Appendix A- Explanations, Plugs, and a Silly Little Poem
First off, the Explaining:
Okay, there were a couple people wondering what the hell was going on with the ending. I'll sum it up like this: Hermione (the REAL one) was writing a story about Draco writing a story about Hermione writing a story. Get it?
I don't either. I just confused myself. Try skimming the chapter backwards, or something. If there's any one out there who can explain it better than me, please put your explanation in a review, or email it to me. Whew.
Plugs
Some more people were wondering when I would write another story like this one. The answer is… I have two stories on the go right now, plus a story like this one that is on hold. Click my name, and it'll take you to them. If you like naughty Harry Potter poetry, then you should be happy.
And speaking of which….
Silly Poem
Draco had a long detention
In the Potion's room
Because he did not pay attention
And his draught went "boom!"
Hermione was also caught
Correcting Snape's instruction
She didn't like to be mistaught
He thought her an obstruction
So it came that they were there
And had to scrub the floors
Snape told them they had to share
Then left and locked the doors
They had to wash the slimy floor
Of which they almost bailed
Both of them tried to ignore
The other, but they failed
First they fought, and then they swore
And insults they did treat
At their clothing now they tore
Until they both were beat
"Why this?" she said, her eyes ablaze
He looked at her with light
"We are both smart, we'd rule this place
"If we did never fight."
And then they saw in both their faces
Emotion hard to miss
They sat, rooted in their places
Then leant in for a kiss
The rest, as said, is history
They learned to love each other
At this point, I end the story
And go on to another
