Name: Professor Adam Balm
Age: 48
Sex: Male oriented
Offspring: I'm not going there... still stuck in a lawsuit.
Place of origin: Well, there's this swamp, you see...
Greatest Love: "You're a pretty pillow, aren't you! You're just too cute!"
Hair Color: Purple
Eye Color: Purple
Favorite Color: Not purple
Fav. Food: Purple people. (They annoy me...)
Fav. Book: "It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
Fav. Movie: "He started it!" "I don't care who started it, I'm gonna finish it!"
Fav. Song: "Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory, when single frames from one magic night forever flicker in close-up on the 3D Imax of my mind?"
Hobbies: Reading, and annoying teachers.
Worst Subject: Astronomy.
Best Subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Fav. Subject: Transfiguration
One Wish: That school would be more fun. I WANT A PERMANENT WEEKEND!!!
Quote: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, revenge is too."
