Sigfrid: To answer your question MetalGodzillamon I had an Aero Bar and two packs of Juicy Bugs. Mmmmm.
Nebaru: So he was on a sugar high.
Shellshocker: Sigfrid owns nothing just like his dog, Booby. Or as his mom calls her Piggy.
Sigfrid: Booby once had a stick up her nose. It was funny!
Chapter 2: Sugary Goodness!
Welcome to day two in the Big Brother house. We join the contestants outside in the backyard waiting for the HOH competition.
"HOLY CROUT," Inuyasha shouted. "What the hell is that?!"
"It seems to be a spoon," Yami answered. "Make that 7 giant spoons."
"Why are we still saying crap," Lee asked.
"LEE SWORE," Sakura shouted. "HOW COULD YOU?!"
"I guess we can say crap but not crout," Sigfrid answered. "CROUT!"
"I can't believe we can't say crout," Nebaru said. "Hmmm... CRAP! AHA!"
"I guess we have to say crout to say crap," Suguroto said.
"Time for the first HOH contest," Shellshocker said. 'I wonder... CROUT! Nope'
"What do we have to do," Yami asked.
"You each split into teams of two," Shellshocker said. "Then you must fill each spoon with sugar intill I say you can stop."
"What will stop Sigfrid from cheating with author powers," Jasmine asked.
"He won't cheat," Nebaru said. 'I may cheat though.'
"On three," Shellshocker said. "One... Two... THREETH!" 'Who fell for it?' Shellshocker then looked around and saw noone start.
"We have to pick teams," Yugi said. 'Baka'
'I heard that Yugi,' Yami said with mind link. (OoooooooooooooooooAaaaahhhhOoooooo. LOL!)
Teams:
Yugi/Yami
Tea/Sakura
Lee/Tory
Inuyasha/Suguroto
Jasmine/Joey
Sigfrid/Nebaru
A Drunk/Kagome (I don't hate Kagome there are only 13 people and it's funny. Kagome: No it's not!)
"THREE," Shellshocker shouted. "You can start now."
With that everyone what the?! Arrrg! Nebaru ran to the sugar and poured it all in thus winning the competition. I win! MWAHAHAHAHA! I rock! (Hey baka, we have to fight over the victory. Besides, I have author power!)
Now that Nebaru is hidden in the clo... erm bag of sugar I'll write what really happened. Everyone ran to the bags of sugar. Yugi and Yami got to theirs first.
"Come on Yami," Yugi shouted. "Pull harder!"
"I AM," Yami shouted. "IF ONLY YOU HAD SOME UPPER BODY STRENGTH!" 'BAKA!'
"I HEARD THAT," Yugi shouted while hitting Yami as hard as he could.
Yami and Yugi broke out into a fistfight. While they were fighting Inuyasha and Suguroto got to their bag.
"Inuyasha I need you to," Suguroto started but was inturupted.
"IRON REVER SOUL STEALER," Inuyasha shouted while he cut the bag into hundreds of pieces.
"Lift the... what the," Suguroto shouted.
"I feel all funny inside," Inuyasha said in a daze. "I feel like I can fly to the big bright thing in the sky."
"CROUT," Suguroto shouted. "He's on a sugar high!"
I think I'll skip the rest of the sugar bag portion. Jasmine and Joey filled the spoon with sugar first.
"Now we have to decide the HOH," Shellshocker said. "WITH TRIVIA! Who wants to go first?"
"I DO," Joey shouted.
"Joey, what is the name of Yugi's mother," Shellshocker asked like the lady from Weakest link.
"It's Florida," Joey answered.
"Since you're wrong Jasmine wins," Shellshocker said happily.
"Do you even know mom's name," Yugi asked.
"It's Arigale (I couldn't think of a name) Mutou," Shellshocker replied.
"He's right," Suguroto said astounded. "How did you know?"
"Con... tion... b... bye," Shellshocker said then closed the transmission thingy. "That was close."
BACK IN THE KITCHEN...
"I can flyyyyyyy like an eagle," sang Inuyasha. "Souring to the sun. Aaaannnnndddd burning tooooo aaaaaaa crisp! Flalalalalalalalala!"
"I want to stab him soo badly," Neberu said while grabing a butcher knife.
"I will save us," shouted Sigfrid. "I will make him be on a sugar high!"
Sigfrid then poured sugar down Nebaru's throught.
"I feel like... FUN," Nebaru shouted. "SUGAR! NEED SUGAR!"
"MY SUGAR," Yami shouted. "IT'S MINE I TELL YA! MINE!"
"Oh no," Yugi said. "YAMI FOUND A BAG OF SUGAR!"
"Were doomed," Jasmine shouted. "DOOMED!"
During their sugar high Yami, Inuyasha, and Nebaru dyed eachothers hair green. After 5 hours the sugar high was over.
"My head," Yami moaned. "MY HAIR!!! IT'S GREEN LIKE SNOT!!!"
"Crout," Inuyasha shouted. "MY HAIR IS NOLONGER A PRETTY SILVER!"
"I LOVED MY BLOOD RED HAIR LIKE A SON," Nebaru shouted. NOW IT'S SNOT GREEN!"
"Freaky," Jasmine said. "It's 12:00 already! Time for bed!"
They all went to sleep after laughing at the Yamis and Inuyasha. Unknown to them someone was watching. It was...
Sigfrid: CLIFFIE! YAY!
Nebaru: You dyed my hair green!
Sigfrid: I didn't Shellshocker did.
Nebaru: I'll kill you!
Shellshocker: 'runs away from Nebaru's butcher knife'
Sigfrid: Please review. Something good may happen.
