New DADA Teacher may be Witch

New teacher does suspicious things in spare time.

By Oliver Troubles

THIRD FLOOR- There has been something suspicious about all of our Defense Against the Dark Arts Professors, so all students have been on edge, waiting for the other shoe to drop with the seemingly ordinary Professor Dravers. Fresh in out minds are our past teachers- one was a Dark Lord supporter, and had said Dark Lord living on him like the parasitic creature the Dark Lord is. One, a ninny who knew nothing about DADA. The next was a werewolf, whom there was nothing wrong with except on a full moon. Another was a Dark Lord supporter, who manipulated a certain classmate (Potter) to bring Him back and kill Potter. The most recent being an obsessive Fudge supporter who tried to brainwash the school and discredit earlier said classmate. We really should know better by now and just hate everyone who has a problem with Potter. Or who is overly obsessive with him.

Finally, this reporter thinks he may have found Professor Draver's dark secret that makes her like all the other DADA professors we've had. I have reason to believe that she's a witch!

I know, it seems impossible, but it is true! Magic exists in Professor Draver's hands.

First, she carries a stick around with her everywhere. I believe it's called a wand. This stick is what allows her to cast evil spells like Wingardium Leviosa.

Second, she has been seen at the edges of the Forbidden Forest, gathering plants and herbs. A few times, she's grabbed animals. These plants she probably uses in a liquid mixture known as a potion. The animals she brings to class, declaring them to be "animals we must be wary of. These animals can suck your magic away from you."

I believe she's enchanting these animals with her evil powers, and using them to suck out our life energy! Everyone knows we have no magic! Soon, she'll have enough of our lives to continue with her evil plan!

I'm not quite sure what that is yet... I'll get back to you on that.

Potter, I'm imploring you, do what you have done to most of our other teachers! Work your charms, and rid us of this evil creature! Do what you must, I'm behind you! See? Here I am, right behind you, one thousand yard or so...