(Professor Snape has decided that since Amos commented on his answers, he can comment on his. We didn't argue. It's Professor Snape, people! Would you?) formatting: Professor Snape's comments
Name: Amos Quito. Humor exists amongst the masses. Be still my heart.
Age: 27... Thousand. ::Pokes with a stick and watches Amos turn to dust.:: That was the most fun I've had in years.
Sex: Yes please. With HIM... drools Somehow, I don't think this is what they meant...
Offspring: Can you imagine more of ME running around? It's a little difficult too when we DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Place of Origin: The lost city of Atlantis... yes, that's it. Really. Too bad you didn't drown with it.
Greatest Love: Do I even have to answer? HIM... That's the second time you've mentioned this man... Or do you mean the Swedish Rock Group?
Hair Color: Blond, platinum. You can see me in the dark... ::closes eyes::
Eye Color: Blue. (I'm just an airhead... tee hee!) Merlin save me! ::turns on fan and watches Amos float away::
Fav. Color: Would you kill me if I said black? HE wears it all the time... sigh I find I am growing curious about this man you are... obsessing over. I want to give him a nice hotline number where he can run away to.
Fav. Food: Chocolate. That counts, right? Counts calories? Yes. Fat? Yes. As real food? Entirely debatable.
Fav. Book: "This was because reason was out to lunch." Question: Why did all of you choose the same book? Hitchhiker is funny, but... Don't you read anything else?... Sorry, forgot who I was talking to... That's a no.
Fav. Movie: "Sex is a joke in Heaven?" "The way I understand it, it's pretty much a joke down here too." (And did anyone else notice that Alan Rickman is a muggle version of Professor Snape? Though Alan is much cuter.) He is not a version of me, and I am so much cuter... I can't believe I just said that.
Fav. Song: "She called out a warning, warning 'Don't ever let life pass you by.'" Is this a hint, Mr. Quito?
Hobbies: Staring at Him... Oh. You mean real hobbies. I don't have any. ... You don't want to know what I'm thinking, and for once in my life I'll be nice and not say it. Mark it on your calendar. It won't happen again.
Worst Subject: History of Magic. Stop falling asleep and it's not so bad... Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. Drop it and run for your life.
Best Subject: Defense Against the Dark Arts. Really? ::sneaks a look at other Professor's grade book.:: huh...
Fav. Subject: Potions. sigh because he is in that class. I'm beginning to have an idea, and it's scaring me. If you need me, I'll be hiding under my bed. NO! Don't come after me! ::Beats Amos away with a stick. A sharp one.::
One wish: That people would just lighten up and SMILE! It won't kill you, for Merlin's sake. (Listen up Professor Snape; this is a plea to you!) ::A small corner of his mouth twitches, his face cracks and he falls over dead.:: Shows what you know.
Quote: "Sex without the spanking, will someone explain that to me? That's like... coffee without the caffeine." I'm not going to say anything... must... resist... Argh... Would it be worse or better than sex without the handcuffs? curls up in a corner and waits for death.
