Here is chapter six, took me a while to get an idea, but, thanks to the wonderful help of my good friend Jennie, I decided to put in the idea of…well, you'll see.

Selphie galloped into her room, where the rest of the gang was sitting.

"What are we gonna watch?" Rinoa asked cheerfully.

"Willy…W-Wonka…" Quistis said, shivering.

"Yay! I like- Selphie…What's wrong…?" Rinoa looked at Selphie to see her struggling to put the tape in the VCR. Selphie yelped out.

"I-I can't do it! This movie is just too scary!"

"Just put the tape in!" Squall interrupted.

"What's so scary about thi-" Rinoa started

"Shh! The oompa-loompa's will hear you…!" Quistis put her shaking finger to her lips, daring Rinoa to say another word.

Later into the movie, when the green-haired orange faced fellas came onto the screen, Quistis shivered and hid her face, Zell started running around as if Mars was attacking, Irvine started checking one of them out, Selphie started to cry and hid under the covers, Rinoa held the phone in her hand dialing the number of a mental institution, and Seifer attacked the television.

Selphie walked slowly through the halls of her favorite place, the mall. It was a good source of "anti-oompa-loompa." She entered a nearby children store, where some of the cute outfits fit her.

"I don't want normal underwear MOMMY!" a little girl pouted nearby, stomping her foot with all her might.

"FINE! Fine! You'll just have to go without underwear for the rest of your life! What a waist of time. Tsk tsk." She grabbed the girl and headed for a Victoria's Secret across the hall. Selphie followed, remembering she had no more decent underwear herself. She threw it all out into the hall; it was now in the possession of useless teenage guys.

"WHOOAAA! Mommy! I want this one!" The same little girl held up a frilly blue thong in her hands.

"Sweetie, shh, no, this is a mommy shop." The mother turned red, smiling at the people nearby.

The little girl picked up a red bra.

"What about thii-"

"NO!" she took the bra and out it back onto the rack. She quickly walked out in embarrassment.

Selphie felt a light bulb click on in her head.

"I have an idea!" She galloped out.

Shit. Selphie has an idea.

"Guys-guys-guys-guys-guuuuyyyyss-aaaa!" Selphie slammed her foot against the ground. "We are gonna start our own clothing line!" She bounced like a ball.

"What?!" Quistis demanded

"How?" Rinoa asked

"Damn," Irvine stated

"No," Seifer bluntly added

"….." Squall shared with the rest of the group his opinion.

"Tch, hey, what the hell?" Zell asked

"….."

"What kind of clothing line?" Rinoa interrupted

"A THONG clothing line! For…for kids!!!"

"Yeah! Right!" Quistis giggled.

"How could kids wear thongs? It hurts enough for guys, I mean; kids wouldn't be able to stand the things either!" Squall started.

"Um, Squall, how do YOU know what a thong feels like?" Selphie asked with growing apprehension.

Rinoa covered her face and Squall turned bright red.

They all sat in Selphie's room, building a stand, similar to a lemonade stand. Quistis and Rinoa worked on making a sign that read: "Children's thongs! Five dollars only!"

The stand got setup next to a Victoria's Secret in the mall, the sign dangling off of it. Selphie stood next to it, jumping up and down, excited for her first costumer.

A few teens walked by, giggling, a few more traumatized. Then a potential costumer and her mom walked by.

"Hey mommy what's this?" A red faced five year old dangled a thong in her hand.

"Are these thongs, miss?" The mother asked Selphie.

"Yes. Especially for children."

"What Kind-of business do you think you're running here!? My daughter WILL NOT be wearing a thong, thank you VERY MUCH!" She grabbed the girl, dragging her on her butt, leaving the mall.

Just multiply that one scene by forty-eight, and you will get the highlight of Selphie's day. Not one person bought a thong, except a munchkin from "The Wizard of Oz"

Selphie got kicked out of the mall for trying to start up her own shop.

"It's alright Selph, it's not that big of a deal you know," Rinoa said comforting Selphie.

"Yeah, they were all unworthy of buying anything from you anyway," Quistis coaxed

"They sucked," Zell said firmly

They all agreed. Finally, Selphie spoke up.

"Well, I guess I'll just have to send them to the Salvation Army. Poor kids will be willing to wear them there! Those people had a great bargain in front of them, and they didn't even take that wonderful opportunity." She crossed her arms over, shaking her head in disbelief.

And as she said, she sent them to the Salvation Army.

A few months later, the gang tuned in for some classic T.V watching.

"Here we are today, in Africa, with all of our poor unfortunate children. We have made an amazing discovery. A very generous donation was sent in from the town of Balamb a few months ago. We just received it recently." The camera zoomed in on all the busy little girls running around, naked, except for single thongs strapped around their waists, especially made for children by Selphie Tilmett.

"Heeey! I'm famous!" Selphie yelled.

"I'm bored," Selphie said, staring at a feather, blowing it in front of her face, in the cafeteria. People sat around her, with growing anticipation to see if she would get on the table and start dancing. She ran out of the cafeteria, and into her dorm. She grabbed her karaoke machine and microphone, and then ran back into the cafeteria.

She had something extra special planned this time.

She pushed through the crowd and crawled onto the table.

"Okay everybody! Today, we want your-"

To be continued

A/n: Well this chapter consisted of me, staring at my computer screen for two hours, trying to think of ideas! I finally got this chapter finished. Yes, I'm sure it was one of the dumbest and shortest chapters yet, but, oh well. Please review! It would mean a lot… J