Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does.If I did, do you think I would be sitting here writing fanfic?
Potter and Malfoy: Pranksters Supreme
Ch.1: Bored out of my mind
It was the middle of summer holidays and Harry Potter was bored. He was staying at the Dursleys again and he was going stir crazy. He looked out the window and sighed. It was his 17th birthday, and he knew that they would absolutely ignore him.
Harry heard a soft hoot and a barn owl flew in and dropped a letter into his lap.
He opened it and read:
Dear Mr. Potter, We are pleased to inform you that as you are now 17 you may perform magic outside of school, and are now of age. If you wish to learn to Apparate, please contact the Ministry, and they will be glad to help you.
Sincerely,
Ronara Pufflemore, Secretary to the Minister of Magic
Harry grinned with pleasure as he thought of the looks of the Dursleys when they found out that he could do magic. Still smiling, he went back to sleep.
When he woke up again he remembered the letter, hid his wand in his sleeve and went down to breakfast.
"Boy, get the mail" Petunia snapped at him as he entered.
"OK, Aunt Petunia" Harry said with an evil grin. He took his wand out of his sleeve and pointed it at the doorway.
"Put that away right now" Vernon said as Petunia gave a gasp of horror. "We know you can't use it outside of school."
Harry looked at him with that same grin on his face. "Accio mail" The mail came flying through the door and Harry caught it quickly.
"You see Uncle, today is my 17th birthday, and I am now of age. That means that I can do magic whenever I want."
He laughed at the horrified looks they all had and went up to write a letter. Now that I can do magic, let's play a joke on some old school enemies. At least I won't be bored.
Harry got out a pen and ink and began to write.
To Draco Malfoy.
Hi there! It's your favorite enemy. I am bored out of my wits so I thought I would come back to my favorite form of amusement: taunting you. How is your father? Still in Azkaban? Oh well, I'm sure that he is in good company with the other death eaters that are there now.
See you at school.
Your Best Enemy, Harry Potter
P.S. I think that you should maybe join a circus as Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
P.P.S. I finally can do magic so there is a curse attached to the letter. Now go look in the mirror!
Harry put down his quill, pointed his wand at the paper and said a few words. Then he sealed it and let Hedwig take it.
Harry picked up his book and continued to read.
Somewhere in Malfoy Manor Draco Malfoy dropped the letter and ran to a mirror. "POTTER!" he bellowed. His hair was a bright variety of colors from lime green to shocking pink.
Author's Note...
This is my first fanfic I've downloaded so please review and let me know if it's worth keeping or if I should scrap it.
Mara Jade
