"Drakie? You ok? Well, I know just the thing that will cheer you up!" Pansy then leaned in and gave Hermione a huge kiss.

"Ahh!! Get off of me you filthy WHORE!!" Hermione yelled at her as she furiously wiped at her lips.

"Mal-Hermione! I need to talk to you..NOW!" She yelled at her body and pointed to the Hogwarts doors.

She saw her body not and head for the doors.

'Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is happening? No no no! This can NOT be happening.' Hermione thought frantically.

'This is really weird. I'm in Granger's body. Hey that means...' Draco thought as he looked down at his new body.

Hermione watched in horror as she Malfoy look down her shirt. Then she saw him place his hands on her breasts! 'Why that little pervert! How dare he! God and I can't a THING because he's in MY body and that would look so weird! God!'

Thankfully they had finally reached the doors and Hermione was going to let Malfoy know how she felt about him touching her.

"Get your hands off of me Malfoy!" She hissed angrily as she opened the doors.

"Oh but why mudblood? You have nice boobs. It's a shame you hide them all the time." Draco replied as he smirked at her.

They both stepped right outside the doors and didn't notice that they left them ajar.

"Ok. What did you do Malfoy?"

"Absolutely nothing. I was going to ask you the same question. Although I don't mind too much."

Hermione was disgusted to see Malfoy fondle her body again.

"You could do the same you know, Granger." He said as he pointed to the lower portion of his body.

"Ugh. No thanks! Stop touching ME!" She yelled at him.

"How are you going to stop me?"

"Like this you disgrace of a pure BLOOD!" and Hermione smacked Draco as hard as she could.

The students in the Great Hall gasped causing Hermione and Draco to regain control over themselves. They walked back into the Great Hall and the students saw a red hand mark across 'Hermione's' face.

"You bloody bastard! How dare you hit Hermione!" Yelled a very angry Ronald Weasley. Before anyone could say another word, Ron leapt towards 'Malfoy'.

"Ron!...No no... I'm Hermione!" yelled Hermione nervously.

"Bullshit!" and with that Ron punched Hermione in the jaw.

"Ron stop it! You don't want a detention!" Said Harry as he pulled Ron back, although he was looking quite murderous himself.

"Keep your hands off of Hermione, Malfoy!" Harry warned 'Draco'.

"Well, 'Hermione'! YOU have detention!" Hermione said to Draco joyfully.

"What?! You dumped the potion on ME!" Draco replied.

"But you're the one that's in my body! It would look weird if Draco Malfoy showed up for Hermione's detention." She told him cheekily.

"Well, We'll just have to tell about the switch!"

"Do you think people will believe us? Ron didn't believe me. And I have no idea how we switched...there is nothing in the magical world that can make it possible for two people to switch bodies. If we told people, all it would do would make us look crazy."

"Ugh. FINE! God, I hate this."

"Not enjoying this anymore, Malfoy?"

Malfoy just stormed off to Snape's classroom.

Hermione just chuckled to herself until she realized that she had no idea where the Slytherin common room was.

"Malfoy wait!" She yelled at 'his' retreating back.

Draco turned around to face Hermione.

"What is it now mudblood?"

Ignoring the comment she said

"I don't know where the Slytherin common room is!"

"Alright. I'll show you, but I don't know where the Gryffindor common room is either.'

"Well, you're going to have to show me where the Slytherin common room. And you just need to make sure to meet Harry and Ron at the library after your detention."

"Oh great. Potty and Weasel. I can't believe I'm going to waste my time with them."

"Malfoy! You better be civil towards them atleast. They are my best friends."

"Yea, whatever Granger. Come on. Follow me."

They walked silently to the Slytherin common room. Hermione was making sure to remember everything so she wouldn't have trouble finding it again. While she observing her surroundings, Malfoy was looking at her.

'I always thought I was good looking, but I never knew I was THIS much. No wonder all the girls are so smitten with me. I'm surprised Granger is upset about this. Most girls would do anything to have my body to their FULL advantage.'

They had finally reached the portrait of the green snake. Draco said the password "acid pops" and the portrait swung open.

"There. Now, I'll go to YOUR detention."

"Thanks."

Hermione walked into the Slytherin common room with loads of apprehension. Well atleast she wasn't walking to a detention with Snape.

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"You're late Granger. 50 points from Gryffindor!" Snape said as 'Hermione' walked into his classroom.

"Yes Professor. "Draco replied. Why should he care if Gryffindor looses points? Haha he shouldn't care.

"Now start cleaning those cauldrons! No magic!" Snape snapped at 'Hermione' and went into his office.

'Aww no magic? Come one Severus!' Draco thought as he started to scrub out the cauldrons. He sighed as he was finishing up the last one.

'Well that was a lot of work. I'm glad that I don't have to do this all the time. Draco just sat there waiting for Snape to inspect the cauldrons and release him.

'I wish he would just hurry up and inspect.' Draco thought as Snape made his entrance. 'Finally! I'll be able to leave soon.'

Snape started inspecting the cauldrons and then he sneered.

'What? Why is he sneering at ME? I'm Draco Malfoy! I'm just stuck in Granger's body!'

"Well, Ms. Granger, it looks to me like these cauldrons are still dirty and need more scrubbing. Clean them again."

'What clean them AGAIN? AGAIN? Who do you think you are? I made SURE they were spotless. I'm a Malfoy. Everything I do is perfect!'

"But professor! I made sure that they were COMPLETELY spotless!"

"Don't argue with me Ms. Granger!"

' What? 'don't argue with me Ms. Granger' my ass. I'll argue with you as much as I want to Snape. If my father ever hears about this.. oh wait. He WON'T hear about this because I'm stuck as mudblood Granger.'

Draco was mumbling about stupid mudbloods and bloody cauldrons as he cleaned and scrubbed for a second time.

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After two hours of cleaning and scrubbing and Snape sneering, a very disgruntled and agitated Draco Malfoy walked towards the library.

'I have to clean cauldrons for 3 long tedious hours and now I have to put up with Potty and Weasel. Being Granger has LOTS of downsides, but if she's a mudblood, what can I expect?'

Draco's thoughts were interrupted when Harry started speaking to him.

"Hey Herms. How was detention?"

"Bloody awful" Draco muttered to himself, but Ron and Harry had heard him.

"Was Snape being a pain in the arse again?" Ron questioned.

'Of course! He always is to Granger. What do you expect? That he would be absolutely cheerful and tell me to watch him clean the cauldrons and spit on him if he didn't do it right?'

"No, but you are! Shut up I have a headache!" He snapped at Ron.

"Uhm. Ok. Let's just go to bed."

'Hmm, bed sounds good. I'm tired.'

"Ok, as long as we don't have to do homework!" Ron said as he let out a big yawn.

So Draco somewhat willingly walked with Harry and Ron to the Gryffindor doorms.

"Sugar Quills" Harry said to the Fat Lady.

"Of course dear." She replied as she swung open.

"Goodnight Hermione. S-see you tomorrow." Harry said with a yawn in the middle.

"Yea, goodnight." Ron told her tiredly.

"Whatever." Draco dismissed them with a wave of his hand as he trotted to the girls-

'Wait! The GIRLS dormitory? Oh yea! Being Granger DEFINITELY had a FEW upsides. I'm going to be around girls. And girls get dressed infront of each other.' Draco thought with a huge grin on his face. He walked into the dormitory as Parvarti and Lavender were changing into their pajamas. Draco just watched them change.

"Oh hey Hermione. You ok? I mean I saw Malfoy's handprint on your face." Parvarti inquired.

"It still stings, but I'm good." 'I'd be even better if you stripped for me.'

"Ouch." Lavender put in sympathetically.

"Yep, well night quys." Draco said as he took off Hermione's shirt. He was surprised to see Lavender and Parvarti so shocked.

"Whats up?" he said giving them a questioning look.

"Oh..nothing. Just you've always been so keen on hiding your body and you NEVER changed in front of us before. You always told us to leave."

"Well, what can I say? I've changed." Draco said simply.

'God Hermione's got nice boobs, especially for a mudblood. Why does she hide them? Well, that's gotta change now. Hmm, I think I want to sleep like this.'

And with that Draco climbed into Hermione's bed and fell asleep.

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'Gosh. I can't believe I'm going to be stuck with a bunch of Slytherins. This is way too uncomfortable for me. I'm going to be stuck in the boys dorm!' Hermione thought as she entered the common room.

"Hey Draco. What's up?" A Slytherin boy said to her. Hermione was so stressed out that she could only nod her head. Apparently this was normal because no one looked at her funny or asked questions.

She hesitantly walked up to the boys' dormitory and was relieved to find Crabbe and Goyle fast asleep in their beds.

'Atleast I won't have to put up with them tonight. Gosh this is awful.'

Just then Hermione was struck by realization at full force. She had to change. IN DRACO MALFOY'S BODY!

"Why oh WHY did this have to happen to ME?! I have to change DRACO MALFOY! This is a curse. This CAN'T be happening. Please no. Why me?!" She thought out loud as Blaise walked into the room.

"Dude..You do that everyday. Since when do you not take pride in your body?.. Wait.. are you.. shrinking?" Blaise said jokingly.

'Shrinking? What does he mean by th- OH god. Why do guys have to talk about these kind of things. I don't want to talk about his..private area!'

"Uhm. No...Blaise. Night"

"Yea whatever man."

Hermione sighed as she took off Draco's clothes until she was only in his boxers. Now she had to change those. Hermione closed her eyes and took of the boxers. She quickly grabbed a new pair and closed her eyes so she wouldn't have to see his private part. As soon as the boxers were on, she realized she was still topless. Even though she was in a guy's body, she still felt really exposed, so she threw on a shirt and crawled into bed.

'Whew. Atleast I got that part over. Ugh wait! I have homework! Oh well. This day has been to eventful and exhausting."

So Hermione closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.