Disclaimer: This is going to be long.... I do not own Zelda, Pokemon, Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fire Emblem, Teen Titans, Lord of the Rings, Star
Wars, Mario Brothers, Captain Planet (thank goodness), Captain Crunch,
Matrix, X-men, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, or a Ferrari.(sigh)
Personal disclaimer: First of all, keep in mind that this is my first fanfic so try not to be too harsh when reviewing. I do not actually know much about (or even like) some of these games/shows/movies/books. Some of them include Pokemon (sorry Pokemon fans), Captain Planet (watched it when I was like 5); and Captain Crunch is just gross (and scary). I also apologize for the similarities to S. Giovanni's Fanfic "Survivor". I started writing this before he posted his. And I still don't own a Ferrari (.
Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to 2004's Tournament of Heroes!! Today eighteen contenders and 16 teams will face off to win 20,000 dollars... and a moped! We expect brutal fighting, dirty cheating and all out war!! It'll be even worse in the ring!! And here's your host... the Master of Games!!!!!!!
(Applause)
Master of Games: Thank you, thank you! Great to be here. We've assembled the finest group of men from various universes and dimensions, chosen randomly from this jar of names.
(Reaches hand into jar)
M.O.G.: (under breath) good thing there's only 16 names. (normal tones) Our first contestant is the current Marquees of Pharea, a small territory in the country of Lycia. He has a son named Roy and wields the deadly Durandel. From Fire Emblem, please welcome Eliwood!!
(Eliwood appears in center stage)
Eliwood: Huh? What? Where's the battlefield? Where's my horse? Where's Hector?!
(Later at the Dragon's Gate)
Hector: ... So you, Lyn, and Wallace take the left flank, and... hey? Where's Eliwood?
(Back at the show)
M.O.G.: OK Eliwood, you just sit over there. This will all be explained soon. So next are two brave little halflings. What they lack in height they make up in courage. One has defeated the Lord of the Nazgul and the other... saved the steward, his liege, from his mad father. Please welcome everyone's favorite hobbits, Merry and Pippin.
(Merry and Pippin appear) M.O.G.: are next contestants are best friends who occasionally fight crime with their friends Raven and Starfire. Please welcome the people responsible for PUTTING ME IN JAIL FOR 6 MONTHS!!!!!! (Takes deep breath and calms down) ahem....sorry...please welcome the Teen Titan boys.
(All six Titans appear Note: this is before the episode Betrayal)
MOG: whoops, the girls weren't supposed to come! (Zaps them into studio audience)
Robin: Were not agreeing to this, this could be another scam to take our powers!
BB: I guess you're save then robin.
Robin: Yehhh!!!
MOG: This time the prizes will be for the winner of my tournament.
Cyborg: Nothing you can offer us will change are mind.
MOG: The winner gets $20,000 and a Moped.
BB: I'm in, and so is my group!
C and R: BEAST BOY!!!!!
BB: what? With three people we have three chances to win the Moped!
MOG: it's settled then.
Robin: All right gang, let's get out in the first round so we can find out what he's planning.
Cyborg: OK.
BB: NO WAY! I'm going to win that Moped with or without your help!
MOG: OK. Are next contestant is well know by kids around the world. He and his two friends attend Hogwarts and practice the art of witchcraft and wizardry! He and his friends have also gone up against Voldemort (all Wizards in the audience flinch or gasp) on several occasions.
Harry Potter Fan: I bet its Harry!!!! (Someone taps his or her shoulder)
Harry: errrr....I'm right here.
HP fans: !!! MOG: Please welcome.... Ron Weasly.
HP Fans: oh... it's Ron (snarls).
(Ron walks onto the stage and is immediately pelted with boos and hisses. Terra throws her Cherry Coke.)
MOG: I can see that he is a crowd favorite. Next is a pirate from the Caribbean whose ship and crew are feared by many. Please welcome Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.
MOG: next is a green hated kid who is known for defeating Gannondorf and is sometimes mistaken for a fairy. Please welcome Link...... and his annoying fairy Navi.
Navi: Hey, Hey, Listen, Listen, come on link listen!
Link: someone shut this thing up!!!!
MOG: Okay. Next is a robot punching, reality crunching man who can fly and control his environment. But too bad that's only in the Matrix!! Here is The One also known as Neo!!
(Neo appears in a plain gray shirt and regular base pants.)
Neo: what kind of freaky Matrix is this!
MOG: Next is a mean, green, fighting machine that is known for his long tongue but longer Fangs. Welcome the cute and cuddly Yoshi!!
Yoshi: (in a cute voice) Yoshi!
Crowd: Awwwwww!!
Yoshi's thoughts: I shall destroy all who appose me in my path to victory!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
MOG: We found are next contestant long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Put your hands together For Chewbacca also known as chewy.
(A large Yeti like creature appeared and let out a roar)
MOG: Our next contestant goes to a special school for mutants like him. Please welcome the teleporting blue elf Nightcrawler.
Night crawler: I'm vot an elf!
MOG: are next contestant was a pet rat who learned the special art of the ninja and was mutated to the size of a human. He is also responsible for training 4 teenage mutant turtles into ninjas like himself.
Crowd:
MOG: Please welcome Master Splinter.
MS: I am honored to be here.
MOG: Next up is another rat with mutated powers and a cute, thunder shaped tail. He can hold so much electricity it's shocking! Ha ha, get "Shocking"!
Crowd: Boooooooo!
MOG: hey, not all of them can be good ones. Please welcome the second cute and cudley contestant, Pikachu.
Pikachu: (in a cute voice) Pikachu!!
Crowd: awwwwwww!!
What the crowd hears.....
"Pika Pika" "Yoshi" "pikachu" "yosh yosh yoshi!" "Pi"
What is really being said......
Pikachu: I am all-powerful. Anyone who stands in my way will be crushed!!!
Yoshi: Hey, you speak my kind of language! Let's make a temporary alliance!!
Pikachu: Perfect! We can crush all the weaklings first. Then share the prices
Yoshui: Yes. After destroying all, I will get the Moped and You can have the $20,000!
Pikachu: Deal!
MOG: awwww, look. There getting along and talking in there own little language.... Oh right. Anyhow. Are next contestant is the energy saving, paper recycling filler who is only on this show because we needed to fill a space.... Captain Planet!!!
Crowd: who!!
MOG: Not important. Are last and certainly least contestant is the captain of the Guppy who goes around turning children into what he calls "crunch berries". From his cell in prison, please welcome the second filler, Captain Crunch!
Children in audience: Captain Crunch!!! AHHHHHHHH!
(Children attempt to run away as the captain appears until they realize they are barred and they are escorted back to their seats by guards)
MOG: Well, that's the last of them.(puts the names back in the bin and pick two) The contestants of the first round will be............
Here is the list of who will face who, not necessarily in this order They are: Beast Boy vs. Nightcrawler Splinter vs. Eliwood Pikachu vs. Cpt. Planet Robin vs. Link( and Navi) Cyborg vs. Merry and Pippin Cap'n Crunch vs. Yoshi Ron vs. Jack Sparrow
R&R. I'm going on vacation so I don't know when I will be able to update. They may have a computer were I'm going. Until then, why not tell me who you want to face-off first. This is my first fanfic so don't flame.
TTFan1
Personal disclaimer: First of all, keep in mind that this is my first fanfic so try not to be too harsh when reviewing. I do not actually know much about (or even like) some of these games/shows/movies/books. Some of them include Pokemon (sorry Pokemon fans), Captain Planet (watched it when I was like 5); and Captain Crunch is just gross (and scary). I also apologize for the similarities to S. Giovanni's Fanfic "Survivor". I started writing this before he posted his. And I still don't own a Ferrari (.
Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to 2004's Tournament of Heroes!! Today eighteen contenders and 16 teams will face off to win 20,000 dollars... and a moped! We expect brutal fighting, dirty cheating and all out war!! It'll be even worse in the ring!! And here's your host... the Master of Games!!!!!!!
(Applause)
Master of Games: Thank you, thank you! Great to be here. We've assembled the finest group of men from various universes and dimensions, chosen randomly from this jar of names.
(Reaches hand into jar)
M.O.G.: (under breath) good thing there's only 16 names. (normal tones) Our first contestant is the current Marquees of Pharea, a small territory in the country of Lycia. He has a son named Roy and wields the deadly Durandel. From Fire Emblem, please welcome Eliwood!!
(Eliwood appears in center stage)
Eliwood: Huh? What? Where's the battlefield? Where's my horse? Where's Hector?!
(Later at the Dragon's Gate)
Hector: ... So you, Lyn, and Wallace take the left flank, and... hey? Where's Eliwood?
(Back at the show)
M.O.G.: OK Eliwood, you just sit over there. This will all be explained soon. So next are two brave little halflings. What they lack in height they make up in courage. One has defeated the Lord of the Nazgul and the other... saved the steward, his liege, from his mad father. Please welcome everyone's favorite hobbits, Merry and Pippin.
(Merry and Pippin appear) M.O.G.: are next contestants are best friends who occasionally fight crime with their friends Raven and Starfire. Please welcome the people responsible for PUTTING ME IN JAIL FOR 6 MONTHS!!!!!! (Takes deep breath and calms down) ahem....sorry...please welcome the Teen Titan boys.
(All six Titans appear Note: this is before the episode Betrayal)
MOG: whoops, the girls weren't supposed to come! (Zaps them into studio audience)
Robin: Were not agreeing to this, this could be another scam to take our powers!
BB: I guess you're save then robin.
Robin: Yehhh!!!
MOG: This time the prizes will be for the winner of my tournament.
Cyborg: Nothing you can offer us will change are mind.
MOG: The winner gets $20,000 and a Moped.
BB: I'm in, and so is my group!
C and R: BEAST BOY!!!!!
BB: what? With three people we have three chances to win the Moped!
MOG: it's settled then.
Robin: All right gang, let's get out in the first round so we can find out what he's planning.
Cyborg: OK.
BB: NO WAY! I'm going to win that Moped with or without your help!
MOG: OK. Are next contestant is well know by kids around the world. He and his two friends attend Hogwarts and practice the art of witchcraft and wizardry! He and his friends have also gone up against Voldemort (all Wizards in the audience flinch or gasp) on several occasions.
Harry Potter Fan: I bet its Harry!!!! (Someone taps his or her shoulder)
Harry: errrr....I'm right here.
HP fans: !!! MOG: Please welcome.... Ron Weasly.
HP Fans: oh... it's Ron (snarls).
(Ron walks onto the stage and is immediately pelted with boos and hisses. Terra throws her Cherry Coke.)
MOG: I can see that he is a crowd favorite. Next is a pirate from the Caribbean whose ship and crew are feared by many. Please welcome Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.
MOG: next is a green hated kid who is known for defeating Gannondorf and is sometimes mistaken for a fairy. Please welcome Link...... and his annoying fairy Navi.
Navi: Hey, Hey, Listen, Listen, come on link listen!
Link: someone shut this thing up!!!!
MOG: Okay. Next is a robot punching, reality crunching man who can fly and control his environment. But too bad that's only in the Matrix!! Here is The One also known as Neo!!
(Neo appears in a plain gray shirt and regular base pants.)
Neo: what kind of freaky Matrix is this!
MOG: Next is a mean, green, fighting machine that is known for his long tongue but longer Fangs. Welcome the cute and cuddly Yoshi!!
Yoshi: (in a cute voice) Yoshi!
Crowd: Awwwwww!!
Yoshi's thoughts: I shall destroy all who appose me in my path to victory!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
MOG: We found are next contestant long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Put your hands together For Chewbacca also known as chewy.
(A large Yeti like creature appeared and let out a roar)
MOG: Our next contestant goes to a special school for mutants like him. Please welcome the teleporting blue elf Nightcrawler.
Night crawler: I'm vot an elf!
MOG: are next contestant was a pet rat who learned the special art of the ninja and was mutated to the size of a human. He is also responsible for training 4 teenage mutant turtles into ninjas like himself.
Crowd:
MOG: Please welcome Master Splinter.
MS: I am honored to be here.
MOG: Next up is another rat with mutated powers and a cute, thunder shaped tail. He can hold so much electricity it's shocking! Ha ha, get "Shocking"!
Crowd: Boooooooo!
MOG: hey, not all of them can be good ones. Please welcome the second cute and cudley contestant, Pikachu.
Pikachu: (in a cute voice) Pikachu!!
Crowd: awwwwwww!!
What the crowd hears.....
"Pika Pika" "Yoshi" "pikachu" "yosh yosh yoshi!" "Pi"
What is really being said......
Pikachu: I am all-powerful. Anyone who stands in my way will be crushed!!!
Yoshi: Hey, you speak my kind of language! Let's make a temporary alliance!!
Pikachu: Perfect! We can crush all the weaklings first. Then share the prices
Yoshui: Yes. After destroying all, I will get the Moped and You can have the $20,000!
Pikachu: Deal!
MOG: awwww, look. There getting along and talking in there own little language.... Oh right. Anyhow. Are next contestant is the energy saving, paper recycling filler who is only on this show because we needed to fill a space.... Captain Planet!!!
Crowd: who!!
MOG: Not important. Are last and certainly least contestant is the captain of the Guppy who goes around turning children into what he calls "crunch berries". From his cell in prison, please welcome the second filler, Captain Crunch!
Children in audience: Captain Crunch!!! AHHHHHHHH!
(Children attempt to run away as the captain appears until they realize they are barred and they are escorted back to their seats by guards)
MOG: Well, that's the last of them.(puts the names back in the bin and pick two) The contestants of the first round will be............
Here is the list of who will face who, not necessarily in this order They are: Beast Boy vs. Nightcrawler Splinter vs. Eliwood Pikachu vs. Cpt. Planet Robin vs. Link( and Navi) Cyborg vs. Merry and Pippin Cap'n Crunch vs. Yoshi Ron vs. Jack Sparrow
R&R. I'm going on vacation so I don't know when I will be able to update. They may have a computer were I'm going. Until then, why not tell me who you want to face-off first. This is my first fanfic so don't flame.
TTFan1
