Yu Yu Hakusho Awards Show
Chapter 2
Disclaimer:
Aubrey: Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to--
Koenma: ::Points:: Aubrey-chan!
Aubrey: ::Sees angry lawyers:: No no no!! It belongs to--
Hiei: The idiot ningen ::points to Aubrey::
::Lawyers pull out their evil sue-ing papers of doom::
Aubrey: Stop it guys!! It really truly belongs to--
Yusuke: Aubrey!! It belongs to Aubrey and her fox plushie!
::Lawyers glare at Aubrey and her fox plushie::
Aubrey: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!! Keep Kitsune-chan out of this!! ::Huggles fox plushie:: Yu Yu Hakusho--
Kurama: Does not belong to Aubrey-chan and never will.
::Lawyers smile, pack up their papers and leave::
Aubrey: Thank you, Kurama!! I really owe you one! Now to torment you in my fanfiction...
Kurama: Wha--? Oo
Aubrey: Omigosh, I've gotten so many positive reviews!! Thank you everyone, I feel so loved!!
Hiei: Hn. This must be a first.
Yusuke: I don't think you should get her angry--
Aubrey: What did you say Hiei?! DIE!!! ::Bites Hiei::
Hiei: ::Glare:: ::Tries to shake Aubrey off:: ::Shakes harder:: Dammit! Get off, baka!
Kurama: She has quite a tenacious bite, ne?
Hiei: She won't have a bite once her neck is severed! ::Brandishes katana::
Aubrey: Yeeeeeek!! Don't kill me!! ::Hides behind Kurama::
Kurama: . . . ----'
Aubrey: Uh... yes... Where was I? Oh that's right, reviewers!! Thank you for all your votes and positive imput! I don't know what would happen without you!
Botan: This chapter wouldn't exist that's for sure!
Aubrey: It would exist, it would just would focus on bugging the crap out of each of you.
Hiei: That's already happened.
::Everyone else nods in agreement::
Aubrey: ::Ignores them all:: So let's see here... ::shuffles through reviews:: Thank you Krys, Alexia Black1, Agent Dark Moose, anime-raven, Billy the Kangaroo--
Yusuke: What the-- there's a kangaroo in here?! ::Searches audience::
Kuwabara: Wild animal on the loose!!! Wild animal on the loose!!!
Yukina: Hey! Kangaroo's have feelings too! Don't discriminate against them!
Kuwabara: ::Gains composure:: Yeah, don't discriminate against them, Urameshi!
Aubrey: ::Sweatdrop:: Moving on... thank you FireNeko, sillyningengirl, Miny Mars, Hiei-Rulez--
Hiei: Hn, that's a fitting name. ::Smirk::
Aubrey: Uh, Hiei-Rulez, BlackDragonGirl--
Kuwabara: HEY!!! How come the shrimp gets a bunch of fans and I don't have ANY???
Everyone: Errrr...
Kuwabara: Well?
Hiei-Rulez: ::Holds up sign:: "You're a moron."
BlackDragonGirl: ::Unrolls banner:: "You're ugly."
Krys: ::Screams outloud:: You're too TALL!! ((She's 5'1"))
Kuwabara: What?! I'm the hottest guy on the planet!! If I'm not, then how could I get such a cute girlfriend?
Yukina: ::Whispers to Botan:: Kuwabara-kun has a girlfriend?
Botan: ::Sweatdrop:: Not anymore...
Koenma: Are you done with the thanks? It's been 2 1/2 pages already.
Aubrey: Keep your diapers on Koenma. ::Is hit by an oar:: AUUUGGHH!!!
Botan: ::Holding her oar defiantly:: You should have more respect for Koenma-sama!
Aubrey: ::Picking up her notecards, pouting:: I'm all most done-- and thank you RoseThorns and "I am Kurama."
Kurama: Wait, "I am Kurama?" Their name is "I am Kurama?"
Aubrey: ::Double Checks:: Um, yes? Why?
Kurama: How can I am Kurama be Kurama if I am Kurama?
::Long awkward silence follows as the audience tries to figure out what he just said::
Keiko: Okay, now I'm confused.
Botan: I second that!
Aubrey: You're right! One of you must be a FAKE Kurama!!
::Sound effects of glass shattering, woman screaming, record being scratched, car tires screeching, and dramatic horror music in the background::
Aubrey: ::Glances at DJ:: You overdid it a little.
Jin: Oh, sorry mate.
Kurama: Well obviously, I must be the real Kurama.
Yusuke: How can we be sure of that?
Keiko: Yeah, you were totally out of character when Aubrey-chan read the couples.
Kurama: Well that's because the pairing was totally absurd!
Kuwabara: ::Is still trying to figure out what Kurama said earlier::
Botan: I don't know... "I am Kurama" is being more specific about who they are...
Yukina: Maybe that means that "I am Kurama" is the REAL Kurama...
Koenma: So then just "Kurama" is an IMPOSTER!!
Kurama: WHAT?! Just because I don't have an "I am" in front of my name means that I'm not who I am?
Keiko: Basically.
Kuwabara: Noooooo! Not another weird phrase!
Kurama: What?? This is madness! Hiei, help me out here!
Hiei: ::Smirks:: No I'm finding the situation quite amusing.
Kurama: Nani??? ::Feeling so betrayed (in a non-gay way of course)::
Aubrey: Well, now that we've decided that Kurama is fake, we'll have to change his name!!
Kurama: My name??? You're going to change my name??
Aubrey: There we go! ::Holding sharpie::
Un-Kurama: O-om? ::Looks at name:: What th--?! UN-Kurama?!?!
Aubrey: Well, yeah, since your not Kurama anymore I had to change your name, and I was feeling uncreative so, yeah.
Un-Kurama: Everybody obviously has no sanity left!! I demand that this so called "I am Kurama" come to the stage immediately!
Aubrey: Well there you have it!! Will "I am Kurama" please step forward!
I am Kurama: ::Walks up:: Hey!
Un-Kurama: ::Glares at "I am Kurama" for stealing his name:: See? This is NOT Kurama! I am Kurama!!
Botan: I don't know...
Un-Kurama: Oh c'mon, she's a girl for pity's sake!
Yusuke: How do we know? You're pretty girly looking yourself Kura-- I mean, Un-Kurama.
Un-Kurama: Okay that was un-called for.
Yusuke: Errr, I mean, ANDROGYNOUS looking! Yes, androgynous!
Keiko: Wow, big words coming from Yusuke! To bad I didn't get that on tape!
Kuwabara: Yukina, what does "an-dro-gy-nous" mean?
Yukina: ::Sweatdrop:: Um, it means they have no specified gender.
Kuwabara: Oh... ::pause:: Oh! ::Finally gets it and begins laughing::
Un-Kurama: Well look at this person! ::Points to "I am Kurama":: Their hair doesn't flip up all weird and defy gravity!
Botan: Hey... you're right...
Koenma: Oh, okay. Well then they can't possibly be the real Kurama. "I am Kurama" is the fake then!
Un-Kurama: It's about time, sheesh.
Aubrey: Thanks for your cooperation "I am Kurama!"
I am Kurama: ::Sulks off stage:: I hardly got to talk at all...
Hiei: Well that was amusing. For a while.
Un-Kurama: Can I get my name back now?
Aubrey: No, it's more fun to watch you freak out about it.
Un-Kurama: Freak ou--?! Err... ::Takes a couple of deep breaths:: Now why would I do that? I'm going to take the situation in stride.
Aubrey: Okay you do that then.
Un-Kurama: ::Very frustrated::
Koenma: So are you going to read the results or what?
Yusuke: Yeah, I think I know who's going to win. ::Mischievous grin::
Keiko: ::Begins blushing madly as hair stands on end:: ::Slaps Yusuke:: Yusuke don't touch me there!!! ::Scowl::
Botan: Awwww, they're so cute!
Kuwabara: What about me and Yukina? Huh? Huh?
Yukina: Me and Kazuma??
Kuwabara: Hell yeah, baby!
Yukina: ::Has a shocked look on her face:: Oh okay...
Hiei: ::Twitch:: (Thinking) That bastard better not lay a finger on my sister...
Koenma: Well Aubrey?
Aubrey: Wait! The results won't be accurate unless I fix Kurama's name! ::Takes out sharpie and scribbles out the "Un-"::
-U-n--Kurama: Um, my name is still messed up.
Aubrey: ::Scribbles more::
Un-Kurama: This isn't helping.
Aubrey: No! I have it this time! ::Scribbles more::
[] - Kurama: Now I have a black box in front of my name.
Aubrey: AUGHHHHH!!! You'll never be happy will you!! Damned perfectionist!
[] - Kurama: ::Sweatdrop:: Did you just curse me?
Hiei: This is stupid. ::Walks up to Kurama and with one quick slash of his sword slices half of Kurama's name off.::
Aubrey: Thank you Hiei!! I am SOOOO glad that's over!
Kurama: ::Is examining his shirt:: Is this a tear?
Keiko: A what?
Kurama: IT IS!!! Hiei you tore my uniform!!!
Hiei: It's just a scratch.
Kurama: A scratch? You can see my white shirt underneath!! ((::Fangirlz sigh dreamily::)) I had to pay for this uniform with my own yen!
Yusuke: I can't believe all this is over Kurama's stupid pink shirt.
Botan: It's not pink.
Yusuke: Yes it is.
Botan: No it's not, my kimono's pink. Kurama's uniform isn't.
Yusuke: Okay Miss Technical, what color is it then?
Botan: Oh I don't know, purple maybe?
Keiko: It look's magenta to me.
Yukina: I think it leans more on the red side.
Kuwabara: No, it's green!
::Awkward pause::
Botan: I think someone's color blind... ::sweatdrop::
Kurama: Now I'm going to have to buy another one, or spend the evening stitching it or...
Kuwabara: Hey, Kurama is pretty girly isn't he?
Kurama: ::Glares at Kuwabara and then stomps off stage::
Aubrey: Wow, he's pissed. Hiei, this is all your fault!
Hiei: What? My fault?
Aubrey: Yeah! You're the one who cut up his uniform!
Hiei: I barely nicked him! Besides, you're the one changed his name!
Aubrey: But that was because we were having that issue with what to call him! ::Gasp:: I know, this is all "I am Kurama's" fault!!
Yusuke: Sure, blame it on you're reviewers. See if they'll ever comment again.
Aubrey: Omigosh, what have I done??? I'M SORRY "I AM KURAMA"!!! ::Throws pocky out into the audience to atone for her sins, but ends up knocking out some random guy::
Botan: This situation is getting worse and worse.
Kurama: ::Returns wearing the outfit that he wore during the arena fights:: Okay where were we?
Aubrey: Oh good! Kurama's not pissed anymore!
Koenma: So can we get on with the results all ready?
Aubrey: Results? Results of what?
::Everyone face faults::
Yusuke: The cutest couple category!!! You know, what everyone's been voting on?
Aubrey: Oh yeah! I'll do it later.
::Everyone face faults again::
Botan: Later? Why???
Aubrey: It's 11 pm and I'm sleepy. Besides, it's been 8 pages worth of writing and it's time for a commercial break!
Kuwabara: How long will that last?
Aubrey: I don't know... a couple of days maybe? ::Curls up and goes to sleep on the stage::
Aubrey is then mauled by angry readers.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry you didn't get the results you all wanted so badly! I just started typing and I got so into what I was doing that I didn't notice how many pages I'd gone through until, like, now. But I promise the results next time!!
I hope I didn't totally throw you out of character "I am Kurama." Same thing goes for you "BlackDragonGirl" and "Hiei-Rulez." Since I really don't know you I can't really write about you that well, but I saw your names and just had to have fun with them!
I hope all you readers will review, you know I like it! (And if you post something cool or interesting I might just put you in my story!) I have lots of ideas for next time so stay tuned!
