiko: Basically.

Kuwabara: Noooooo! Not another weird phrase!

Kurama: What?? This is madness! Hiei, help me out here!

Hiei: ::Smirks:: No I'm finding the situation quite amusing.

Kurama: Nani??? ::Feeling so betrayed (in a non-gay way of course)::

Aubrey: Well, now that we've decided that Kurama is fake, we'll have to change his name!!

Kurama: My name??? You're going to change my name??

Aubrey: There we go! ::Holding sharpie::

Un-Kurama: O-om? ::Looks at name:: What th--?! UN-Kurama?!?!

Aubrey: Well, yeah, since your not Kurama anymore I had to change your name, and I was feeling uncreative so, yeah.

Un-Kurama: Everybody obviously has no sanity left!! I demand that this so called "I am Kurama" come to the stage immediately!

Aubrey: Well there you have it!! Will "I am Kurama" please step forward!

I am Kurama: ::Walks up:: Hey!

Un-Kurama: ::Glares at "I am Kurama" for stealing his name:: See? This is NOT Kurama! I am Kurama!!

Botan: I don't know...

Un-Kurama: Oh c'mon, she's a girl for pity's sake!

Yusuke: How do we know? You're pretty girly looking yourself Kura-- I mean, Un-Kurama.

Un-Kurama: Okay that was un-called for.

Yusuke: Errr, I mean, ANDROGYNOUS looking! Yes, androgynous!

Keiko: Wow, big words coming from Yusuke! To bad I didn't get that on tape!

Kuwabara: Yukina, what does "an-dro-gy-nous" mean?

Yukina: ::Sweatdrop:: Um, it means they have no specified gender.

Kuwabara: Oh... ::pause:: Oh! ::Finally gets it and begins laughing::

Un-Kurama: Well look at this person! ::Points to "I am Kurama":: Their hair doesn't flip up all weird and defy gravity!

Botan: Hey... you're right...

Koenma: Oh, okay. Well then they can't possibly be the real Kurama. "I am Kurama" is the fake then!

Un-Kurama: It's about time, sheesh.

Aubrey: Thanks for your cooperation "I am Kurama!"

I am Kurama: ::Sulks off stage:: I hardly got to talk at all...

Hiei: Well that was amusing. For a while.

Un-Kurama: Can I get my name back now?

Aubrey: No, it's more fun to watch you freak out about it.

Un-Kurama: Freak ou--?! Err... ::Takes a couple of deep breaths:: Now why would I do that? I'm going to take the situation in stride.

Aubrey: Okay you do that then.

Un-Kurama: ::Very frustrated::

Koenma: So are you going to read the results or what?

Yusuke: Yeah, I think I know who's going to win. ::Mischievous grin::

Keiko: ::Begins blushing madly as hair stands on end:: ::Slaps Yusuke:: Yusuke don't touch me there!!! ::Scowl::

Botan: Awwww, they're so cute!

Kuwabara: What about me and Yukina? Huh? Huh?

Yukina: Me and Kazuma??

Kuwabara: Hell yeah, baby!

Yukina: ::Has a shocked look on her face:: Oh okay...

Hiei: ::Twitch:: (Thinking) That bastard better not lay a finger on my sister...

Koenma: Well Aubrey?

Aubrey: Wait! The results won't be accurate unless I fix Kurama's name! ::Takes out sharpie and scribbles out the "Un-"::

-U-n--Kurama: Um, my name is still messed up.

Aubrey: ::Scribbles more::

Un-Kurama: This isn't helping.

Aubrey: No! I have it this time! ::Scribbles more::

[] - Kurama: Now I have a black box in front of my name.

Aubrey: AUGHHHHH!!! You'll never be happy will you!! Damned perfectionist!

[] - Kurama: ::Sweatdrop:: Did you just curse me?

Hiei: This is stupid. ::Walks up to Kurama and with one quick slash of his sword slices half of Kurama's name off.::

Aubrey: Thank you Hiei!! I am SOOOO glad that's over!

Kurama: ::Is examining his shirt:: Is this a tear?

Keiko: A what?

Kurama: IT IS!!! Hiei you tore my uniform!!!

Hiei: It's just a scratch.

Kurama: A scratch? You can see my white shirt underneath!! ((::Fangirlz sigh dreamily::)) I had to pay for this uniform with my own yen!

Yusuke: I can't believe all this is over Kurama's stupid pink shirt.

Botan: It's not pink.

Yusuke: Yes it is.

Botan: No it's not, my kimono's pink. Kurama's uniform isn't.

Yusuke: Okay Miss Technical, what color is it then?

Botan: Oh I don't know, purple maybe?

Keiko: It look's magenta to me.

Yukina: I think it leans more on the red side.

Kuwabara: No, it's green!

::Awkward pause::

Botan: I think someone's color blind... ::sweatdrop::

Kurama: Now I'm going to have to buy another one, or spend the evening stitching it or...

Kuwabara: Hey, Kurama is pretty girly isn't he?

Kurama: ::Glares at Kuwabara and then stomps off stage::

Aubrey: Wow, he's pissed. Hiei, this is all your fault!

Hiei: What? My fault?

Aubrey: Yeah! You're the one who cut up his uniform!

Hiei: I barely nicked him! Besides, you're the one changed his name!

Aubrey: But that was because we were having that issue with what to call him! ::Gasp:: I know, this is all "I am Kurama's" fault!!

Yusuke: Sure, blame it on you're reviewers. See if they'll ever comment again.

Aubrey: Omigosh, what have I done??? I'M SORRY "I AM KURAMA"!!! ::Throws pocky out into the audience to atone for her sins, but ends up knocking out some random guy::

Botan: This situation is getting worse and worse.

Kurama: ::Returns wearing the outfit that he wore during the arena fights:: Okay where were we?

Aubrey: Oh good! Kurama's not pissed anymore!

Koenma: So can we get on with the results all ready?

Aubrey: Results? Results of what?

::Everyone face faults::

Yusuke: The cutest couple category!!! You know, what everyone's been voting on?

Aubrey: Oh yeah! I'll do it later.

::Everyone face faults again::

Botan: Later? Why???

Aubrey: It's 11 pm and I'm sleepy. Besides, it's been 8 pages worth of writing and it's time for a commercial break!

Kuwabara: How long will that last?

Aubrey: I don't know... a couple of days maybe? ::Curls up and goes to sleep on the stage::

Aubrey is then mauled by angry readers.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry you didn't get the results you all wanted so badly! I just started typing and I got so into what I was doing that I didn't notice how many pages I'd gone through until, like, now. But I promise the results next time!!

I hope I didn't totally throw you out of character "I am Kurama." Same thing goes for you "BlackDragonGirl" and "Hiei-Rulez." Since I really don't know you I can't really write about you that well, but I saw your names and just had to have fun with them!

I hope all you readers will review, you know I like it! (And if you post something cool or interesting I might just put you in my story!) I have lots of ideas for next time so stay tuned!