Episode Special: What the Hell...

Maxwell: Hello. I'm Maxwell DeVegga.

Tank: Hi, and I'm Tankard E. Thompson.

Maxwell: Now... You might be asking yourself. 'What the hell is this?'

Tank: And rightfully so...

Maxwell: Well, you see, the author has been hard at work...

Tank: yeah... working 'really' hard... (Rolls eyes)

Maxwell: (Glares at Tank) Anyways, the Author has been working very hard and has just finished sketch work on all of the characters.

Tank: Yep! That's right. And to announce this little event, the author has sent us to tell you!

Maxwell: Heh, and paying us a lot of money to do it too!

Tank: Yep and-

Rex: (Bursts into the room) Wait! What was that about money?!

Tank: (sigh) Rex! What are you doing here?

Rex: You guys are getting paid to do this?!

Maxwell: Well... Yes. We are.

Rex: No fair!

Tank: (sigh) Look Rex, you had your chance to do the announcement special but you said you were too busy (Doing God knows what...).

Rex: Yeah, but that was before I knew you guys were being paid to do this!

Tank: (sigh)

Maxwell: Um... Anyways, the Author wanted us to tell you that he now has sketched out pictures of all the characters from this fic and if you would like to see them, then just say so in a review and make sure to leave your e-mail address so he can send you the pictures.

Tank: Yeah, there are two pictures, one for the Vampires and one for us Werewolves.

Maxwell: You mean 'Lycan'.

Tank: Noooo... I mean Werewolves!

Maxwell: Lycan!

Tank: Werewolves!

Maxwell: LYCAN!!

Tank: WEREWOLVES you skinny, panty wearing loser!

Maxwell: What?!

Tank: ... Oops, sorry, I usually end up arguing with Sam.

Maxwell: 'Samuel'

Tank: 'Sam'

Maxwell: I'm not going to get into this with you.

Rex: Whatever you two. Look, here's the deal. If you'd like to see pictures of what the characters look like just SAY SO IN A REVIEW AND LEAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS.

Tank: Right, the files aren't that big. The largest is on 69K.

Maxwell: Right, and thank you all for reading Underworld: Battle for Crow Canyon Dr. Hope you stay tuned for our next episode.

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Rex: ... So... Do I get paid for being in the special?

Tank and Maxwell: ...

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Special thanks to:

Alma 1: Thanks Cutey Soul, I thought you'd love the Vampires.

Paper Wound: 'Legend' Ah! Now you've gone and made me blush!

RedLady: You leave the best reviews!

Eight: Thanks for your continued reviews!

Dark and Prone to violence: Thanks to the highest Degree! Wh00t!

Syndic-Machiavelli: Thanks; I've always been a big fan of bushes.

Kijarat: Heh, Tank is one of my favorite characters too.

Lady Lilrin: Thanks for the big bag of randomly selected candy breands and flavors! Delicious!

Pheonix Eternia: I love you too... Uh, in a platonic, you stay on your side of the computer and I'll stay on mine kind of way... heh... Hope your roommate is having insomnia now!