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Chapter 6: Rockin' Robin
The contestants in the white padded room. Cyborg has reattached his limbs and has started his work on Neo. Eliwood has sharpened his sword and is sparring the thin air. Must everyone is playing Scrabble. Jack Sparrow and Yoshi are arguing if "yo-yoshi" is a word. Slade walks in and he's laughing his head off.
"What's so funny?" asked Robin suspiciously.
"The Ma-Master of Games wa-wants you." he said with tears in his eyes. He left the room laughing, muttering the Master of Games name every so often. As soon as they entered the screening room, what was so funny become apparent. The Master of Games had shrunk down to half his size. Everyone burst out laughing except Pippin.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"He's a midget." said Jack Sparrow, rolling on the floor.
"Looks fine to me." said Pippin.
"Very funny!" said the Master of Games in a rather squeakier voice than normal. This just made everyone laugh harder.
"OK, Master of Games," said Robin in a more serious voice, "There's no way you can learn to fly, turn green, and shrink to the size of the hobbit in three days! You must be stealing powers.
The Master of Games shrugged. "It could be puberty. I mean, my voice is cracking."
"Well how old are you?" asked Raven.
"Ummm... not important! I want Eliwood and Splinter on stage, now!"
Eliwood and Splinter shake hands and walk up. Pikachu watches with interest. He begins talking to Yoshi in his language.
"Who do you want to win, Yoshi?"
"The Eliwood fool is weak. He will certainly lose."
"Yes, but we want the weak to win! That way we can beat them in the next round. Fighting the redheaded loser would be easy, but I'd hate to fight Splinter!" (coughforeshadowingcough)
Jinx walks in with several needles and gloves. She sets them down next to the broken RTM. "Well, I've found the combination of drugs to stop the moaning." She said.
"Great! Put it over there and teach the combination to Gizmo and Slade, too," said Master of Games. Jinx starts to giggle but stops herself. "What is so funny? Is it my height?"
"No sir." Said Jinx, suppressing more giggles.
"Then what is it?" the Master of Games was nearly yelling now.
"It's your voice!" Jinx barely got the sentence out between fits of laughter. "It's even higher than Gizmo!"
The Master of Games ignored the comment and went back to the stage. "Slade, with my current condition, you have to take my place as the host of the show. Can you handle that?"
"Yes sir." answered Slade.
"Good, because we go live soon." Said the Master of Games.
Slade took the microphone and took his position in front of the battle ring. "Ummm...hello viewers. Today we will...um...watch people fight. Annnnnd...GO!" Slade said nervously.
Eliwood and Master Splinter stared at each other and sat down.
"What are you doing?!" Slade asked horrified.
"We will not fight in this ridiculous tournament of yours! We will not hurt each other for the sake of 20,000 dollars!" said Splinter.
"And a moped." Eliwood added.
Slade looked pleadingly at the Master of Games and gulped. "If none of you fight, I'll eliminate you both!"
But Eliwood said, "We do not care. I would rather die."
Slade looked around the room looking for some help and saw Mammoth eating a sub. "If you don't fight," he said, "I'll add in Mammoth!"
The two exchanged wide-eyed glances and assumed fighting positions.
"Sorry about this, Eliwood." Said the rat.
"No problem." Said Eliwood watching Mammoth fearfully, who having finished the sub, had started eating the plate.
The two approached each other, weapons raised. Eliwood lunged with his rapier, but Splinter tripped him with his cane. Splinter started whacking at his kneecaps with the cane. Eliwood tried to limp away but Splinter followed him around the ring, giving him brutal whacks to the head. Eliwood eventually was knocked unconscious and Master Splinter was declared the winner.
"Once again, I am sorry." Said the old rat.
"Pika!" Pickachu yelled, which in his own language means "Darn".
Slade told Gizmo to go to commercials. "Sorry Master of games, I just can't take this host stuff much longer!"
"That's all right," said the pint-sized Master of Games. "With Eliwood going to the 'infirmary', I should be back to normal size tomorrow." As he said this, Mammoth carried the young swordsman away.
Slade looked up at the crowd. And began to give orders. "Link & Navi are up against Robin for the last fight of the first round so get up here." The only three who hadn't fought yet slowly descended down to the stage. "Hurry! This isn't time to drag your feet!"
Eventually, the battlers made their way to the stage just as the commercials ended. "Welcome back to this...um...show thing. Here's another fight between Robin and...um... Robin and...uh... that kid with a green hat."
"My name is Link!" Link replied, obviously offended. But he was soon distracted when Slade yelled "GO!"
"O.K." thought Robin "I have to lose in order to do some investigation, but I have to avoid being sent to the 'infirmary'. So I'll just wait for him to come at me with that sword of his."
Link was also deep in thought. "Why doesn't he attack or draw weapons? Surely he knows that will make him lose. What could he be planning? Maybe-"
"Hey Link! Link! Hey Link! He doesn't draw weapons! See Link! See!" Navi interrupted, bobbing up and down franticly.
"Yes Navi, I do" said Link in a very annoyed tone.
"Good. Very good! What's he planning? Huh Link? What's he planning? Huh? Huh? What?" said Navi, bobbing up and down even faster.
"That's what I was trying to figure out!!" Link was screaming now but he soon calmed down. "You there, isn't your name Robin?"
"Yes." Said Robin, wondering why his opponent was asking his name in the middle of a battle.
"Why do you not draw your weapon? Is something wrong?" Link asked, hoping for an answer to his strange actions.
"No." Robin said plainly. "I am just waiting for you to strike me. Come, I am not afraid."
"What bravery, I am honored." Link said. "I will not strike such a courageous foe."
"What!" Robin yelled. "No! You must strike me. NOW!"
"Never!!!" Link yelled. "You shall win if you like it or not!!!"
"NO! I'm going to lose and you can't do any thing about it!"
"Oh yes I can!!" Link said pulling out his sword. "I might just slip and hit myself with my own sword."
"Noooooo!!!" Robin ran over and grabbed Link's sword. "I am going to lose!"
"Ummmm..." said Navi, watching the strange tug-of-war going on between Link and Robin. "I think Link has gone crazy, trying to lose like that. Maybe I can help Robin win this tug-of-war." Navi swooped down and bit Link's hand (If fairies have mouths) and Link let go of the sword to suck on his injured finger. Robin fell to the floor with the sword.
"Hah!" Robin shouted, looking down at his bleeding leg. "Looks like I lose! I lose! Yes!"
"Navi! I was about to lose! What did you do that for?"
"Ummm... sorry?" said Navi, not sure what she was apologizing for.
Well, that's the next chapter. Sorry it was so long. R&R like always. The next round will consist of these battles. Tell me who you would like to face off first.
Yoshi vs Chewbacca Pickachu vs Master Splinter Nightcrawler vs Ron
Link&Navi vs Pippin
