Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….
Disclaimer: Neither of these are mine. You know what I mean
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FUCK YOU, YOU TWO
(Dammit Janet)
*Set in the room Ron and Harry share in the Black house*
(the bracketed refrain is sung by the hidden Phineas).
Harry:
You have no idea what I went through (You two)
All this Summer I've been down blue (You two)
With nothing at all there to do (You two)
And I've one thing to say and that's Fuck you, you two
I'm pissed off.
I hid where the flowers all grew (You two)
To see if any news had come through (You two)
But none of the muggles had a clue (You two)
I've one thing to say and that's Fuck you, you two
I'm pissed off
I know I'm screaming a lot
What harm could one message do?
Was Voldie active or not?
Oh Ron-and-Her-mi-on-e I'm mad at you Ooo!
Hermione:
Damn it, we've said that we're sorry! (Harry)
Yelling at us makes you rather scary (Harry)
But it's a burden we ALL have to carry (Harry)
I've one thing to say and that's Come on Harry
Just cool off.
Hermione:
Harry….
Harry:
Fuck you
Ron:
You're scary…
Harry:
You two
Hermione:
Forgive us…
Harry:
I guess…
Harry, Ron & Hermione:
There's one thing left to do…
Harry:
And that's go see the man who knows who… (You two)
… And what Voldie's up to (You two)
He can also answer a question or two *darkly* (You two)
Now I've one thing to say and that's I've forgiven you, you two
But Dumbledore will pay…
Harry:
Forgiven, you two…
Ron &Hermione:
Harry was scary…
Harry:
Forgiven, you two
Harry, Ron &Hermione:
Dumbledore….
