Rinoa is a fangirl, interruptions, and delayed party.
Author's notes: I've been too lazy to look up the spelling of Fujin's name, so sorry if I have been spelling it wrong. And this chapter is a little bit more stupid than usual because I wrote it running on 2 hours of sleep, so bare with me here. There's some Final Fantasy 7 and Kingdom Hearts stuff in here, not much, but a little, so beware.
Oh yeah, and the 'big party' still is not in this chapter, it will be in a few. Sorry for those who care.
Mission Thong
Chapter 9
Squall buried his head into his hands, thinking back to when his life seemed to have turned upside down. He thought back to the dare Seifer gave him, how the dare went into Selphie's hands and went haywire, and how from that moment on, his life seemed to circle around the subject matter of thongs…if you could even call that a subject.
Fujin had just flashed everybody, traumatizing them all. But in reality, some of the men had probably enjoyed it. Although it was something not to be discussed, I think the clueless men among the bunch might have actually gotten a better idea of how thongs were worn, so there is a positive side to this all!
Selphie walked over to Seifer and hooked her arms around his neck. "See, now you can finally understand!" She giggled. "And that goes for all the other men, here, also!" she yelled.
Fujin walked out of the cafeteria casually as if nothing had happened. The second she left, there was a dead silence that covered the school like a blanket, and suddenly, it erupted into applause and cheering. So they enjoyed that experience after all.
"Quisty, Rinny, I wanna do sumthin' fun tonight!" Selphie said, cutting through a huge silence. The three of them sat in Selphie's dorm room.
Rinoa thought for a moment, and then got a thoughtful look on her face. "Oh! I will check with Squall and Seifer and Irvine. We can pr-"
"No! Not just us, but you know, the kids!"
"The kids?"
"Yeah! The students!"
Quistis sat up from her chair and stared at Selphie. "Since when do you call the students the…the kids?"
Selphie thought for a moment and then giggled. "Because they've hired me as a staff member!"
With that said, Rinoa and Quistis's mouths dropped open. Selphie, an instructor? No way.
"You can't just suddenly be an instructor!" Quistis objected.
"Oh, I'm not an instructor!" Selphie giggled. "I'm a party coordinator! I throw random parties at random hours, hoping I put people in such enthrallment they shi-"
"Shit themselves!" Seifer barged in finishing for her. "You know, I almost shit myself when Fujin pulled her pants down today. Did you plan that all out?"
"No! Fujin was just being frisky I guess. Let's hope it doesn't rub off on Raijin!"
I'm wearing a thong, ya'know? It's up my ass, ya'know?
Selphie and Rinoa both chuckled at the thought.
"OK!" Selphie interrupted the thought. "Let's start a PAR-TAY! The biggest one yet!" She jumped up and down and clapped.
"Bigger than our first party?" Rinoa asked.
"Let's get Leonhart to get more th-"
"THONGS!" Cid interrupted Seifer, walking into Selphie's room. "Damn, I love those thongs! Could one of you get Squall to get some more for my collection?"
"We'd be happy to," Seifer replied to him, getting another evil grin. "Muahahaha-"
"HA!" Rinoa interrupted. "Why don't you do it, Seifer?"
"Because I have bipolar disorder!"
They all looked at him.
"………………………………..And that has what to do with this?" Quistis asked.
Seifer shrugged, and then ran into the wall knocking himself out. Squall walked in soon enough to witness this little event. He shook his head in disbelief, realizing everybody had lost it, and then quickly walked out. But before he could fully leave the room, Selphie had grabbed onto his sleeve, and pulled him back into the room. Then she slammed the door.
"Squally," Selphie began.
Squall shot her an evil look. "Damn fangirls," he muttered.
"HEY! I'm not a fangirl!" Selphie yelled back at him. "Rinoa however, she's a fangirl!"
Rinoa threw down her picture of Sephiroth and began to object. "What? I'm no fangirl!"
Just then, Sephiroth walked by the window. Her mouth dropped open, she jumped up and down, squealed, ran out of the dorm room, and a few seconds later she was outside, chasing (stalking) Sephiroth (Sephy), nearly ripping his clothes off, and squealing.
"Told you," Selphie said in a dull tone.
"She started it last week," Quistis said, referring to Rinoa. "Randomly. We're not sure what happened. I think she might be sick, though."
Squall just stared out the window in shock. "I thought Sephiroth was-"
"Dead? Yeah, so did Cloud, but there he was, fightin' in Kingdom Hearts. Cloud must'a been scared to death," Selphie told him.
They all stared out the window at Rinoa, who stood there and bounced and screamed excitedly. "COME BACK SEPHY!!!!!" she yelled repeatedly, giggling. As soon as he was out of sight, she came back into the room, tears streaming down her face.
"Rinny, what's wrong?" Selphie asked with concern.
"I'll never have him!" she sobbed.
"Just SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUP!" Squall interrupted, looking at Rinoa.
"Thank you, Leonhart!" Seifer exclaimed.
"HEY!" Selphie snapped. "Rinoa's upset. We should all be nice!"
"Like I give a shit," Seifer mumbled.
"Rinoa isn't upset!" Squall objected.
"Yeah, she's just gone insane," Seifer finished for him.
"Shut up!" they all yelled to Seifer in synchronization.
Seifer gave them all an evil look. "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home," he said, and walked out. Because of this hectic conversation, none of them spotted Rinoa making out with her new picture of Sephiroth. …Except of course, Cid. Cid sat down next to her and took out his picture of Edea in a thong, and started making out with that.
"Now Squall, go over and help Rinoa!" Selphie told him, turning to Rinoa. "Rin.." Selphie stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Rinoa and Cid. "…o…a…"
"RINOA!" Quistis objected. "What are you doing?!"
Rinoa looked up from her picture, and held it up to Quistis. "Sephiroth. Want some?"
They all ran out of the room, leaving Cid and Rinoa behind puzzled.
"I don't get it!" Rinoa pouted. "It seems normal to me! Cid, I guess we're the only normal ones." She sighed.
"Yep, guess so," Cid said as he took a purple thong from his pocket and rubbed it all over his face.
Author's notes: Oh mi gah! Finally posted this chapter, yaaah. Please review! Or you can just look at the story in disgust…either way, I understand. And feel free to email me…I love emails. I don't really know why…but oh mi gah I'm a nerd. You know where to find me:
