Chapter two!

Okay!

Chapter TWO!

Oh yeah, btw, somebody commented on how everybody has a thong on, well, not everybody necessarily has a thong on, some could have run to their dorms and grabbed one. But the story isn't supposed to necessarily make sense ;) Humor stories are usually convenient and stupid…like for instance, this chapter, which I'm sure you will find very convenient, but, hey, whatever.

When Rinoa walked into the cafeteria, everything went silent. She was completely powerful. You could see waves of power pulsing off of her. As she walked through, everybody backed away from her. She looked like a dark angel. Her eyes looked red, and her hair was in flames, the fire licking her cheeks and moving around her head delicately. Anybody who touched her got thrown backwards. When she saw Selphie on the table, she picked her up with her mind and threw her into a wall. Selphie yelped out in pain and people immediately went over to help her. So that's the kind of stuff a sorceress does, interesting. Uh-oh, I think she heard me…RUN!

Quistis quickly shut off the music and nonchalantly sat in a nearby chair.

Rinoa walked closer to Squall and immediately made all the thongs surrounding him vanish. She grabbed his chin, and dug her fingernails into his skin. Blood trickled out from under her fingers. Squall shut his eyes tightly holding back a whimper of pain.

Selphie got up again and saw Squall was in serious pain. She ran up to Rinoa and tried to pull her hair but her hand was singed. 

Everybody crowded around to see what was going on.

"Squall, what is this?" Rinoa waited for an answer.

"Ri…Rinoa," Selphie tried to say clearly put she was in serious pain. "Its not his fault. We kind-of dared him to get a thong from every girl, and I let it get out of hand. He objected it but we had consequences if he didn't do it." She looked down innocently.

"Squall…is this true?"

"Y...Yes."

"Lets go have a talk." Rinoa took hold of Squalls hand. Everybody backed away from them.

They walked to her dorm and Squall sat on her bed.

"Squall…I am in…shock!" Rinoa began "I don't know what to do, or say. Every girl in Balamb Garden…took off their thongs and threw them to you. My boyfriend: Squall Leonheart: Was covered in thongs…from hundreds of teenage girls. Should I just give you one of mine!?" Rinoa started washing the blood off of her hands.

Irvine poked his head in.

"Hey…psst…Squall, get a whole set…bra and thong!" He noticed Rinoa looking at him, so he left.

"Well, yeah," Squall replied to her.

"Hmm, okay." She opened her drawer and threw him a thrilly blue thong. "Oh, and here, I want you to also have this." She threw him a matching blue bra.

Squall smiled, and nobody saw him again that night.

When Squall woke up, he saw Rinoa's sleeping head on his arm. Her eyes popped opened and she quickly sat up and darted her head around.

"DAMMIT!" she screamed

"What?!" Squall sat up again.

Rinoa pointed over to a dresser at the end of the bed, and there was empty beer bottles covering it, and some on the floor.

"I don't remember any of this," she cried frantically. Squall sat up partly happy, and partly not at the sight that Rinoa wasn't too thrilled.

He got up and walked over to see how many bottles there were, and he heard Rinoa giggling. He looked down at his crotch to see he himself was wearing nothing but a blue thong that went way up his ass. He also had the matching blue bra Rinoa had given him on.

"Ugh…owww…. these things hurt!" He felt the blush rising to his cheeks. He took it off, along with the bra, grabbed his clothes and left Rinoa sitting there

He walked into the cafeteria, thong and bra in his hand, spotted his friends and walked over to them. He held up the blue thong and bra.

"I got them." He said proudly. His friends looked over to see Squall standing there, naked, with all of his clothes in one hand, and the bra and thong in the other.

"Oh my GOD! He's NAKED!" one girl shrieked

"Squ…Squa…Squall…which one were you planning on wearing, the lovely Victories Secret set, or your oh-so-boring Squall clothes?" Selphie asked innocently, then started cracking up with laughter, and all of his other friends joined.

Quistis sat there in shock.

Squall was paralyzed. He wanted to run, wanted to throw up, but couldn't move. He sunk down onto the ground, and didn't know how many people were staring at his ass, or how long they were staring.

Squall could have sworn he fell asleep on the floor, but it was only two seconds later when he felt a foot kicking him.

"Get up…GET UP SQUALL!" Quistis said through clenched teeth. "I don't really care how bad your hangover is! Just get up, nobody is watch-"

"Okay! Shut the hell up already!" Squall interrupted. Quistis looked at him frigidly and just walked away without any care anymore. Squall's clothes covered his waist down so he wasn't exposed. He looked around for a place to change, and then realized the cafeteria's doors were closed, so he quickly got dressed right there.

He looked around and the cafeteria was clean again. No more thongs or water puddles.

Squalls head pounded, he felt like shit. He felt like he was going to throw up.

He walked out of the cafeteria and went to his dorm, then puked his brains out. Then, he slept the rest of the day.

At about 7 o' clock he woke up and showered, getting all the mess off of him. He turned his computer on (Yeah, so he has a computer now). The words "Squall" appeared. He looked around and made sure he wasn't getting tricked.

"The Matrix is here for you, Squall," it typed out slowly

"Wh…what the hell?" He tried to hit the off button.

"Follow the white rabbit."  The words appeared.

"…." He stared in wonder.

"Knock knock, Squall."

"HUH!?" He sat up on his bed quickly. It was just a weird dream. He dreamt he was Neo from The Matrix or something. He definitely watched that movie too much…

Out of nowhere he heard a knock on the door.

Selphie entered Squall's room in her usual yellow summer dress and tan boots.

"We are all going to the Quad. We have a plan of some-sort. Come on. Rinoa has as bad of a hangover as you, and she's coming…don't want her thinking you're a wimp eh? Come one." Selphie motioned him out of the door. Squall focused on her shoulder and could have sworn he saw a white rabbit looking back at him, but he was wrong.

Squall followed Selphie to the Quad, and they met up with all of the friends. Rinoa sat on a bench rubbing her temples and looked miserable.

"Okay! I thought it would be fun to do something new! Bum bum bum… WICCA!" Selphie jumped up and down and told the group all about Wicca.

"Some of you might not know I practice Wicca…but it really isn't that big of a deal. It's almost just a normal religion. Now, listen up."

She took a piece of chalk out from the bag that she brought. She drew a circle on the pavement, with one opened side.

They all stepped into the circle's opened side, and then Selphie closed the circle.

"With this salt, I purify this circle," she began and sprinkled salt around the circle.  She placed a small bowl on the circle.

"Placing this bowl here signifies one of the four elements: Earth. It is feminine and nourishing."

She then got a stick of incense. "This incense symbolizes air, another of the four elements. Air is for the mind, the intellect, communication."

She set up a cream colored candle and lit it. "Fire, the third element. Fire is for transformation, success, and passion. A strong element."

She put a brass bowl filled with water on the circle. "Water is the last of the four elements. It is for emotion, love, healing, and beauty. Each element corresponds to astrological signs, but I wont get into that. Now, join hands"

They all joined hands.

"Close your eyes, focus, every worry fades, no past, future, no Zell picking at his underwear. Only now, us. We are doing a purifying and focusing ritual." They moved slowly in a clockwise direction

"Water clean us,

Air purify us,

Fire make us whole and pure,

Earth, center us," Selphie said and they all repeated.

Seifer looked annoyed, Rinoa was concentrating, Squall didn't seem to know what was going on, Zell was trying to look cool, Quistis looked self-conscious, Irvine was staring at Selphie, and Selphie looked relaxed like they were supposed to be.

"Blessed be mother of all things

The Goddess of life

Thanks be for all we have

Thanks for our new lives

Blessed be."

Everybody now looked more comfortable, calm. Selphie smiled proudly knowing her first circle had worked in helping them.

"Selphie, what the hell was that all about?" Seifer asked annoyed. 

"That was hot," Irvine stated

"I liked it," Rinoa added

"I'm hungry," Zell rubbed his stomach.

"….." And I'm sure we all know whom that came from.

End of Chapter 2!

YAY! My second chapter finished. I hope you all liked it! As you can see, all of the characters were doing Wicca. Sorry if it weirded anybody out, but I thought it was a fun touch! Next chapter is coming soon! Please REVIEW!