Alrighty! …I have been so busy! K, here is Chapter 3


Rinoa grabbed Zell's wrist, and read his watch.

"Its 1:30 am. Do you wanna go to the Secret Area?" Rinoa asked them all.

They all shrugged.

When they got there, they just sat down in a circle.

"Heeey, do you wanna do a Séance?" Selphie suggested

"Hm, sounds good," Irvine replied. They all seemed up for it.

"Okay…I tried one of these with my friends at Trabia Garden once, but a few of them were high, and the others were just extremely drunk. I was sober though! So don't worry…I so don't do drugs! Anyway, and the other one I tried when I was little, we all got scared, blah blah blah. So this is basically my first actual Séance! So I'm not clear on what to do, but I'm sure one of you has done this before…"

"I saw this in a movie once," Zell proudly stated

"Eh, the chicken wuss has never done a Séance before, what a surprise." Seifer rolled his eyes.

"SHUT-UP! DAMN ASSHOLE! Now, as I was saying, you make sure you are in a silent place, where the spirits can hear you."

Squall rolled his eyes. This was so stupid.

"You can get a big pillar or something and set it in the middle of your circle. If the spirit wishes to come in contact with you, it can move the pillar." He grabbed a 3-foot pole that was able to stand up, and set it in the middle. "One person can keep an eye on this, and another person…" He looked in a pile of junk, and pulled out a few pieces of paper, and took a pen out of his pocket (How CONVENIANT!). "And another person is in charge of this." Seifer yanked the paper and pen from Zell's grasp.

"Oh yeah! I saw this movie! Are you thinking of "The Changeling" and "The Others?" Selphie bounced up and down.

"Yeah! I love those movies!" Zell stated.

"I'm gonna take over from here…cause I saw the movies too! Okay, now, the person with the paper closes their eyes, and if the spirit wishes to, it can use Seifer's hand to write down its thoughts!"

"Like Joseph Carmichael!" Zell said excitedly.

"Zell, lets not get into that. Now, lets start, you all know what your doing? Okay, I will keep on eye on the pillar, Seifer is in charge of the paper, and the rest of you, just close your eyes and concentrate." She looked around.

Selphie cleared her throught self-consciously. "Spirits come to us. Any spirit who needs to communication, any spirit who needs help, we can help you," Selphie giggled at her own words.

Seifer had his eyes closed and started twitching his hand all over the paper. When it was full of scribbles, Irvine gave him a new piece of paper.

His hand was now twitching violently, and he started writing something very slowly.

"SPIRITS! Are you in need of help? Are you STUCK?!" Selphie said louder moving her body in circles.

Seifer's hand started to form a T…and then slowly an H, then O, N, G. Nobody could make out what he was writing, until he started writing it all over the paper. It was getting covered in the word THONG. Seifer acted like he was possessed.

"WHA?!" Selphie grabbed the paper from Seifer. "Squ…Squall, the spirit is trying to communicate with you…" Selphie handed him the paper on the verge of laughter. Squall took the paper, and stared at it.

THONG

Thong

ThONG

thong

THONG

thonG

thoNG

thONG

tHONG

THONG

Seifer cracked up with laughter, along with Irvine and Selphie. Rinoa and Quistis looked partly amused, but Squalls blood boiled. He wanted to pommel Seifer.

"Damn piece of shit," Zell cursed at him under his breath.

Seifer looked at Zell viciously

At the sight of Squalls embarrassment they all laughed.

"Okay, okay, it seems to me we are all too wound up to do a séance." Selphie laughed some more. "Lets just go back to our dorms and get some rest. I have something else planned for tomorrow, and we all want to be ready for it!"

"Whatever," Squall mumbled furiously and left them all sitting there. He headed back for his dorm. He NEVER wanted to hear or see the word thong again.

When he got to his dorm, there was a note tacked to his door.

It said:

Dear Squall,

I finally succeeded in my mission of getting a thong from Edea. I wanted you to understand I got it without you to facilitate the process. So PUH! But I still have one question remaining, how do girls wear these freaking things!?

With all due respect,

Headmaster Cid.

Squall shredded the note and slammed his door. He slammed his head against the wall. He obviously hadn't heard the word thong enough as it was.

A few hours later at almost 4 in the morning, he heard Irvine in the hall.

"Squall," he slurred. He was drunk to the extreme. "I need your help!" He banged his head against the door instead of knocking like a normal person. "I...I...I I I...I cant get these psycho bitches off me!"

Squall opened the door, and Irvine stood with his tan jacket unbuttoned and no shirt underneath. He had two half dressed girls hanging off his arms. They looked as drunk as he was.

Squalls expression stayed the same when he opened the door, a, get-the-hell-out-of-my-doorway-you-jackass, expression.

He wobbled past Squall and over to his bed. He fell over onto it, and the girls toppled over with him.

"IRVINE! Get off my bed! That's just gross!" Obviously Irvine wasn't going to listen, so Squall just left his room.

He headed for Rinoa's room, hoping he could just hang out with her for a few hours, or at least until Irvine left his room.

He knocked on Rinoa's door, and Rinoa opened it.

"Hey, um, Squall, it's not such a good time," she said, and Squall could see Selphie and Quistis sitting on Rinoa's bed. It looked like they were having a conversation, and he could have sworn he heard his name. Rinoa just closed the door and left Squall alone in the hall, once again.

Squall didn't really want to go to Seifer's room, so he had no choice but to just go to Zells, even though he didn't know how he would be able to stand Zells existence in the morning.

"S'up Squall!" Zell opened the door.

"….."

"What are you doing man…?!"

"……"

"Are you drunk?"

"……"

"Well…? Dude, y'kno-"

"Can I just 'hang out' here for a while?"

"Dude! Yeah, I'm just punchin' a few." Zell walked over to his big punching bag and started beating it. Apparently nobody slept at 4 in the morning. Squall lie down on his bed and fell asleep.

"Aww! Isn't that cute!? He's just…(Pause for dramatic effect)…so cute when he's sleeping." Rinoa stroked his hair and giggled.

"Come on Quisty! Just do it!" Selphie whispered loudly.

"I cannot believe I'm doing this! Nor can I believe I used to be an instructor!" Quistis dangled a red thong from her hand, and tucked it into Squalls jacket pocket.

"Seeee…that wasn't so bad! Now you aren't the only girl who didn't gave a thong to Squall Leonhart!" Selphie bounced up and down. They walked towards the door, and gave Zell permission to go back in his room.

"Dude…DUDE!" Zell tried to wakeup Squall. Squall fluttered his eyes open, then remembered he was in Zell's room. Zell had just boxers on, and it was now daylight out. He quickly got up and left, and almost fell over a bed of covers on the floor. Zell must have slept on the floor.

When he got into his room, he heard Irvine throwing up in his bathroom.

"Done…?" Squall asked, and slightly embarrassed, Irvine left his room. The two girls must have left earlier in the morning to throw up in their own bathrooms.

Squall UN-zipped his jacket, but then noticed a red thong hanging out of his pocket.

"DAMMMMMIIIITTTT!!!" he screamed, he opened his door, and then slammed it shut deafeningly.

"PPsst, Squall!" Selphie tapped Squall's face.

"Wha-ha-haaat…!!!??? I was asleep!" Squall was whining.

"Well, then, maybe you should learn to lock your door," she giggled.

It was times like these Selphie was just plain annoying.

"Did you know…we are going to a nightclub tonight!? Well, you know, its actually a 21 and over bar place with dancers, and dancing! But Rinoa has connections, so we can get in easily!" She excitedly bounced up and down. She happily skipped out, leaving it on Squalls mind for the next 7 hours. He slammed his head back into his pillow.

(Damn them! They are all out to get me, or something. If I didn't just get showered and dressed, they would all charge into my room whining about how fun it will be, so on, so on. Fine! I will go! But this was it. I will tell them how much they are bugging me. Can't they see I just want to be alone? Apparently not.)

About 7 hours later he sat on his bed waiting for Selphie to pop in.

"Okay! Its PAAH-TAY TIME!" Selphie galloped in and yelled.

The bars name was Bang Planets Swingers Club: Bar and Dance

Great. What a shitty name for a shitty place. Squall miserably followed his excited friends to the door. There was a sign, it read:

"Lingerie Night! All girls take of what you got!"

Squalls blood boiled. They brought him here on purpose.

"ID?" A huge bouncer stood at the door with his arms crossed.

(Perfect. Now we are all going to be busted. They are real smart, bringing us to a place like this.)

"I'm Rinoa Heartilly. We have permission to be here." She didn't wait for a reply. She just walked in.

Squall looked at the bar-top, and he just froze. There were 4 girls walking around on the bar with sluty clothes. They were all gorgeous and teased any guy that was in there reach. They danced sexily. There were huge buckets over their heads, and when they pulled a string the water poured all over them. Kind-of like Selphie. Had she been here before?

Selphie and Rinoa started grinding. They swung their hips together, and rubbed their stomachs together. They put their hands on each other's hips. Squall stared at them in shock.

"Think I'm going lesbian on you Squall? Well, it's called grinding. We are out of Garden, and can do anything we want. Live a little…y'know?" Rinoa told put her hand on his cheek.

He turned his head away to the girls on the bar-tops who started to slide of their panties out from under their short skirts. Squall went stiff, and seconds later Irvine was practically on the floor.

"As you all know…IT'S LINGERIE NIGHT!" one of the girls said into a microphone. She motioned for the stereo to change its song. It was Baby Got Back, by Sir-Mix-allot

"Oh my god

Becky, look at her buttIt is soo big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guysThey only talk to her because she looks like a total prostituteI

mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so roundIt's just out thereI mean,

it's gross

Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny"

There was now flying thongs everywhere. Squall had a flashback of the thongs flying around in Balamb Garden; well, history seemed to be repeating itself. "WAHOO!" Selphie jumped up and down. Rinoa grabbed hold of Squall and pulled him close, then started swinging her body against his. Yeah, this was grinding. They pulled close together, and swung their waists in small circles. Squall held Rinoa's lower back, and Rinoa slid her hands under Squall's shirt. Irvine and Selphie did the same until they seemed to disappear into a corner somewhere. Quistis and Seifer just leaned against the walls shyly, and Zell stood at the bar ordering beer after beer after beer. It wasn't long until Zell was up on the bar, on his knees, having 4 girls pour water all over him. He rocked his head around and even managed to catch a few flying thongs. Squall and Rinoa really started getting into each other, and Irvine and Selphie came back both looking flushed. They all had a few drinks; in fact, Squall started enjoying catching a few thongs here and there.

They all walked out of the bar red-faced and laughing. "That was…the most exhilarating experience…of my life!" Zell slurred. "Selphie, your amazing," Irvine said "Squall…you wanna come back to my dorm?" Rinoa asked. Squall looked up for it. "Oh, yeah, Selphie, we could maybe do the same…" Irvine asked Selphie.

When they got back to Balamb Garden, Rinoa and Squall, and Irvine and Selphie resumed with their plans, leaving a drunk Zell, tired Quistis, and poor lonely Seifer.

End of Chapter 3:

A/N: WAHOO! K, I finally finished this chapter. If I make it any longer it might take longer to get online, so that's why it's not too-too long. Please REVIEW it! I hope you liked it, stay tuned for chapter 4!