New! Teacher Biographies! Comments by Amos Quito because he really has a death wish.
Name: Professor Severus Nathaniel Snape. Ohh... I LIKE the name Nathaniel.
Age: ... Do you honestly think I'll tell you? ::ducks flying serpents and knives.::
Sex: Male, you twit. Hadn't noticed Professor, thanks for clearing that one up for us. Maybe if you didn't wear those awful huge robes...
Offspring: As if I'd want any brats like the lot of you idiots. ::blinks large eyes:: Don't you Lurve us, Professor? We lurve you!
Place of Origin: Sussex, actually. Ah, the noble resting place of Sherlock Holmes. ::Pictures Snape in an Inverness and blinks.:: Well then...
Greatest Love: There is a beautiful young boy full of light and goodness who is forever lost to a monster like me. honestly, I can't comment on this and feel good about myself in the morning.
Hair Color: Black. Because grease isn't really a color... Herbal Essences baby.
Eye Color: Black. Can't you open your own eyes and tell? I try not to stare deeply into my teachers eyes, Professor. They have a nasty habit of assigning me detention when I do. Or maybe that's just you?.. On second though, It's just you.
Subject: Potions. Or do you not pay enough attention in class to know that obvious fact? I didn't come up with this questionnaire, baby... Talk to Oliver, the genius.
Fav. Color: ... Emerald Green. Stop thinking about it. I'm not! Okay, I was... But I won't comment. Happy?
Fav. Food: Dutch letters. Not that any of you know what they are. Actually, they're one of my fav. Holiday foods. Also known as Almond Sticks. Almond paste is yummyness. Uh huh!
Fav. Book: "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody." Snape read The Catcher in the Rye? There is something slightly disturbing at this fact. We have the same literature taste? I think I'll go hide now...
Fav. Movie: "Why didn't someone tell me my ass was this big!" ::blinks.:: Something deeply disturbing about this too... "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry... ::deep voice:: Lonestar..."
Fav. Song: "I used to be a little boy, so old in my shoes. What I chose is my voice." And what a voice too... ::hums:: "The killer in me is the killer in you." This is really getting frightening. Stop it Professor. Apparently, we're alike, and it's scaring me.
Hobbies: Scaring idiotic children and giving Potter detentions. ::sighs:: I knew he couldn't be THAT bad in potions. No, Snape has a grudge. Poor boy
One Wish: That some of what I've tried to teach you children will sink into your thick little heads, and you'll actually make it out there in the real world. hmmm... Well, Potter's still ticking, something must be working. Don't give up, Snape, You may have a winner yet!
Quote: "Everyone has a dark side. It's those who hide it you should fear the most." Got that Potter? Ummm... A. Eeep! B. So you and he should be really close, right? Runs far away before anyone can realize the implications of that statement
