I wrote this to pass the time. Have fun! Please review!

Leon walked over to Count D's Pet Shop in Chinatown, hoping to catch him in some illegal act or another, as usual. He stopped out side the door, hearing voices.

"Ow! Quit it! That's my hair!"

"Leggo, it's my tail after all!"

"Look out for that vase!"

"Tag, you're it!"

"Um, are spoons suppose to bend like that?"

"There is no spoon"

"Ok, fine keep it! Go curl up in a corner and rot for all I care!"

CRASH!

"Ah! The vase! D's gonna have your head on a silver platter!"

"Speaking of silver platters, I think you're sitting on one..."

"You should really stop watching tv."

"Shit! D's coming! Everybody h-"

Leon, thinking it was a group of burglars (or smugglers heh heh), burst into the room, gun drawn.

"Ok every body freez- holy shit is this a joke?"

He looked around and saw a bunch of oddly dressed people with an assortment of pointy ears, tails and whiskers D stands in background looking furious.

"Is this some whacked up dress up party? No offense D but aren't these guys a bit too old for dress-up?" Leon said tucking away his gun.

"Y-you can SEE them?" D stuttered mortified.

"What of it? Or..." Leon got that look in his eye "...maybe these guys are a bunch of smugglers and they're importing narcotics!" sweat drops all around "Ha! I got you now D! I'm locking you and your friends away and throw away the key! HA HA HA!"

(sweat drops)

Suddenly Totetsu emerged from the door behind Leon, realizing his hated enemy was there he promptly dropped on all fours and sank his fangs into Leon's butt.

"AAAAH!" Leon exclaimed, "GET THIS FRIGGIN' PINK HAIRED PERVERT OFFA MY ASS!!!!" And thus he promptly began to run in crazed circles, attempting to dislodge Totetsu (which he can see in his true, human-like form by the way).

Count D watched Leon run around the room and wondered how long it would take for Leon to figure out that all the 'people' he was seeing were really pets... hmmm...

some of the pets were females in rather skimpy clothes and leon may notice and...

"OH GODS NO!!! EVERYONE! GO TO THE BACK ROOM!!!! that includes you Totetsu." all of the pets fled.

"Who the hell was that guy?!" Leon said, rubbing his aching butt. "Hey D! Where'd all the animals go? this place is usually swarming with 'em..."

D continued to wonder when leon was going to catch on. "I think I will make us some tea!" D edged to the backroom and locked it closed. He still vividly remembered the incident with the matchmaking and the flower (shudder)

He hurriedly prepared some tea.

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K. squirrel: That was a silly little thing I wrote a long long time ago when I first entered fan fic. I got writer's block half way through. I've stumbled across it again so I decided to post it as one of those one-chapter short stories. BUT! I will write a sequel if you request in your review AND give me an idea for how to continue it. No ideas, no workee. Most PSOH fics I read is (pardon my French) utter crap. So is this. So that's ok.

C. Squirrel: It's not that bad though it could be better... (this is K. squirrel's fic, written under HER bad language... NOT MINE! I DENY ALL RIGHTS TO THE CURSE WORDS IN THIS FICCY!!! Oo)

K. Squirrel: ...calm down... (fan fan)

Totetsu: I resent being called a pervert!

C. squirrel: Awwww! you're soooooo kawaii! (glomps Totetsu)

Totetsu: AAAH! GET 'ER OFFA ME!!!

Leon: Ha ha, serves you right! Don't bite me so hard next time... (rubs sore bottom)

K. Squirrel: We would PREFER if you reviewed please. I find it rude when people read something then don't review... like myself...

C. Squirrel: Do as you will. This fic is sort of a flam anyway.

K. Squirrel: Thankee for reading this far! Please review! (btw, I've changed the title of my other ficcy and is working on revising it & making it better... please review!)