Here is chapter 4!
The next morning Squall woke up to a dresser covered with his clothes and Rinoa's clothes tossed on the floor.
"Mmm, good morning." Rinoa leaned over and kissed Squall on the cheek. Squall contently sat there.
"Oh my God!" Selphie leaped into Rinoa's room and dove onto Squalls lap. She locked her arms around his neck, and fluttered her eyelashes at him, then rolled onto the floor looking up at Rinoa.
"Irvine, oh wow, we…we…DID IT! You know, for lack of a better word. Tee-hee!" She put her hand over her mouth. Selphie looked at Rinoa and Squall. "I'm not the only one…" She giggled at the sight of the embarrassed couple.
Rinoa got up and delicately stretched her arms. Her black hair swung into her eyes, and she shoved it back with her hands. She was luckily in a decent set of clothing. Y'know, if your into the whole bra and panties with a see-through nightgown over it. But, I'm not a guy, and don't know how decent that is. I would much rather see Squall and Seifer running around naked. Sheesh. I'm getting off subject. So sorry. Back to the story.
"Um, Selphie, you didn't walk out on Irvine did you? You can't just leave!" Rinoa exclaimed about to laugh.
"He isn't awake yet, but your right. I better go back. Plus, I have oodles of studying to catch up with. Ciao!" She ran out and shut the door.
"Rinoa,"
She looked over at him, her eyes sparkling, her black hair shimmering in the sun. She tilted her head, and her hair delicately rested on her shoulders.
She walked over to him and poured herself over his lap, clasping her arms around his neck. She buried her face into his neck, his hair falling over her neck.
"Rinoa, I'm-"
"If you were going to say you were in love with me, well I am so in love with you too."
It wasn't exactly what he was going to say. He was just going to let her know he was going to get dressed and suggest going to breakfast.
Rinoa and Squall walked out of the dorm hand in hand. They headed for the cafeteria and found Selphie and Irvine at a table, and they just kind-of stared at each other, about to eat each other's faces or something. Quistis sat reading a book, and Seifer sat next to her. Zell was doing what he did best, eating.
"Eh caffaeara haw wreat ood." Zell spewed bits of food everywhere. They all winced at him.
"Squall, I want to be alone, with just you." She took his hand and they headed for the Quad. When they got there, she pushed Squall onto a bench, and sat on his lap. She straddled both legs over each side of his knees. She kissed him deeply, soothing her hands through his hair. He slid his hands under her shirt and rubbed her smooth skin. (Her back, I repeat her BACK!)
"I have this dream, like my other one, except its different. You're with Selphie, she's on the table in the cafeteria, and you have thousands of thongs covering you, topped off with thousands of sluty girls. So many, that when I call you, you can't hear. You can't hear my screams. I want to taste your lips, hear your voice, but you can't hear me because of those damn thongs!" She looked as if she was about to cry.
"It was just a dream…"
"But I don't like it. It upsets me."
"Thongs upset me. Very much." He smirked at her.
Seifer's boots crunched across the pavement.
"Squall, Irvine challenges you to a makeout competition," he said dully. Yeah right. Rinoa would never, and neither would he.
"Your on!" Rinoa said.
"What the f-"
SQUALL! Watch your mouth! So sorry, he needs to learn his manners. Let's proceed to the next scene, shall we? Ahem, so sorry.
Selphie and Irvine sat on a bench, and across from them Rinoa and Squall sat on a bench.
"On my count, you start. Whoever stops first, looses. Now, 1…2…"
"3!!!" Irvine finished for Zell. And they were off.
Let me narrow down the details. Irvine shoves tongue down Selphie's throat, she can't breathe, she has to stop, they loose.
"WINNERS!" Zell holds up Squall and Rinoas hands. "Good, good. Now Squall," Zell walked over to a small room, and motioned somebody in. "Your prize…"
Nearly 50 gorgeous girls walked in, all giggling.
"50 GIRLS?!" Squall yelled annoyed.
"No, 50 thongs. Ladies?" Zell motioned them to take of their thongs.
"No way! NAH! NO!" Squall yelled.
"I'll take them!" Irvine yelled, but Selphie hit his shoulder.
Needless to say, Irvine didn't get any thongs. But guess who did…!?
"WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE!" Squall screamed and dropped the thongs onto his floor.
"Dude, do you know how much work I put in to get these things?"
"Zell, you know way better than this. You know I wouldn't ever dream of this!"
"This bites. Why did we have to win?" Rinoa asked.
Selphie galloped in, bent down and looked at the thongs.
"Whoa! That's a lot of thongs!" Selphie stated the obvious.
"I need help getting rid of them…" Squall said miserably.
"Hmm, I have an idea…" Selphie stated.
Shit. Selphie has an idea.
Selphie walked into the cafeteria with her karaoke machine, and microphone. She got up onto a table.
"HEEEEY! Go get your friends! Tell your friends to get their friends, then tell them to get their friends!"
A few people actually left to get their friends. When the cafeteria was completely full of loud teens, Selphie started.
"We here, have fifty lovely thongs!" She held up two thongs, and then punched on her karaoke machine.
It was Get Busy, by Sean Paul (I hate Sean Paul, bleh, that's why I love lyrics.com to give me the lyrics.)
"Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana
Shake that thing Miss Annabell
aShake that thing yah Donna Donna
Jodi and Rebecca Woman
Get busy, Just shake that booty non-stop
When the beat dropJust keep swinging it
Get jigg
yGet crunked u
pPercolate anything you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pit
yMe want fi see you get live 'pon the riddim weh me ride
And me lyrics a provide electricityGal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny
Yaw sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with usThem nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with usTo get next to us
Them cah vex with usFrom the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fam
eIt's all good girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good just turn me on"
"The bidding for these thongs, starts at, 15 dollars!" Selphie yelled.
"SIXTEEN DOLLARS!" one guy yelled instantly.
"TWENTY!"
"TWENTY FIVE!"
"THIRTY!"
She got down and slid her hands over some guy's chest, then grabbed another guy, and ruffled her hands in his hair.
"FORTY!" another yelled
"Ooh, getting goood!" Selphie yelled, she was now back up on the table with her microphone.
Squall walked into the room slowly, Rinoa barging passed him.
"Rin, care to join?" Selphie asked Rinoa. Before she could answer, she was getting pulled up onto the table. Rinoa stood there, staring blankly out into the endless crowd of wild teens.
"FORTY-FIVE!"
"FIFTY!"
"How about, for 10 dollars, we get Rinoa here, to slide off her thong and add it to the pile…? Any takers?"
Many guys cheered.
"It feels like something's heating up!" Selphie exaggeratedly fanned herself with her hand. Rinoa looked at Selphie like there-is-no-way-in-hell-I'm-taking-off-my-panties!!! Selphie punched on a new song on her stereo. It was a hip-hop crap song by Justin Timberlake called "Senorita"
"Okay, along with the song, the guys say 'It feels like something's heatin' up, can I leave with you?' And the ladies say 'I don't know what I'm thinking 'bout, gonna leave with you'. Got it!?" Selphie jumped up and down. "…2…3!!!"
"It feels like something's heatin' up, can I leave with you?"
"I don't know what I'm thinking bout, gonna leave with you!"
So on, so forth. They all danced and sang until somebody finally yelled the highest bid.
"ONE-HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!"
"Sold!!! To…HEADMEASTER CID???!!!" Selphie looked at him blankly. He excitedly grabbed the thongs and galloped out.
"Okay, okay, this isn't fair, how come we don't get any men's articles of clothing…?!" Rinoa said finally in movement.
"YEAH?!" A few girls looked around madly.
Selphie looked around evilly. "Mwahaha…MEN OFF WITH THE SHIRTS!" Selphie yelled. The few guys that were standing there obediently just took off their shirts. Selphie motioned them up onto the table, and they both took hold of her hips. They sandwiched her, and they all swung their hips together. A few seconds later she got off the table and ripped open Irvine's shirt, and even tried to rip off Seifer's shirt. He pushed her away and went to sit in a corner and just look around evilly. Somebody HAD to get him drunk.
End Chapter 4
A/N: YES FINALLY EDITED MY MISTAKES! I have been soo busy, if I could swim in notes and homework, then I would drown. Okay, what I just said was weird. Anyway, hope you liked it. My chapters are short because if they are long, it will take longer to get them online, I think you get the point.
