Disclaimer: Look I don't want to type out the 20 or so things I don't own so I'm just going to say I don't own anything in this fanfic accept the plot. Still no Ferrari ï.
Personal Disclaimer: O.K., I'm sorry I haven't put up anything for a month. I have been on vacation for a week. It's not like I was just goofing around for the past 30.
But anyways, I'm real sorry so don't come to my house with some sort of heavy blunt object!
Chapter 2: The alliance
(Everyone in the contest is in a white room. The Teen Titan boys are in the corner discussing and yelling at Beast Boy, Yoshi and Pikachu are plotting, Master splinter is meditating, and the others are mostly looking around the room at this strange group.)
Robin: Beast Boy, you must throw the match. We have to investigate what the Master of Games is planning and we need your help.
B B: Listen I think I have a good chance of winning and if you won't help me I won't let you ride on my shiny new Moped I'm going to win.
Cyborg: Yeah Robin, like we actually need a green elf's help.
B B: Yeah Robin...Hey! What do you mean you don't need my help? And for your information these "elf" ears is what attracts the ladies.
Navi: Ohhhhh yeah!
Robin: Fine me and Cyborg will recruit the other losers!
B B: Fine.
(Jack Sparrow sees Master Splinter meditating and begins to paint his face the Oakland Raiders' colors. Pikachu and Yoshi are coming to agreement.)
Pikachu: Soooo... we have a deal then?
Yoshi: Yes, first we defeat all other opponents, and when it comes down to you and me, you will take the fall.
Pikachu: Yes, after taking orders from a loser like ash for most of my life, I'm used to losing battles.
(The door slides open and in steps Slade and his goons)
Titans: gasp It's Slade and his goons.
Gizmo: I'm not a goon; I'm his technical advisor!
Cyborg: Oh, I'm sorry, you're a nerd-goon!
Gizmo: grumblemumblesnot eating little...grumble.
Slade: Calm down, we just work here part time. We're here just to make sure the show runs smoothly.
Mammoth: I thought we were here to help Master of Games...ouch, Boss what was that for.
Slade: Shut-up fool, I told you to keep your mouth shut! Heh heh... what a joker that Mammoth is.
Robin: Slade, we're going to find out what's going on around here!
Slade: What makes you think anything strange is going around here? Hah hah Hah hah hah ...ahem...anyways, Pikachu and Captain Planet are up first. Please follow me along with anyone who wants to watch the match.
(Everyone except Master Splinter walks with Slade down a long hallway with only one door. Beast Boy walks up to nightcrawler)
B B: Sooo, you're Nightcrawler, right? Mind if I call you Nighty?
Nightcrawler: Nein.
B B: Good. Listen nighty I know your weakness. Is says right here in issue 16 of The Amazing X-men that Sabretooth held on to you and you couldn't teleport!
Nighty: No, vats no true. The writers at Marvel added vat to juice it up!
B B: Yeah right. Try getting into that room over there.
(Beast Boy transforms and gives nightcrawler a bear hug, literally)
Slade: Nooo! Not in there! You can't go in there!
B B: But-
Slade: No buts! Anyone who goes in there will be automatically disqualified!
B B: O.K., fine. We won't.
(The group returns to there walk down the hallway and soon come to the stage. On it is a giant boxing-ring with a machine attached to it. Master of Games is next to the ring with his microphone)
Master of Games: what took you so long, were live in 2 minutes.
Slade: They tried to go in your "office".
M O G: What? I don't have an office.
Slade: you know, the office in the hallway winkwink.
M O G: oh, yes, now I remember. That office. Now hurry up, we don't have much time. Get those two up here
(Pikachu and Captain Planet walk up to the ring. As Ron goes to sit with the other contestants, he steps on a Cherry Choke)
Ron: Sigh Maybe I should go back to the room.
Gizmo: We're on in 5...4...3...2...1...
M O G: Hello everybody, welcome to are second episode of Galaxy Feud! Today we're going to see Captain Planet and Pikachu take part in what we hope is an epic battle! But first, let's learn more about Captain Planet.
(Gizmo switches screen to a short clip about Captain Planet)
M O G: O.K., you two. Between this clip and commercials, we have 20 minutes we still need to fill so make this good.
Gizmo: Get set, the clip is almost over. Come on, get in your places. (Pikachu and Captain Planet stand on opposite sides of the ring)
M O G: All right. Now is the part you've been waiting for. Gizmo, activate the random terrain machine. (The machine attached to the ring starts rumbling) This machine chooses and activates a terrain you will fight on and it has chosen...forest!
(Trees and bushes start springing up from the ground. Captain Planet flies up to avoid being hit but Pikachu is hit by a tree and lies at the top.
Neo: Hey, that's not fair!!!
M O G: Woops...heh heh. I guess we should have activated the terrain before the contestants entered the ring. Well, Captain Planet looks like you're the wi-
Merry: Wait!!! Look!!!!
(Pikachu, despite his injuries rises and leaps down from the tree)
Audience: !!!!
M O G: Wow! Pikachu is still up! Looks like this won't be a short match after all.
Pikachu: Hey, Captain Planet, Haven't you ever played Pokemon? Lightning is good against flying. (Pikachu sends a bolt of electricity that fries Captain Planet and sends him hurling towards the ground)
M O G: Then again it might still be. Mammoth, carry the Captain to the "infirmary".
Gizmo: Boss! We still have 19 minutes to fill
M O G: Then run another clip and cut to commercials.
Gizmo: What clip!
M O G: I don't know! The Pikachu one! Look people we have to fill a lot more time so were going to another battle. Any suggestions, Pikachu? You did win so I guess you can chose.
Pikachu: (points toward Yoshi) Pika-pi.
M O G: I'm guessing you mean Yoshi. Let's see... it says here that Yoshi is supposed to fight Captain Crunch. Well...what are you waiting for step next to the ring. Gizmo, if you don't mind...
Gizmo: Way in head of you boss. (Activates random terrain machine, or RTM and it come out to a subway station)
Pippin: Hey Merry, I bet the guy in the funny hats going to win.
Merry: Yeah right, the little frog thing definitely going to win.
Pippin: No way, I'll bet three gold coins he won't.
Merry: Deal!
Neo: I Don't trust that RTM
Eliwood: You don't trust any machine.
Neo: Of course! All computers are evil and wrong.
Cyborg: Shows how much you know. At least I have a power to fight with.
Neo: like your friend Robin has a power!
Starfire: At least we don't have wires sticking out of the back of our necks!
Cyborg: Hey! I do.
M O G: Hey! Audience! Calm down! We're about to go back on air!
Gizmo: Correction, we're live right now!
M O G: Um...right! Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, back to our show. Your lucky because tonight we will show 2, maybe even three battles tonight. Here's a clip of one of are next contestants...Captain Crunch! (Gizmo plays clip) Gizmo! Next time we're about to go live, give me a warning. I-
Gizmo: But-
M O G: No buts. You-
Gizmo: Boss we're about to go back on!
M O G: What!
Gizmo: I was trying to tell you it was a short clip!
M O G: Come on. Places everybody! Ahem...so now that you know one of our contestants, lets see him battle!
(They come at each other and Yoshi immediately grabs Captain Crunch with his tongue and swings him around)
M O G: (to himself) that's an amazing tongue! I must have his power! (Quietly) Gizmo, see if you can tilt this match in the Captains favor.
(Yoshi lets go and Captain Crunch is flung across the stage and Yoshi is left alone on the tracks. Gizmo activates the subway train and it comes racing towards his back)
Pikachu: Yoshi! Watch out!!!
(Yoshi jumps out of the way just in time)
M O G: Darn almost had him!
(Yoshi faces his foe)
Captain Crunch: Uh-Oh! Um...would you like a crunchberry!
Yoshi: Fruit!
(The following sequence of events is so gory and gruesome, if I described it to you, this story would go from PG, to PG-13 or R. So all I will say is that Yoshi is no longer hungry and a nice article will in next week's obituaries)
Harry: Wow! I've fought 100 soul-sucking demons, a 200-foot long snake, and a man with two faces. But that was the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed!
Starfire: All at once!
Yoshi: Belch Crunchitize this Captain!!
M O G: (throws out Captain Crunch's hat) Wow...that was graphic! Um...we'll be back after these messages.
So, that's my second chapter, see if you can guess who goes next. Reveiw or I won't continue!
Personal Disclaimer: O.K., I'm sorry I haven't put up anything for a month. I have been on vacation for a week. It's not like I was just goofing around for the past 30.
But anyways, I'm real sorry so don't come to my house with some sort of heavy blunt object!
Chapter 2: The alliance
(Everyone in the contest is in a white room. The Teen Titan boys are in the corner discussing and yelling at Beast Boy, Yoshi and Pikachu are plotting, Master splinter is meditating, and the others are mostly looking around the room at this strange group.)
Robin: Beast Boy, you must throw the match. We have to investigate what the Master of Games is planning and we need your help.
B B: Listen I think I have a good chance of winning and if you won't help me I won't let you ride on my shiny new Moped I'm going to win.
Cyborg: Yeah Robin, like we actually need a green elf's help.
B B: Yeah Robin...Hey! What do you mean you don't need my help? And for your information these "elf" ears is what attracts the ladies.
Navi: Ohhhhh yeah!
Robin: Fine me and Cyborg will recruit the other losers!
B B: Fine.
(Jack Sparrow sees Master Splinter meditating and begins to paint his face the Oakland Raiders' colors. Pikachu and Yoshi are coming to agreement.)
Pikachu: Soooo... we have a deal then?
Yoshi: Yes, first we defeat all other opponents, and when it comes down to you and me, you will take the fall.
Pikachu: Yes, after taking orders from a loser like ash for most of my life, I'm used to losing battles.
(The door slides open and in steps Slade and his goons)
Titans: gasp It's Slade and his goons.
Gizmo: I'm not a goon; I'm his technical advisor!
Cyborg: Oh, I'm sorry, you're a nerd-goon!
Gizmo: grumblemumblesnot eating little...grumble.
Slade: Calm down, we just work here part time. We're here just to make sure the show runs smoothly.
Mammoth: I thought we were here to help Master of Games...ouch, Boss what was that for.
Slade: Shut-up fool, I told you to keep your mouth shut! Heh heh... what a joker that Mammoth is.
Robin: Slade, we're going to find out what's going on around here!
Slade: What makes you think anything strange is going around here? Hah hah Hah hah hah ...ahem...anyways, Pikachu and Captain Planet are up first. Please follow me along with anyone who wants to watch the match.
(Everyone except Master Splinter walks with Slade down a long hallway with only one door. Beast Boy walks up to nightcrawler)
B B: Sooo, you're Nightcrawler, right? Mind if I call you Nighty?
Nightcrawler: Nein.
B B: Good. Listen nighty I know your weakness. Is says right here in issue 16 of The Amazing X-men that Sabretooth held on to you and you couldn't teleport!
Nighty: No, vats no true. The writers at Marvel added vat to juice it up!
B B: Yeah right. Try getting into that room over there.
(Beast Boy transforms and gives nightcrawler a bear hug, literally)
Slade: Nooo! Not in there! You can't go in there!
B B: But-
Slade: No buts! Anyone who goes in there will be automatically disqualified!
B B: O.K., fine. We won't.
(The group returns to there walk down the hallway and soon come to the stage. On it is a giant boxing-ring with a machine attached to it. Master of Games is next to the ring with his microphone)
Master of Games: what took you so long, were live in 2 minutes.
Slade: They tried to go in your "office".
M O G: What? I don't have an office.
Slade: you know, the office in the hallway winkwink.
M O G: oh, yes, now I remember. That office. Now hurry up, we don't have much time. Get those two up here
(Pikachu and Captain Planet walk up to the ring. As Ron goes to sit with the other contestants, he steps on a Cherry Choke)
Ron: Sigh Maybe I should go back to the room.
Gizmo: We're on in 5...4...3...2...1...
M O G: Hello everybody, welcome to are second episode of Galaxy Feud! Today we're going to see Captain Planet and Pikachu take part in what we hope is an epic battle! But first, let's learn more about Captain Planet.
(Gizmo switches screen to a short clip about Captain Planet)
M O G: O.K., you two. Between this clip and commercials, we have 20 minutes we still need to fill so make this good.
Gizmo: Get set, the clip is almost over. Come on, get in your places. (Pikachu and Captain Planet stand on opposite sides of the ring)
M O G: All right. Now is the part you've been waiting for. Gizmo, activate the random terrain machine. (The machine attached to the ring starts rumbling) This machine chooses and activates a terrain you will fight on and it has chosen...forest!
(Trees and bushes start springing up from the ground. Captain Planet flies up to avoid being hit but Pikachu is hit by a tree and lies at the top.
Neo: Hey, that's not fair!!!
M O G: Woops...heh heh. I guess we should have activated the terrain before the contestants entered the ring. Well, Captain Planet looks like you're the wi-
Merry: Wait!!! Look!!!!
(Pikachu, despite his injuries rises and leaps down from the tree)
Audience: !!!!
M O G: Wow! Pikachu is still up! Looks like this won't be a short match after all.
Pikachu: Hey, Captain Planet, Haven't you ever played Pokemon? Lightning is good against flying. (Pikachu sends a bolt of electricity that fries Captain Planet and sends him hurling towards the ground)
M O G: Then again it might still be. Mammoth, carry the Captain to the "infirmary".
Gizmo: Boss! We still have 19 minutes to fill
M O G: Then run another clip and cut to commercials.
Gizmo: What clip!
M O G: I don't know! The Pikachu one! Look people we have to fill a lot more time so were going to another battle. Any suggestions, Pikachu? You did win so I guess you can chose.
Pikachu: (points toward Yoshi) Pika-pi.
M O G: I'm guessing you mean Yoshi. Let's see... it says here that Yoshi is supposed to fight Captain Crunch. Well...what are you waiting for step next to the ring. Gizmo, if you don't mind...
Gizmo: Way in head of you boss. (Activates random terrain machine, or RTM and it come out to a subway station)
Pippin: Hey Merry, I bet the guy in the funny hats going to win.
Merry: Yeah right, the little frog thing definitely going to win.
Pippin: No way, I'll bet three gold coins he won't.
Merry: Deal!
Neo: I Don't trust that RTM
Eliwood: You don't trust any machine.
Neo: Of course! All computers are evil and wrong.
Cyborg: Shows how much you know. At least I have a power to fight with.
Neo: like your friend Robin has a power!
Starfire: At least we don't have wires sticking out of the back of our necks!
Cyborg: Hey! I do.
M O G: Hey! Audience! Calm down! We're about to go back on air!
Gizmo: Correction, we're live right now!
M O G: Um...right! Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, back to our show. Your lucky because tonight we will show 2, maybe even three battles tonight. Here's a clip of one of are next contestants...Captain Crunch! (Gizmo plays clip) Gizmo! Next time we're about to go live, give me a warning. I-
Gizmo: But-
M O G: No buts. You-
Gizmo: Boss we're about to go back on!
M O G: What!
Gizmo: I was trying to tell you it was a short clip!
M O G: Come on. Places everybody! Ahem...so now that you know one of our contestants, lets see him battle!
(They come at each other and Yoshi immediately grabs Captain Crunch with his tongue and swings him around)
M O G: (to himself) that's an amazing tongue! I must have his power! (Quietly) Gizmo, see if you can tilt this match in the Captains favor.
(Yoshi lets go and Captain Crunch is flung across the stage and Yoshi is left alone on the tracks. Gizmo activates the subway train and it comes racing towards his back)
Pikachu: Yoshi! Watch out!!!
(Yoshi jumps out of the way just in time)
M O G: Darn almost had him!
(Yoshi faces his foe)
Captain Crunch: Uh-Oh! Um...would you like a crunchberry!
Yoshi: Fruit!
(The following sequence of events is so gory and gruesome, if I described it to you, this story would go from PG, to PG-13 or R. So all I will say is that Yoshi is no longer hungry and a nice article will in next week's obituaries)
Harry: Wow! I've fought 100 soul-sucking demons, a 200-foot long snake, and a man with two faces. But that was the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed!
Starfire: All at once!
Yoshi: Belch Crunchitize this Captain!!
M O G: (throws out Captain Crunch's hat) Wow...that was graphic! Um...we'll be back after these messages.
So, that's my second chapter, see if you can guess who goes next. Reveiw or I won't continue!
