The last time we left Captain Jack Sparrow, he was sailing off from Port Royal in his beloved Black Pearl. Now we all know how Jack can be. We also know that he is a trouble maker with a sensitive side. So we can't be too surprised by his new adventure.

We find Jack sitting in a jail cell ( what a surprise) wearing his usual garb. A tri-cornered tan with a blue tint resting on his black dread locked hair, with many little trinkets hanging here and there. He wear's a white , well what used to be white tie up shirt, his brown buccaneer trousers, black boots and blue sash around his waist. His jacket is hanging outside the cell out of reach. Jack is just lounging back against the wall. " Bloody Spanish Navy" Jack says aloud. "they are always where you never want them too be and never where you need them to be" Jack sits there with a pouting look on his face.
A woman's voice interrupts Jack's thoughts "Bloody Pirates, Blood Jail. Do they always have to put me in with all the daft pirates, what am I saying they are all daft. He is even over there talking to 'imself. " "Who's talkin to 'emselves? She says I'm the daft one, and she's talking to 'erself." Jack yells back to the woman. "and who are you talkin to??" The woman is sitting on the small mound of hay wearing a tan tie up shirt similar to Jack's, and black buccaneer trousers and no shoes. Her hair hangs limply around her shoulders, it is a golden brown color. She has eyes shaped as a cat's and as green as a cats as well. She answers " do you mind? I'm thinking over 'ere. " Jack mumbles incoherently " and yer doing a good job at thinking out loud, and she says I'm daft." Just then a guard walks by yelling something in Spanish that neither Jack or the woman in the cell understand. The guard walks up to Jack's cell and gives him a very dirty look and then hit's the bars with his pistol. Then turns to the woman's cell, evidently asking a question in Spanish and then translating it into English for her, the question obviously upsets the woman. The next thing Jack sees is the fork the guards gave them for dinner flying at the guards head, barely missing it. The guards yells at her and storms off into another room.
" what was that all about darling?" Jack asks with sincere curiosity.
"That pig offered a deal of freedom if I……….." the woman is steaming mad.
Jack realizes that he might want to change the subject. " say may I have the pleasure of knowing your name love?" The woman pondered the question aloud " what good would it do me to tell a pirate my name. A Bloody stupid pirate at that." "careful who you call stupid and bloody, I may be able to 'elp you love." " who are you calling love, pirate?" " you do not know who I am do ye? I am the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. That is who I am love, and don't get any idea's I call all women love. You should feel privileged I am talking to you woman." Jack is sincerely pleased with this statement. " oh and it's Cap' in to you missy.