Nowd we have two cover this hole, Ravn said. An maybee stop theees tipohs.
Har har, Raven. Robin said. Look, we have to get rid of it before anything else comes out.
Then you are too late, young one. a deep, metallic voice said.
The Teen Titans turned to see an imposing Darth Vader wannabe wearing an apron. Dark Vizor! Oh noes!!!
Oh, my nose! Starfire said. Robin explained.
Actually, Star, it's oh noes', the plural of oh no'. It comes from the online comic strip 8-bit Theater.
Oh, I see, so instead of two-bit, it is eight?
Okay, stop the explanation already. Vizor demanded. We have a lot of exposition to get through.
Cyborg pressed his button.
This hole between time and space and dancing lobsters occured when the Great War started.
Spongebob walked into the Cartoon Network studios.
Say no more, dude, say no more. BB said.
Such a great disturbance in the Farce allowed this wormhole to appear. If it cannot be closed, then great cameos are expected. I myself appear in Star Bores. And now, I'm going to take over your Network and rule the cartoon industry, thereby controlling all cameos, even those greater than myself!
Name one. Robin ordered.
Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon, Black Mage, Kurama, Sam the self-aware bowl of soup-
asked Raven.
Okay, so I made the last one up. But that's not the point. The REAL point is that my goal is to use the Farce and become THE MAN! I shall rule with an iron fist, and maybe a second-one! And then, I shall make Starfire and Raven my sexy bi- WAUGH! Vizor shouted, blasted by Cyborg, while simultaneously being kicked by Robin, rammed by BB, and forced by Raven into the hole.
Now what? asked Robin.
GWAR!!!!!! shouted a wingaling dragon, flying from the hole.
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived.
