Disclaimer: I don't own any of the South Park characters that are actually ON the show...but Megan and my new fankids whom you will find out about in this story.

Kenny Wins the Lottery

by SP Princess

Prologue

It was a crisp wintery day in the town of South Park, Colorado, and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny were up in Stan's clubhouse playing Go Fish. It was Kyle's turn and he studied his cards carefully.

"Cartman, do you have any sixes?" Kyle asked.

"Damn it! You're jewing me out of all my good cards, you goddamn Jew!" Cartman said angrily, handing over three sixes.

"Don't belittle my people, fat ass!" Kyle said, defending himself.

"Don't call me fat!" Cartman fired back.

"Enough!" Stan interrupted, "I'm sick of playing cards anyway."

"Yeah, Go Fish is gay," Kenny muffled under his parka, "What we should do is get some really hot girls to play strip poker with us!"

As usual, the boys laughed at Kenny's pervertedness and Kenny was pleased with himself.

"So today's your birthday, Kenny, huh?" Kyle said.

"Yeah and every year on me and Kevin's birthdays my mom goes out to buy cake," Kenny said happily.

"Wow...that must cost like all the money you guys make in a month!" Cartman said, laughing.

"Stop being such a dick, Cartman! It's not Kenny's fault he's poor." Stan said.

"Yeah I suppose that's true," Cartman said thoughtfully, "It's his alchoholic parents fault for using all their money to get beer."

"Fuck you!" Kenny said, hurt.

"Hey you better not let your girlfriend hear you talk like that," Kyle said,"She'd be pissed."

"Well that bitch can't run my life," Cartman said, "And I don't have to listen to her either. Next time I see her and she tells me either to do or not to do something I'm just gonna say 'Megan, shut your bitch ass up and get me some Cheesy Poofs!"

"Cartman!" Megan called from below the tree house, "I want you to go ice skating with me."

"Coming, Megan!" Cartman yelled back. He looked at his friends faces who all had one eyebrow raised and said, "What?!? At least I actually HAVE a girlfriend unlike you three losers! And I'm gonna go with her RIGHT now! And not because she told me to either, but because I want to!"

"Do you even know HOW to ice skate?" Stan asked.

"He's so fat he'd probably fall right through the ice," Kyle said, and all three of them started laughing.

"I AM NOT FAT!!! Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"I thought you were going ice skating," Stan said.

And all of the boys laughed hysterically as Cartman left the tree house.

A sloppy looking cake lay on the table as the McCormicks gathered around for Kenny's birthday dinner. Kenny's mom had got it at the bakery for only 50 cents because it had been sat on. Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Megan had politely accompanied Kenny to the dinner (Except for Cartman, who was forced to go against his will as always) And they ate cake, which Cartman refused to eat because it probably tasted like ass, and everyone got Kenny a pretty decent gift, except for Cartman, who got him a lottery card.

"Here, Kenny, now maybe your family won't be poor anymore!" Cartman said

And later that night, out of sheer curiosity, Kenny scratched off the card just to see if he won anything at all. Even 2 dollars would be good. You had to have three boxes of the same amount to win, and three of the boxes read: 10 MILLION

Kenny couldn't believe his eyes. He showed the card to his parents.

"Mom, dad" he said, "I think I won!!!"

"Now way," Kevin protested

Mr. and Mrs. McCormick looked at the card wide-eyed in disbelief. Kenny's card really WAS a winner. They all went down to the grocery store together to redeem it.

"We just won ten million dollars!" Stuart told the teller.

"Oh my God!" the teller cried.

A/N: Yeah, I know its short and fast, but its a prologue so that means bigger and better things are coming up!!! I just needed to kinda set the story cuz I didn't wanna drag out the whole winning lottery ticket thing. Look out for the opening chapter!!!