(A/N: For those of you guys who've read FlameX, the 3rd story has come out now. Thanks, HG, for giving me the confidence to actually write it. Anyway, today you'll finally see what Harley's plan is...Well, that's kind of obvious. As I always say, which probably gets kind of annoying, enjoy! I really need a new catchphrase thingy... :) )
(A/N 2: Ahhhhhh. At last my internet connection has been repaired! I can continue to write at last! Here ya go!)
A Really Funny Teacher
Episode 6:
The Cool Climax Thingy
By Secret7
"Professor...I've got a headache....what time is it?" asked Blossom tiredly.
The Professor stared at all three girls. They each had bags under their eyes, extremely tired. Buttercup rubbed her head.
"What happened?" asked the Professor.
"Well, I think...no...I don't..." Buttercup struggled, trying to remember.
"Didn't we meet our new substitutes?" asked Bubbles.
"That was 3 days ago!" The Professor exclaimed. "Are you three feeling OK?"
"We're fine. Bubbles, wake up."
Bubbles jumped up. "GIR, reporting for duty, sir!" she said tiredly, then fell back to sleep.
"Girls, I think you've been watching too many cartoons. Either that, or it's a sinister plan to kill you." He laughed at this. "Yeah right. Who in the right mind would want to hurt my little pumpkins?"
"I can't wait to kill that Professor's little pumpkins!" The Joker said, grinning tightly. "Call them, Harley."
Harley smiled weakly. "Sure, boss." She dialed the Professor's number.
"Hello?" the Professor said.
"This is Ms. Yelrah. We need to talk. You see--"
"I'm sorry, but the girls are sick, and I can't--"
"This is an emergency parent-teacher conference! We REALLY need to talk!"
"Er...OK. I'll be...right over." He hung up.
Harley slipped on her disguise, taking off her usual makeup and putting on a teacher's outfit. She frowned. Her plan—would it work? Why was she doing this? Why did she have to do this? She was afraid about what would happen...
"Mistah J..."
"Yes, Harl?"
"Well, I was wondering if you could NOT..." Harley caught herself. "If you could kill them as slowly as possible!" she said, feigning excitement.
"Don't worry, honey. I do that with everyone." said the Joker, smirking.
The doorbell rang. Harley's heart skipped a beat.
"Please, come in." Mr. Rekoj said.
The Professor came in, obviously upset.
"What exactly are you trying to pull here? I mean, really! My girls are sick and--"
"Sick?" asked the Joker, stunned. "I didn't ask for any poisons..." he whispered to Harley.
"I didn't do it."
"Well, please sit down!" said the Joker, back to his happier demeanor.
They did.
The Joker smiled, and slowly began to wipe off his skin-colored make up.
"You...You...You're the..." the Professor stuttered. "Joker!"
"The Price is Right." The Joker said calmly.
"And if that's true, you must be...no...but...but we kissed!"
Harley tried not to look guilty. "Yeah, I'm Harley, the Joker's loyal henchwench."
"Then we'll beat you up!" Blossom announced.
"Do you have the energy?" asked Harley. "I'm guessing you can barely even fly, let alone fight."
"Nice touch, Harley!" The Joker said, now with all makeup gone. "You know, I almost thought that you were going to double-cross me! Ridiculous! You could never do that! Did you inject us with the anti-Joker gas serum?"
"Yup."
"Then you may be do the honors," said the Joker, handing Harley the joker-venom bomb.
"But...why? I thought we were friends..." Bubbles whispered.
Harley smiled evilly. "Bye-bye!" she said, dropping the bomb.
It covered the whole room. The Joker was laughing hysterically.
"This is BRILLIANT Harley! HEEHEHEHEHEeheheeheh! Watch them die! Watch them-HA-wait a second they aren't dying!"
Harley smiled, and glanced the Professor in the eye. She pulled out the injection needle, and a bottle of liquid, labeled "Anti-Venom".
"You...You saved us!" The Professor stammered.
"Yeah, yeah. Save it. I like you, Utonium. You're a good guy. Now as for THIS one...Please leave the room, guys."
They happily obliged.
The Joker was coughing, half-laughing.
"I didn't GIVE the antidote, however, ta you!" said Harley smiling. She pulled out the injection needle, and pumped the antidote into the clown. He immediately stopped laughing.
"YOU! How could you?"
"Because. Because it took the love of a family and the care of a student to show me. That to you, I'm just another dumb blonde joke." She pulled out her boxing glove launcher.
"And--"
WHAM!
"KO!" Harley announced, as the Joker slipped into unconsciousness.
"Well...goodnight ladies and germs!" she announced, leaving the room.
"Ladies...germs..." the Joker muttered as he fell asleep.
TO BE CONLCLUDED...
