A/N: Glad somebody likes this! I don't normally do pairings in my fics(I can't write good romance, okay?), but I thought it'd work better if I used Link and Mario, seeing as how they're the most obvious people who are close to the Princesses. Besides, random humor really isn't my style...But you guys clicked on the story so you could laugh at a few jokes, not to listen to me getting off topic. At least, I hope you came for the humor...

Disclaimer: Sorry to disappoint you, but guess what? I still own nothing.


After Peach and Zelda's explosive entrance into the Mansion, they were regarded as quite competent fighters. After all, they DID defeat Link and Mario already. Most newbies took awhile to beat one of the existing Smashers in combat. The only two people unhappy about the new arrivals were Link and Mario, who were trying 24/7 to talk the girls out of staying.

"Look, this is no place for a couple of ladies to stay!" Link told Zelda adamantly as they went to get something to eat from the Kitchen/Dining Room.

"Isn't that Samus person female too?" Zelda asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, but she doesn't count!" Link argued, not noticing that the bounty hunter was standing a few feet away from them.

KLONK!

"Don't mind him. Obviously, Link's not used to female company." Samus told a rather suprised Zelda as she walked over to the cupboards, leaving a dazed Link slumped down on the ground next to the splintered Home-Run Bat Samus had thwacked him with.

"Er, are you sure Link'll be all right?" Zelda asked timidly, looking down at the semi-conscious swordsman.

"Just give him one of those Maxim Tomato hybrid things that Dr. Mario is breeding." Fox advised her as he walked in, pointing to what looked like a cross between a tomato plant and a Pirahna Plant that looked ready to snack on anyone stupid enough to get close to it.

"See? It's not exactly safe around here." Link told her as he got up, gingerly rubbing his head and looking pointedly over at Samus as he did so.

"Hey, you brought it upon yourself!" Fox said, holing up his hands in self-defence as Samus nodded in agreement.

"Not to mention this place is full of weirdos..." Link growled.

"Everyone seems normal enough to me, not to mention friendly." Zelda shot back, her hands on her hips.

Just then, Yoshi ran by with a jar of mayonaise, followed closely by Kirby.

"Give it here! I need that for my sandwich!" Kirby shouted, attempting to suck up the jar but getting Yoshi instead.

"It's mine! Get your own!" Came a muffled shout from inside Kirby.

Fox sighed and pulled a small cardboard box from his pocket and waved it in front of Kirby's mouth. Almost immediatly, Yoshi pulled himself from Kirby's gullet and swallowed the entire box whole, dropping the jar, which broke on the hard wooden floor.

"Mmm..cardboard..." Yoshi murmered to himself as he digested the box.

Kirby picked up the broken jar to see mold oozing from the shattered jar.

"Uh, Yoshi? This mayo is all moldy." Kirby said, obviously confused.

"Oh, that's another one of Dr. Mario's 'kitchen improvements'. It still needs work..." Samus told Kirby as she waited for her toast.

"You mean after all that, you don't even want the mayonaise anymore? Jeez, how dense can you get?" Yoshi said, speeding out the door, leaving the others in the dust.

Kirby stared at the jar for a few minutes before throwing his hands up in the air in defeat and tossed the jar to Mr. Game And Watch, who was over in the back of the kitchen making sausages. Even though Mr. Game And Watch was a newbie, he had been placed on permanent kitchen duty for an indefinent amount of time, simply because he hadn't spoken a single sensical word yet. Mr. Game And Watch looked at the jar for a few seconds before shrugging and poured the mold on his sausages. After all, they were out of butter.

"Remind me not to have any sausages tonight..." Fox muttered under his breath.

"Seems perfectly normal to me." Zelda told the swordsman smugly as she headed out the door as well, nearly running into Peach.

"Don't tell me Link's trying to talk you out of this as well!" Peach exclaimed upon running into the other princess.

Zelda nodded sagely. "Everyone else is quite nice, but Link seems to think I'm not strong enough to fight with the boys. I mean, really! I fought Ganondorf, for Din's sake! I can take care of myself, and then some!"

"So does a certain plumber, but I have an idea that'll be sure to show them we can handle a few measly fights!" Peach said slyly, her eyes sparkling as the two hurried off to discuss their plans.


Well, that's it for Part 2. R&R please while you wait for the next part!