Sigfrid: I decided to make a Big Brother, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Carcaptors crossover. I dunno why I had the urge.

Nebaru: Be careful that it won't be dialogue.

Sigfrid: As you may know my account got frozen for 5-7 days so I was sulking. Now I'm not! I'm happy!

Shellshocker: I'll do the disclaimer like always. Sigfrid doesn't own anything or anyone except Nebaru, Jasmine, and Suguroto. I am a Blastoise so I'm owned by Satoshi Tajiri. Or however you spell it.

Charectors: Male

Yugi Mutou

Yami something or other

Joey Wheeler

Inuyasha something or other

Lee something or other (I forgot his last name)

Suguroto Mutou (It rhymes)

Nebaru something or other

Tory Avalon

Sigfrid Hirami (I made up my own last name... SO SUE ME!)

Charectors: Female

Tea Gardner

Jasmine Boychuk

Sakura Avalon

Kagome Higirashi

Sigfrid: There are the characters in the story. Perhaps a twist will bring in new people.

Shellshocker: I'm the host!

Chapter 1: Madness!

It is day 1 in the Big Brother House and everyone seems to by fighting. Let's listen in.

"-BLEEP- you –BLEEPER- I get this room," Inuyasha shouted at Tory. "I get this –BLEEPING- room!"

"Inuyasha there are kids here," Tory shouted. "Besides, I get this room!"

"Listen up," Suguroto shouted. "I'm the oldest by far, so I choose who gets what room!"

"Now, now," Sigfird said. "I HAVE AUTHOR POWERS! 'thunder/lightning' I WILL MAKE IT SO INUYASHA CAN'T SAY HIS FAVORITE WORD!"

"Crout," Inuyasha said. "The hell? CROUT?!"

"What is he trying to say," Yugi asked.

"He is trying to say crout," Sigfrid answered. "My spell backfired. Now noone can say crout."

"DUDE," Jasmine shouted from the kitchen. "Look at all the food!"

"Dude is right," Joey shouted. "LOOK AT ALL DA FOOD!"

"Are you honestly just going to eat during your stay," Yami asked. "It's sickening! How can a mere mortal eat all that?!"

"I ain't a mere mortal," Jasmine said. "Joey is a Snorlax and I'm half demon."

"Dat's right," Joey agreed. "What's a Snorelax?"

"It's a pokemon who eats non-stop," Jasmine replied.

Everyone else walked into the kitchen.

"Yugi, are they always like this," Suguroto asked his much smaller son.

"Whenever both Joey and Jasmine are at my house for a few hours all the food in the fridge is gone," Yugi replied. "I doubt this will even last a day."

"Hey, Yug," Joey said. "Check out da steak! It's as big as yer head!"

"Nice," Jasmine said drooling over the T-Bone steak. "I wanna have some of that!"

"Dat is my steak," Joey shouted. "YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! Unless ya wanna fight over it!"

"BRING IT ON," Jasmine said in Joe's voice. (you know him from Family Guy)

"Will they ever stop fighting over a slab of beef," Lee asked Yugi.

"They will in a bit," Yugi replied. "They usually forget why they were fighting in the first place."

Joey and Jasmine fought for a few hours then surely enough they forgot what it was about.

"Why were we fighting," Joey asked.

"I dunno," Jasmine answered then saw the steak. "MY STEAK! MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"CROUT," Suguroto shouted. "She spotted me!"

"THAT'S MINE," Jasmine shouted.

"Should I mind crush her," Yami asked.

"Not yet," Yugi answered.

"THAT'S ENOUGH," Sigfrid shouted. "Time to put an end to this."

Shellshocker: End of day one.

Nebaru: There is no cliffie.

Sigfrid: Nope, no cliffie.

Shellshovker: Please review.