Here is chapter 5!

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"KEG KEG KEG KEG!"A pack of guys ran into the cafeteria with a huge keg.

"Bingo," Selphie mumbled under her breath. "Mission: Get Seifer drunk."

Putting her plan into action, she ran over to Irvine.

"We need to get Seifer drunk, he needs to loosen up, live a little."

"Funny, I was thinking we need to get Quistis drunk," Irvine replied.

"Heeey, lets get 'em both drunk!"

Selphie casually poured herself a cup of beer from the keg. She gave the cup to Seifer. He yanked the cup from her and gulped it down. Selphie grabbed his cup and refilled it. She repeated this about 15 times. Irvine had a tuff time with Quistis, he had to convince her the beer was harmless for about a half hour.

"Here, have some, we are all having some, loosen up, live a little…JUST DRINK THE DAMN BEER!" He forced the cup into her hand. She sipped it a little bit, and after a few cups, she was gulping it.

Selphie saw that Seifer was totally drunk, so she pulled him onto the table and ripped his shirt off. She poured more beer into his mouth. He got into it, then grabbed Quistis, who was now trying to take off her shirt, (Selphie stopped her), and pinned her into a corner.

"Quistis…your ho-o-ot you know thaaat?" He was slurring. He then started making out with Quistis.

Rinoa was now in the middle of a crowd of wild shirtless guys. Squall had to dive in just to get her out.

Selphie was now back on the table encouraging all the guys to take off their shirts. Shirts flew everywhere, girls were all over guys, Seifer was all over Quistis, Rinoa and Squall disappeared and were probably doing "stuff", what more can I say about this party?

Unfortunately, Cid HAD to walk in, and HAD to take off his shirt and swing it around his head, putting everybody into shock. He looked around realizing he wasn't much of an amusement, so he left to go play with his new thongs.

Selphie stopped the music and said it was enough for that day. The students rained out of the cafeteria.

"That was so fun!" Selphie jumped up and down.

"Where did Squall and Rinoa go?" The group looked around and spotted the two running down the hall.

"We got a great idea." Squall said breathlessly.

"We made reservations for hotel rooms in…LAS VEGAS!" Rinoa panted excitedly. The keg must have gotten to her.

"Oh my GOD!" Selphie yelled louder this time. "CHIPENDALES!!!"

"Screw that…" Quistis laughed at her own words. "How about those hot tiger guys?!" She could barely stand up anymore.

"Um, that might be a little hard…considering the fact THEY AREN'T PERFORMING ANYMORE!" Selphie laughed, and gave herself a note to remember. Never get Quistis drunk again.

"We are leaving tomorrow, we are staying in Treasure Island, it is a huge hotel and there is even a pirate show and stuff!" Rinoa jumped up and down. They all looked at each other, then ran to their rooms to pack.

The next day, they boarded the plane.

Hours later, they arrived in Las Vegas. They did all the crap with the airport, then went to rent a car. They ended up with a huge mini-van. Pretty.

The hotel was amazing. It was huge. They all walked through the casinos excitedly.

They went to their rooms and threw themselves onto the beds.

"Wow…this is the life," Rinoa said.

"Sure is, well, better go. Come on." He motioned them all out of the room.

"Where are we going?" Selphie bounced excitedly.

"We are leaving, COME ON," Squall emphasized.

They checked out of the hotel, returned their car, took a bus to the airport, and went back home. That's what you get for making a day ahead reservation.

Selphie ran through Balamb Garden with her hands spread apart, grasping the wind that seeped through her fingers. She twirled and cartwheeled, even did a back-handspring. A few people were looking at her in awe and others just looked at her. She started walking normally, and a few people followed.

"Hey, when is our next party," a guy with a pierced nose came up to her and asked.

"Yeah, do we get more thongs?" His friends came up alongside him.

"Yeah, why don't we do it again now?"

"Yeah, we know your keen on it."

"Yeah!" They all yelled together.

"Umm, well, now isn't the best time…" She quickly sauntered away.

"He-e-e-y, come on Selph, let's go!" One guy put his arm around her shoulder. She shrugged it off. Before she knew it, people surrounded her. A strong guy came up to her and picked her up. He threw her on his shoulder, and soon she was being passed on her back by hundreds of hands.

"PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"

"NO! PUT ME DOWN! HEY! ASSESS! PUT ME DOWN!" She pounded on their shoulders and screamed. She kicked her legs and knocked out a few people. She jumped down and twirled out of the crowd. "Vous savez, je ne suis pas une marionette!" She quickly walked away hoping to find Irvine or Squall, but she didn't. She just found another crowd of people wanting a party.

She dropped down on her stomach and slid under their feet. The crowd was still trying to surround her. She darted around a corner and slammed into Squall. She smiled at him cutely, and then pushed him in front of her. He walked out and the crowd spotted him. She held onto his jacket, hiding from the barbarians.

"What are you doing? Oh, hey guys. Whatsup!?" He slammed high fives with a few guys who were standing there.

"Squall, my man! How's it been?"

"Good man, good. Hey, dude, what's going on?"

"We want a party!"

Squall turned around and looked at Selphie. She nodded.

"Oh, okay. Selphie, that was extremely rude. They want a party, and you turn behind their backs and don't give them one! I can't even believe you. Get out of my sight." Squall dissolved into the crowd and started "chillen" with his "dudes"

She quickly walked away in disbelief, hoping nobody would catch her.

"Rinoa?" Selphie peaked her head into her room.

"We want a party. Why? Why are you not giving it to us?"

"QUISTIS? IRVINE? Any normal person around?" Selphie darted out of Rinoa's room.

She spotted Quistis out in the corridor. She was…yelling for a party?

"HAVE YOU ALL GONE INSANE?!" Selphie quickly ran out of the corridor and into her dorm. She slammed the door shut. She lay down on her bed and closed her eyes. People pounded on her door.

"You want a PARTY!?" She quickly got up and opened her door. "Alors je vous donnerai a PARTY!" She opened up her dresser and the door with all of her thongs in it. She grabbed them all, and then threw them outside. She slammed the door. On the other side, she could hear the wild animals cheering.

End chapter 5

A/N: Man, this story is getting hard to write. How much more can I write about thongs? Not much…:) Anyway, read and review! The more reviews I get, the more encouraging it is for me to keep writing chapters! Thanks for reading Ch. 5! Ugh, great, now I sound like a T.V spokesperson.

Btw, sorry about the French dialogue, but I was bored, and wanted to add strange stuff into this story. Why? Because I guess I'm just strange.