Black Pearls on a Circus clown.

Dis claimer: I do not own degrassi the next generation

A/n: I'll take request!

Chapter 6: Getting along in tune of a song.

"J.t you like broke the law." Ellie said.

"So? Who hasn't?" J.t said.

"A lot of people." Ellie nodded.

"It was a victimless break of law." J.t smiled.

"What ever." Ellie mumbled.

"Who ever does come to get us out of here.... might wonder what we did. What should we tell them?" J.t asked.

"We should tell them that you were really annoying, and you're obsessed with yourself, also you think you're hot stuff, which I have recently proved to you, you are not hot stuff." Ellie said in a solemn tone.

"You're not that great either, you're so boring and so glum that you can't even laugh at a simple joke." J.t pouted.

"Maybe if the joke was funny. I might have considered a grin or smile, but your jokes aren't funny and last time I checked a joke wasn't a joke unless it's funny." Ellie groaned.

"You're so critical and cynical it makes me sick that people like you walk on this earth." J.t snickered.

"Yeah well you're not the only one." Ellie said.

"Wait you're not going to dignify me with a come back?" J.t asked shocked.

"No." Ellie muttered and kicked her feet back and fourth.

"For a second I was shocked but then I remembered I'm J.t Yorke. No one can out wit me." J.t smiled proudly.

"You just keep telling yourself that and one day you'll get bitch slapped, and none of your friends are going to do a thing to stop it." Ellie sighed.

"Ok let's stop arguing and talk about something." J.t said.

"Like what..." Ellie pondered on.

"Funyons they're onions, and chips in one." J.t nodded.

"Yes the marvels of onion flavored corn chips, pick something else." Ellie ordered.

"Cosmo Kramer?" J.t asked. Ellie gave him that subtle look like 'you know what I meant'

"Ok ok, American Presidents can you name them-." Ellie, who started naming presidents in one breath, interrupted J.t.

"Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter Jr., Regan, Bush, Clinton, Bush. Don't ask old school history assignment. Easy." Ellie said.

J.t just stared in awe. "Uh guess we can't play the naming game." J.t laughed at his joke.

"Guess not." Ellie said.

"God why are so yuck?" J.t asked.

"So yuck?" Ellie rolled her eyes, and then she sucked in her cheeks and made a sick face.

"What what's the matter?" J.t asked.

"Uhem nothing." Ellie said and got really quiet.

"What do you have your period or something?" J.t laughed.

Ellie just sort of glared and tired not to say anything.

"You do?" J.t laughed.

"I didn't say I did, and I can't believe you would ask something like that."

"But you didn't say you didn't." J.t said. "Personally I think that's sick." J.t said "But hey you have bleeding and we have boners." J.t smiled.

"Shut up." Ellie ordered.

"No but if you like did have it...it would explain a lot." J.t said.

"Stop talking." Ellie ordered.

"Ok fine what ever." J.t said.

"Time?" Ellie asked.

"I don't know you figure it out yourself." J.t sighed and rolled his eyes.

Ellie stood up and walked over to him and grabbed his wrist.

"Hey you're getting friendly are you?" J.t smiled. J.t took his other arm and took off his watch and threw it against the wall. It broke.

"...You idiot!" Ellie said angrily.

"Uh oh... uhm...my parents are going to kill me..." J.t said he started biting his nail.

"You're the one who threw it." Ellie said.

"Uh yeah because I thought you were going to gnaw my head off." J.t growled.

"What did you think was going to happen?" Ellie asked she gave a little glare and look of curiosity struck her face.

"That you'd get it. You know like a dog. Woof woof." J.t said.

"Well incase you didn't notice...I'm not a Dog." Ellie said she slumped way down against the wall.

"You bark orders like a dog, you growl like a dog, and better yet you look like a dog, no wait like a muskrat." J.t said a bright sarcastic smirk came to his face.

"You're just full of complements aren't you." Ellie said sweetly. She even smiled a bit.

"What the hell was that?" J.t asked.

"I'm way to mature to out wit a 9th grader, or should I say NINER." Ellie said.

"That's getting old." J.t said.

"Yeah well...I'm not caring." Ellie sighed.

"You're never going to be considered cool, fun or funny if you can't insult me back. Stand up for yourself." J.t ordered.

"I don't have to, I don't want to be "cool" J.t not everyone insults people just because they're insulted, it doesn't work like that. Why would I stand up for myself when you taunt with such childish insults?" Ellie asked.

"It doesn't matter. See it's ok to laugh when people fall, and make fun of the causal nerd. It's called school. It's called life." J.t said confidently.

"J.T it's not ok, it's not ok to hurt people's self esteem. Not now not ever, you're not a little boy... so stop acting like one." Ellie said back.

"So if I could say the worst most worst thing imaginable to you. And you could nod your head and say 'that's nice', because you're to 'mature' to actually defend yourself." J.t said.

"It's not like you're going to hurt me...it's not like I don't defend myself. Just not when I don't have to." Ellie sighed.

"Not when you don't have too? There are to many negatives in that sentence." J.t corrected.

"Looks like some one paid attention in English today." Ellie rolled her eyes.

"I don't have English, I have literacy." J.t corrected. Ellie just rolled her eyes.

"Huh?" Ellie said.

"What." J.t asked.

"A tennis ball?" Ellie said... she picked up the neon green tennis ball it was lined with a neon white stripe at the top and one that circled the bottom. She made it circle around in her hand.

"What...what's so weird about it?" J.t asked.

"I could kill you with it." Ellie said she smirked a little J.t's face went ghost white, and almost was shaking.

"J.t I'm kidding." Ellie laughed.

"I know..." J.t straightened out and made a relief look come across his face.

Ellie threw it to him. "Catch." She said. J.t didn't catch he ducked. It hit a box located behind J.t. the tennis ball bounced back and rolled under a vent.

"Nice...catch..." Ellie said.

"Sorry balls flying at me scare me." J.t said.

"It might get dark soon..." J.t said.

"Then the ghost will come out for you!!" Ellie said in a fake spooky voice.

"I don't like scary stories." J.t said.

"I love them. Blood, death, envy, mystery!" Ellie exclaimed.

J.t shivered. "Nightmares, goose bumps." J.t added.

"I know those are the best part!" Ellie smiled happily.

"Do you...you don't plain on...like telling a scary story...right... I mean if.... we're we're stuck he-r...here....in Degrassi all night." J.t said he was shaking.

Ellie stopped. "We can't be stuck in this closet all night...." Ellie said.

"We might have to huddle together to keep warm." J.t said.

"J.t it's June. It's hot." Ellie reminded.

"Oh yeah June...hah..." J.t sighed.