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Personal disclaimer: This chapter is written by A. If you don't know what that means, read my profiles. Also, you may realize that I have switched to just Humor. This hereby makes it legal to write script format. MWAH HAHAHAHAHA! Freedom at last! Also, I know that its been one month. No need to tell me. I'm sorry about the long wait so finally...
(Trumpet blowing)
THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!
Chapter 7: Secrets Revealed!
(The time is one hour past the last battle. The victorious combatants are talking amongst themselves happily. Cyborg has made no advancement on Neo's condition. Robin is whispering to Eliwood and Sparrow. Slade is watching them suspiciously.)
Eliwood: You mean you've seen this guy before.
Robin: I didn't just see him, I fought him.
Sparrow: Was he hard?
Robin: Last time there was eight of us and we were all from one dimension. He must have expanded his horizons to get more power. He'll be easier if we fight him before he gets more people.
(Master of Games walks in with Mammoth, no longer a midget.)
MOG: All right everyone; I'm back so listen up. Winners go with Mr. Slade, losers with Mammoth, and the audience goes with Jinx. Lights go out at midnight. The audience may go home if you want. Tickets to the next round will go on sale tonight. Free tickets will go the winner's families and friends.
Ron: Where are we going?
MOG: Your own private rooms. The losers will all sleep in one room.
Raven: Can we stay even though our friends are out?
Slade: If you want. Any other questions?
Terra: When are the others leaving the infirmary?
(Master of Games and Slade exchange looks) MOG: They're doing fine! Bedtime!
Terra: That wasn't my question!
Cyborg: Hey pirate, help me with Neo.
(The losers and Mammoth are down the hallway)
Mammoth: Argh! We've passed this door that says "Master of Games's Lab: Do Not Enter!!!" seven times.
Eliwood: Actually, sir, I'm pretty sure this is where we're sleeping.
Mammoth, Robin, and Cyborg: What!?
Jack Sparrow: Yeah mates, don't you remember. wink wink
Robin and Cyborg: Oh yeeeeaaah. That's right.
Mammoth: (shrugs) If you're sure. (hands Robin key card and leaves.)
(Robin slashes the card and they walk through. The room is filled with test tubes, beakers and lab tables. At the back of the room are sixteen steel cages. On the walls are hung various masks, weapons, and artifacts. On the other wall, there is a file system and a huge machine. They put down Neo on a table and start exploring.)
Cyborg: This guy has everything! Here's a lightsaber, Samus's suit, Majora's Mask, and is this Chaos Emerald?!
Jack Sparrow: Samus's suit! Let me try it on, mate!
Eliwood: This stuff isn't that impressive. I mean I...WHOA! Is this the Sword of Seals!
Robin: Hey guys! Check out this letter:
"Dear Sir(s)/Madam(s)
My name is the Master of Games! I am aware that you are having trouble with your arch-foe! If they need exterminating I'm your man! I understand in the case of revenge I cannot kill them, but simply deliver them too you! All I request is a bit of your power.
Hopefully yours,
Melroy "Master of Games" Cummingham
Slade Wilson, Mercenary for Hire, a.k.a. Deathstroke"
Jack Sparrow: Master of Games's real name is Melroy! Hah!
Robin: Slade's name is Slade!?!? I obsessed about his name and I knew it all the time!!!
Eliwood: How are they promised our delivery if we're in the pendent? He still wants our powers doesn't he?
Cyborg: (looking at twelve talismans) From the looks of it, he wants their powers. And how do you know about the pendent?
Eliwood: It's attached to that machine.
(They walk over to the machine next to the cages.)
Cyborg: It looks like it's an attachment to the original pendent. But what does it do?
Robin: Hey! Three of these cages are occupied.
Sparrow: It's the Captian, the green kid and the wee l'il fellow.
Robin: Beast Boy! Are you all right! Have you eaten? Do we have any food?
Sparrow: Bad move, mate. The sign says, "Please do not feed the Zombies."
Robin: Oh, well if the sign...ZOMBIES!!
Cyborg: Oh no! Well we won't have to eat tofu anymore!
Robin: That's not funny!
Eliwood: I thought it was!
Robin: So we have four questions: One, why is Beast Boy a zombie? Two, what does that machine do? Three, how is Master of Games planning to do with these zombies? Four, why does Slade call himself Slade?! It's completely uncreative!!
?: I can answer that!
(Slade is standing in the doorway with his goons and his nerd-goon. He has a knife to Neo's throat. Mammoth is looking sad and cracking his fists furiously.)
Slade: When you told Mammoth this was your room, he had his doubts and asked me. You did a good thing, Mammoth.
Mammoth: Really?(He looks much happier.)
Slade: Yes. You gave me an excuse to capture them! Now the three of you, hands up and weapons down, or Neo gets it!
Eliwood: Three? Where's Sparrow?
Slade: What?
The three: Nothing!
Slade: Allow me to answer your questions. This machine doesn't zap a person; it zaps a person's soul, for a lack of a better word. Their powers and mind is all we take. It leaves a body that is designed to listen to me, Master of Games, and the "consumer".
Cyborg: Consumer?
Slade: We are selling you as slaves to your arch-foes! I get all the Titans! And does the name Zephidel ring a bell?
Eliwood: Impossible! I saved his life!
Slade: Your quest has come to his attention and begun a dragon obsession in his mind. Anyone who handled a weapon designed against dragons is a threat to him.
Robin: What do you want with us?
Slade: Your friends will join H.I.V.E. and you will become my personal apprentice...forever!!! Now step in those cages. (They obey and Slade locks them in. When he reaches Robins cell, he smiles.) And if you must know, Robin, I wanted to be called Deathstroke, but Cartoon Network thought it was too intense for small children. Between you and me, you can call me Deathstroke. But soon you will call me Master!
Robin: People like you always end up dieing in some painful way, like boiling in lava, Deathstroke!
Slade: Psh! Like that's going to happen!
(Slade and his goons leave Neo behind and leave.)
Well, the end! In case you care at all, the thing about Deathstroke is all true. Cartoon Network did think it was too intense and scary. His real name is Slade Wilson. If you haven't seen Aftershock Part 1, the last joke probably makes no sense, so just ignore it. You might not even know it's a joke.
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